Sorry, but this whole thread puts me in mind of the story of the three very drunk guys in the bar arguing about who was largest. After laying down some heavy money the first guy pulls his out & it measures 8". The second guy smiles, pulls his out, and it's 9". The third guy snorts, bares it... 10"!!
He goes home and tells his wife how he won all the money. She says, "You didn't pull that big hairy thing out in public did you?" He replies, "Nah... just enough to win!"
(oh, and I spent the money on a big-screen TV to go with it!
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