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i saw this on TreeHugger.com and it made my day. i know you all will appreciate it too


Small Cars Are Nice, But Can You Have Sex in One? 4 Positions that Say Yes Yes Yes! (With Photos)

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~You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois, cause if i'm a child than you know what that makes you? a pedophile. and i'll be damned if i'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

Daniel_

Damn you internet for not existing 20 years ago.

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telekinetic

Not going to look at that link from work, but I had sex at least 7 different ways (well, 4 if you eliminate passenger/driver seat variations) in my tiny two-seat MR2--only two of them required the removal of the horn relay fuse, and three of them were actually quite comfortable! Hooray super dark tint!

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SabrinaFair

Loved the link, the Ken-and-Barbie pictures cracked me up.

My incidents of vehicular sex have thus far been limited to oral encounters....may have to experiment in the near future.

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Charlatan

It has been *years* since I had sex in a car. I had a small car but we always managed to work it out. We usually used the passenger seat.

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Bear Cub

Who the hell has that much room in the front seat?

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Cynosure

Hmm. Small vehicles that I've had sex in...

...Ford Fiesta (my very first car, a 2-door hatchback, which I got at 18!)

...Honda Civic (my teenage girlfriend's car; another 2-door hatchback)

...Toyota Corolla (my brother's car; yet another 2-door hatchback)

...Toyota Celica (my mother-in-law's car; a 2-door coupe)

...Suzuki Samurai (my dad's 2-door jeep, which soon became mine; with my first girlfriend after my divorce)

...Toyota Supra (my 40-something-year-old older girlfriend's sports car)

However, it's been well over 10 years since I last had an opportunity – or even wanted to, really – to have sex in a small car, now that I'm settled down and married again.

Anormalguy

Never have. At my age I'll gladly take the comfort of a bed .

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streak_56

VW Golf...

definately interesting positions. the front seat/back seat combinations were endless

little_tippler

Never done it in the passenger seat, only in the back. You all have some big small cars!

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To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

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MSD

Passenger seat? Try girl on top facing the guy while he's driving. All of you. And report back if you don't crash

blahblah454

I did that in a 2005 Ford F150, while not exactly a small car, it was challenging. I had about 2 blocks to go and I got jumped. I made it to her house without crashing and we went inside where she proceeded to pass out on me! But we did it in the morning.

Poppinjay

I agree with ghostgirl, SUV's are great for McLovin. My Jeep Cherokee was great until it died. I eventually scotchguarded the seats and trunk area.

And that is my TMI moment of the month.

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Bill O'Rights

Back in my "back seat" days, it was usually in a 1968 Mercury Monterey. Quintessential land yaught. Plenty of room. The only "small" car that I've...graced, was a 1974 VW Dasher wagon. The back seat folded down, and again, plenty of room.

Now I drive a Ford Explorer. I may have to take ghoastgirl1's advise and give 'er a try. But...at my age the last thing I need is to get caught fogging up the windows.

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It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

telekinetic

That was one of the positions that required pulling the relay fuse in the MR2, otherwise her ass would have kept hitting the horn

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abaya

1999 Ford Escort (passenger seat reclined, plenty of room), 1997 VW Golf (same deal), 1978 Trans Am (backseat, where the big bump in the middle was NOT comfortable--probably the worst experience). Aaaaand I think that's about it for now. We had some great times in the Escort, though...

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Poppinjay

I would so make fun of this if one of my earliest experiences was not in a Firebird.

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Anormalguy

The closest we ever got was masturbating in a '85 Mazada 626. We were having a long and boring drive back from seeing some friends in Cleveland. I was driving & decided to challenge my wife to take off her shorts & panties and go for it. She looked me in the eye with a big smile on her face, then proceeded to do so. After she finished she said it was now my turn. She took over the driving, & I ogbliged. The car didn't have tinted windows, & we were on a major highway in broad daylight.

I love my crazy wife.

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ShaniFaye

what does it say about me that all I can pay attention to on that page are Ken's sparkly socks?

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

ItWasMe

With three kids we sometimes ... okay, almost always ... have more privacy if we just hop into the back of our suv in the driveway. The back windows are heavily tinted. We don't do that very often now, though, since we bought my in-laws' old travel trailer...

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Anormalguy

I can hear your neighbors talking...

Woman: Oh christ, Bill & Sue are fucking in the driveway again.

Man: That make two nights in a row. Maybe we should offer to take their kids out to a movie or something?

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uncle phil

jeebus, 1965 in a TR-3...

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ItWasMe

Yea, I was so afraid of getting caught in the back of the suv at the movie cinema. Our movie was sold out so we had to wait an hour for the next one to start. Had to think of some way to pass the time. People kept walking right past our tinted windows. The type where we can see out, but you can't see in.

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

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Jenna

Done in a little Saturn with my 6'5 boyfriend. Had to open up both doors just so we could fit.

Yellow Tulip

I don't remember ever doing it in the back seat. The passenger seat, yes, and it was never comfortable.

I remember, a bit foolishly, agreeing to pull up at the side of a hedge in broad daylight, I was laid back in the passenger seat and my partner was going down on me, and a bloke went past walking his dog and had a good look. I hope it was a cheap thrill for him, cause it did nothing for us.

ItWasMe

Years ago, drove to a deserted area in a small car with a boyfriend. It was a bit awkward, but it wasn't too bad. Until we tried to leave, that is. The car was stuck in deep mud. Had to call my dad to come tow us out.

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

LS1RX8

I do it in my RX8 all the time. It's kinky, especially at school, and it's actually pretty easy to do.