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Personally, I have always been a fan of pussy, as have most of the girls I've dated-- although I did sleep with one who was fond of cunt. However, since those seem to be out, you could always go British, and say "fanny." Or use one of the fancy Chinese names, like "jade gate," or "golden ravine," or "heavenly portal." Those seem a bit formal, though. I always suspected they sound better in Mandarin or Cantonese.
I knew (but, sadly, never slept with) a girl who referred to it as her "slippery biscuit."
I also knew (and do not regret never having slept with) a girl who called it her "playground." That always sounded oddly creepy to me...
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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