A woman stops into a bar a very long day of boring business meetings. One of the guys in the bar starts chatting her up, but she's in no mood for listening to him, so she decides to get rid of him quickly.
"Listen," she says, "I need 10 inches of cock to be satisfied."
He looks at her for a few seconds, then replies, "I'm not cutting off four inches for any woman."
Thank you, thanks, you're too kind. Please remember to tip your waitress.
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