09-08-2009, 07:11 PM | #83 (permalink) |
Darth Papa
Location: Yonder
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I was once told by a girl (mid-blow-job, no less) the following, verbatim: "Do you know you've got the perfect dick? Not too big, not too small, shaped just right... Perfect."
Since then I haven't worried--really had any attention at all--on what size I am. |
09-09-2009, 06:09 AM | #85 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Near Raleigh, NC
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tiny, tiny hands and now a fat belly, yes shrinkage. But at least my small hands make my belly look even bigger...
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09-09-2009, 06:53 AM | #86 (permalink) |
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Mine is 6" and gets slightly wider and longer the more aroused I am, especially if foreplay is focused on it.
Too bad the penis doesn't continue to grow throughout life, like the nose and the ears. Of course, a man's nose can be quite useful during cunnilingus (perhaps the subject of another thread), so at least something sexually useful continues to grow... But I tend to agree with others who've said that if your partner is happy with how you use your penis to enhance her sexual pleasure, that's all that really matters. |
09-09-2009, 07:18 AM | #87 (permalink) | |
I Confess a Shiver
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Good idea for a thread. |
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09-10-2009, 11:50 AM | #90 (permalink) |
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My first, and possibly last, post on this newly discovered forum and it's about my dick. Yep, I'm still 6 years old and fascinated with this thing.
I'm 5'9", go around 175-185 lbs, and dangle (not swing, trust me) probably a little below average. I dated a woman who taught gender studies recently and worked hard to get her honest evaluation - part of her class was a section on men's insecurity around penis size. Once I was able to break down the PC crap, she admitted that my size was "average". We then got naked and had well above average sex, at least to me! |
09-10-2009, 01:17 PM | #91 (permalink) | |
I Confess a Shiver
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... I'm glad I'm blue collar. |
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09-10-2009, 05:06 PM | #92 (permalink) | |
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The class typically had a large section on media, it's portrayal of women, and the subsequent effect on the body image of young women. After teaching it for a few years, my GF started seeing a lot of questions from boys about body types, penis size, and the like. So she created a section around that stuff. Not surprising, really. In the '90s it was all about what fake boobs and barbie dolls did to girl's self-esteem, in the late '00's it's about what internet porn is doing to boys. |
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10-06-2009, 07:30 AM | #93 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: North Carolina
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The size doesn't matter statements are mostly true, except for a couple things. I like watching myself penetrate and trying all kinds of different positions. My average length penis limits this somewhat. If it was longer I would be able to see the penetration better, and would be more successful with some positions where it just doesn't seem long enough. However, I also have to be careful sometimes not to hit cervix, so for missionary and positions that result in depe penetration, a longer penis could be a bad thing.
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10-06-2009, 09:56 AM | #94 (permalink) |
Sober
Location: Eastern Canada
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Sorry, but this whole thread puts me in mind of the story of the three very drunk guys in the bar arguing about who was largest. After laying down some heavy money the first guy pulls his out & it measures 8". The second guy smiles, pulls his out, and it's 9". The third guy snorts, bares it... 10"!!
He goes home and tells his wife how he won all the money. She says, "You didn't pull that big hairy thing out in public did you?" He replies, "Nah... just enough to win!" (oh, and I spent the money on a big-screen TV to go with it! )
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10-13-2009, 04:31 AM | #96 (permalink) |
After School Special Moralist
Location: Large City, Texas.
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A woman stops into a bar a very long day of boring business meetings. One of the guys in the bar starts chatting her up, but she's in no mood for listening to him, so she decides to get rid of him quickly.
"Listen," she says, "I need 10 inches of cock to be satisfied." He looks at her for a few seconds, then replies, "I'm not cutting off four inches for any woman." Thank you, thanks, you're too kind. Please remember to tip your waitress.
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10-13-2009, 06:56 AM | #97 (permalink) |
Confused Adult
Location: Spokane, WA
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yeah so i'm 6'6" w/ 7x6 and the problem with being a minigiant is your anatomy, regardless of size, short of a porn cock, just doesn't work aesthetically imo. That said, I don't feel intimidated cuz I've heard everything from "it's the biggest I've had" to "I've had bigger" which just illustrates that you may as well just assume every woman you get intimate with has hooked up with a porn cock at least once so there is no point worrying about it.
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10-25-2009, 10:06 PM | #100 (permalink) |
Crazy
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I thought I was the only one to do that upon reading most people on the internet have 12 inches. My ten inchers no match for that!
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10-31-2009, 11:02 AM | #103 (permalink) |
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61/2 - 7 inches long
61/2 inches around. I always perceived myself as small because unerect, it is pretty damn small, but it grows so much. I mean erect is what counts, but not when you get your pants pulled down and people assume you have a small penis because it's in its 'useless' stage. |
10-31-2009, 07:15 PM | #105 (permalink) |
We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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Hopefully not as flat...
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11-09-2009, 09:14 PM | #112 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: california
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i am 6.5 with about 6" of girth. i find woman like more girth than cervix bashers. also i got a free sample of levitra a few years ago from my doc and wow that stuff is amazing. i could build a barn with that thing. i've since tried viagra and cialas. Levitra works best for me. My gf says it makes me like a rock and i stay hard as long as I want. i can fuck her with the cock of a "20 year old" as long as she can handle it and i am 57.
she was giving me head and started laughing and said, "this thing is like concrete" ox |
11-10-2009, 09:12 PM | #116 (permalink) |
After School Special Moralist
Location: Large City, Texas.
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It must be especially tough to bash a cervix with a smooth spot.
I'm glad that my wife can squeeze the silver off a dime. Not all men evolved equally, or if you prefer, god has sick sense of humor.
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