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Old 05-27-2008, 07:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Word for vagina during sex

Hey all...

so my girlfriend and I can't come up for an acceptable, sexy word for her vagina. She hates pussy, snatch, and cunt and it's annoying not to have anything to call it. So I was wondering if any of you have suggestions.

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Old 05-27-2008, 07:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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How about "honey pot"?

How about anything but "vajayjay"?
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's too bad, cunt's the king...

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Old 05-27-2008, 08:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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798?? Some of those are really stretching it.

Me and my lady call it her hoohah
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That's odd. Now that I think about it, I usually just say "it" or "you". "It's/You're so soft", "It's/You're so beautiful", etc. I don't recall ever labeling it during the act.

Huh.
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Snizz. It sounds snazzy.
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Old 05-27-2008, 09:11 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2008, 09:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2008, 09:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Thats too bad, cunts the king...

This might help you.
Is there a dick list too?
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Old 05-27-2008, 11:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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USB Port?
ROFLMFAO!!

one of my ex's liked the word "muff"
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Old 05-27-2008, 11:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Sally Struthers. (aimed at ladies who want to sass up their Sally Struthers.)





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mmmm…apple brown betty.




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Jamaican Slang Expression:

Glamity - Womans’ sexual private area.
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Old 05-27-2008, 11:45 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Clam or bearded clam.
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:01 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2008, 01:51 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Personally, I have always been a fan of pussy, as have most of the girls I've dated-- although I did sleep with one who was fond of cunt. However, since those seem to be out, you could always go British, and say "fanny." Or use one of the fancy Chinese names, like "jade gate," or "golden ravine," or "heavenly portal." Those seem a bit formal, though. I always suspected they sound better in Mandarin or Cantonese.

I knew (but, sadly, never slept with) a girl who referred to it as her "slippery biscuit."

I also knew (and do not regret never having slept with) a girl who called it her "playground." That always sounded oddly creepy to me...
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:15 AM   #17 (permalink)
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fanny makes you sound like a ten year old again, even in England :P

Cock hole. that one is appreciated.





Seriously? Pussy, or just reference "you" so put it in you, you taste delicious etc.
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:51 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:52 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I once knew a young gentleman who referred to labia as "dick huggers". He joined the Merchant Marine, and I haven't heard from him since then. I'm not making this up.
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:58 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Cootch or cooter. But those are my "cute" nicknames for it... I don't typically use those during the big event.
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:42 AM   #21 (permalink)
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In the way back machine I knew a girl who liked hers to be called a "peach."

I preferred a more direct four letter term during sex, but when you're 17 and getting some you'll call it whatever she wants.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:12 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Funny, I don't really call it anything. The b/f generally just goes with "pussy" ... for some reason, I've always hated that word, but I've gotten used to it and don't really care anymore.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:45 AM   #23 (permalink)
 
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I'm a big fan of it being called "cunt," though really I don't care what he calls it in the moment. The dirtier, the better. Pussy works just fine. Or the "you" that someone mentioned earlier ("you" taste good, etc).
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:04 AM   #24 (permalink)
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The SO fancies calling it a twat. Who am I to argue it?
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:37 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Yeah, in my experience "pussy" has usually been OK with the girls, although the last one didn't like it, and preferred "hooha." I like the euphemisms that imply that that is where the dick is supposed to be, like "cock holster" and "garage." Never really gave it this much thought though, usually if a girl does bot want you to call it some thing(s), (often "cunt" etc.) she has a preferred term on hand, otherwise it's a bit unfair.
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:12 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I tend to use pussy quite a bit, but I also (especially when writing erotica to my gf) will use vulva, labium, tickle spot, and wet spot. My gf likes to use either pussy or cunt (like retro said, cunt is king!!), but I don't find anything clinical in the use of vagina. I actually kind of like it.
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:29 AM   #27 (permalink)
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and preferred "hooha."
Hooha! ROFL!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:48 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I knew (but, sadly, never slept with) a girl who referred to it as her "slippery biscuit."
ROFL!

TotalMILF and I usually just use pussy. It works fine and she's never expressed a dislike for it. Sometimes she calls it "her girl"
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:49 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I think I've mentioned this around here before, but we were giddy and goofing one night after an outstanding session and came up with names for one another's packages. It's playful, silly and you can have fun with private jokes in front of others and they'll never know what you're talking about.
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Old 05-28-2008, 07:49 AM   #30 (permalink)
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We sometimes refer to it jokingly as the "weenie warmer" when we're cold in the winter. We've also called it the "hot pocket." I refer to it as my "coochie" or "cooter" generally, and he calls it a "pussy" when he's feeling dirty (rawr).
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Old 05-28-2008, 08:08 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2008, 08:24 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I always thought that "gash" was romantic...
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Old 05-28-2008, 08:43 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I like hoo hoo, because I'm an idiot. D calls it the the scratch pad or "pussy".
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Old 05-28-2008, 08:50 AM   #34 (permalink)
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The lass who I'm currently parking the beef bus with refers to it as 'her pot for cum'.

She's a traditional kinda girl, from the mountains.

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Old 05-28-2008, 09:01 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:30 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:15 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:40 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:31 AM   #39 (permalink)
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