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Tech 11-12-2008 12:07 PM

sex in a small car
 
i saw this on TreeHugger.com and it made my day. i know you all will appreciate it too


Small Cars Are Nice, But Can You Have Sex in One? 4 Positions that Say Yes Yes Yes! (With Photos)

http://www.treehugger.com/Green-Compact-Vehicle-Sex.JPG

Daniel_ 11-12-2008 01:40 PM

Damn you internet for not existing 20 years ago.

telekinetic 11-12-2008 02:13 PM

Not going to look at that link from work, but I had sex at least 7 different ways (well, 4 if you eliminate passenger/driver seat variations) in my tiny two-seat MR2--only two of them required the removal of the horn relay fuse, and three of them were actually quite comfortable! Hooray super dark tint!

SabrinaFair 11-12-2008 04:02 PM

Loved the link, the Ken-and-Barbie pictures cracked me up.

My incidents of vehicular sex have thus far been limited to oral encounters....may have to experiment in the near future.

Charlatan 11-12-2008 04:07 PM

It has been *years* since I had sex in a car. I had a small car but we always managed to work it out. We usually used the passenger seat.

Bear Cub 11-12-2008 04:13 PM

Who the hell has that much room in the front seat?

Cynosure 11-12-2008 04:33 PM

Hmm. Small vehicles that I've had sex in...

...Ford Fiesta (my very first car, a 2-door hatchback, which I got at 18!)

...Honda Civic (my teenage girlfriend's car; another 2-door hatchback)

...Toyota Corolla (my brother's car; yet another 2-door hatchback)

...Toyota Celica (my mother-in-law's car; a 2-door coupe)

...Suzuki Samurai (my dad's 2-door jeep, which soon became mine; with my first girlfriend after my divorce)

...Toyota Supra (my 40-something-year-old older girlfriend's sports car)

However, it's been well over 10 years since I last had an opportunity – or even wanted to, really – to have sex in a small car, now that I'm settled down and married again.

Anormalguy 11-12-2008 04:46 PM

Never have. At my age I'll gladly take the comfort of a bed :lol:.

streak_56 11-12-2008 04:50 PM

VW Golf...

definately interesting positions. the front seat/back seat combinations were endless

little_tippler 11-12-2008 05:44 PM

Never done it in the passenger seat, only in the back. You all have some big small cars!

MSD 11-12-2008 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by little_tippler (Post 2559599)
Never done it in the passenger seat, only in the back. You all have some big small cars!

Passenger seat? Try girl on top facing the guy while he's driving. All of you. And report back if you don't crash

blahblah454 11-12-2008 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSD (Post 2559626)
Passenger seat? Try girl on top facing the guy while he's driving. All of you. And report back if you don't crash



I did that in a 2005 Ford F150, while not exactly a small car, it was challenging. I had about 2 blocks to go and I got jumped. I made it to her house without crashing and we went inside where she proceeded to pass out on me! But we did it in the morning.

Poppinjay 11-13-2008 03:59 AM

I agree with ghostgirl, SUV's are great for McLovin. My Jeep Cherokee was great until it died. I eventually scotchguarded the seats and trunk area.

And that is my TMI moment of the month.

Bill O'Rights 11-13-2008 05:40 AM

Back in my "back seat" days, it was usually in a 1968 Mercury Monterey. Quintessential land yaught. Plenty of room. The only "small" car that I've...graced, was a 1974 VW Dasher wagon. The back seat folded down, and again, plenty of room.

Now I drive a Ford Explorer. I may have to take ghoastgirl1's advise and give 'er a try. But...at my age the last thing I need is to get caught fogging up the windows.

telekinetic 11-13-2008 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSD (Post 2559626)
Passenger seat? Try girl on top facing the guy while he's driving. All of you. And report back if you don't crash

That was one of the positions that required pulling the relay fuse in the MR2, otherwise her ass would have kept hitting the horn :thumbsup:

abaya 11-13-2008 06:05 AM

1999 Ford Escort (passenger seat reclined, plenty of room), 1997 VW Golf (same deal), 1978 Trans Am (backseat, where the big bump in the middle was NOT comfortable--probably the worst experience). Aaaaand I think that's about it for now. We had some great times in the Escort, though...

Poppinjay 11-13-2008 06:39 AM

Quote:

1978 Trans Am (backseat, where the big bump in the middle was NOT comfortable--probably the worst experience)
I would so make fun of this if one of my earliest experiences was not in a Firebird.

Anormalguy 11-13-2008 08:13 AM

The closest we ever got was masturbating in a '85 Mazada 626. We were having a long and boring drive back from seeing some friends in Cleveland. I was driving & decided to challenge my wife to take off her shorts & panties and go for it. She looked me in the eye with a big smile on her face, then proceeded to do so. After she finished she said it was now my turn. She took over the driving, & I ogbliged. The car didn't have tinted windows, & we were on a major highway in broad daylight.

I love my crazy wife.

ShaniFaye 11-13-2008 09:22 AM

what does it say about me that all I can pay attention to on that page are Ken's sparkly socks?

ItWasMe 11-13-2008 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anormalguy (Post 2559565)
Never have. At my age I'll gladly take the comfort of a bed :lol:.

With three kids we sometimes ... okay, almost always ... have more privacy if we just hop into the back of our suv in the driveway. The back windows are heavily tinted. We don't do that very often now, though, since we bought my in-laws' old travel trailer...

Anormalguy 11-13-2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItWasMe (Post 2559986)
With three kids we sometimes ... okay, almost always ... have more privacy if we just hop into the back of our suv in the driveway. The back windows are heavily tinted. We don't do that very often now, though, since we bought my in-laws' old travel trailer...

I can hear your neighbors talking...

Woman: Oh christ, Bill & Sue are fucking in the driveway again.

Man: That make two nights in a row. Maybe we should offer to take their kids out to a movie or something?

uncle phil 11-13-2008 04:08 PM

jeebus, 1965 in a TR-3...

ItWasMe 11-13-2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anormalguy (Post 2560077)
I can hear your neighbors talking...

Woman: Oh christ, Bill & Sue are fucking in the driveway again.

Man: That make two nights in a row. Maybe we should offer to take their kids out to a movie or something?

Yea, I was so afraid of getting caught in the back of the suv at the movie cinema. Our movie was sold out so we had to wait an hour for the next one to start. Had to think of some way to pass the time. People kept walking right past our tinted windows. The type where we can see out, but you can't see in.

Jenna 11-14-2008 02:14 AM

Done in a little Saturn with my 6'5 boyfriend. Had to open up both doors just so we could fit.

Yellow Tulip 11-15-2008 04:48 AM

I don't remember ever doing it in the back seat. The passenger seat, yes, and it was never comfortable.

I remember, a bit foolishly, agreeing to pull up at the side of a hedge in broad daylight, I was laid back in the passenger seat and my partner was going down on me, and a bloke went past walking his dog and had a good look. I hope it was a cheap thrill for him, cause it did nothing for us.

ItWasMe 11-20-2008 01:26 AM

Years ago, drove to a deserted area in a small car with a boyfriend. It was a bit awkward, but it wasn't too bad. Until we tried to leave, that is. The car was stuck in deep mud. Had to call my dad to come tow us out.

LS1RX8 11-23-2008 12:59 PM

I do it in my RX8 all the time. It's kinky, especially at school, and it's actually pretty easy to do.


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