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Old 05-28-2008, 11:44 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:55 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:02 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Due to some TV show (I think it was Anything But Love) she used to watch, my wife used to refer to it as her "Toochie". However, I equated that with Stanley Tucci, and therefore occasionally referred to it as her Stanley. That usually got me hit, so now we go with Quim or Pussy.
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:02 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:18 PM   #45 (permalink)
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I think "vagina" is a very feminine and poetic word. I have no problem with it. I'll use pussy if I want to be playful or refer less-specifically to the whole region.
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:43 PM   #46 (permalink)
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But seriously, it depends heavily on what you're going for. If you're thinking dirty talk, pussy and cunt are the big ones, but you're a no-go on those... So I think I agree with Willravel, when just having sex, not doing any dirty talk its always things like, It or you feel so good, etc.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:16 PM   #47 (permalink)
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We call it her giant hamburger...
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:32 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:24 PM   #49 (permalink)
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We call it her giant hamburger...
You honor me with your wife's pudendum!
I will never forget this.
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:46 PM   #50 (permalink)
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you could go old school and call it muff or beaver...
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Old 05-28-2008, 07:32 PM   #51 (permalink)
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wow. I thought we weren't really being original by calling mine "kitty".
Like: (for him) "kitty is so smooth", kitty tastes so good" or (for me) "kitty wants a kiss", "you really made kitty purr tonight" stuff like that, but normally during the act and when we're really getting into it we just go with pussy.
"pound my pussy!!!" really gets him going.

On the other hand....I find it hard to find something else to call his besides dick or cock. Any suggestions?
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:38 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:59 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:18 AM   #54 (permalink)
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uhh.. Those are some... interesting names. But for me I've always called it "down there" or "it" or even "pussy". Guess I'm just not that original.
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:12 AM   #55 (permalink)
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you´re doing well, ðigired. my ex refused to even refer to hers at all and well, i wasn´t going to spend much time there anyway.

edit #2 Ð is screwing with my head since it´s pronounced "th" here
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

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Old 05-30-2008, 09:03 AM   #56 (permalink)
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strictly speaking, what you're admiring is her vulva. The vagina is just the hole, but the entire genitalia is vulva. Nothing against holes, but it's the entire apparatus that is appetizing.

So: how does the SO feel about "vulva?"

("vulva" makes me think of this website.)
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:47 AM   #57 (permalink)
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i have developed a sudden fondness for the term "meow meow" and will endeavour to use it at every opportunity henceforth.
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she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
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Old 05-30-2008, 10:30 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Mine is referred to as mooshie. His favorite line was "Hello tooshie, mooshie, titties" and touching me correspondingly. Really get me going.

And we refer to his as the caveman

By the way, hello everybody.
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Old 05-30-2008, 10:33 AM   #59 (permalink)
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caveman is a classy touch, and hey
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she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:25 PM   #60 (permalink)
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("vulva" makes me think of this website.)
I find those cute for some reason =P
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:29 PM   #61 (permalink)
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I find those cute for some reason =P
They're certainly interesting. I imagine it would make a good coffee table decoration. Something to get the conversation going.
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Old 05-31-2008, 05:00 AM   #62 (permalink)
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The carnaval always had a "tunnel of love" ride. Traditionally, it was romantic for a couple to pet while taking the ride. The phrase was intended to suggest the lady's entry.

Honey pot, oyster, and hidden valley or pleasure valley describe the outward area.

Vagina, cootchie, cunt, and channel are more indicative of the tunnel of love.

A woman I knew said she had a hyserectomy. She said they removed her baby cradle but left her playpen in good condition. I've always found that humorous.

If your lady is sensitive to what you call it, give her a list of words suggested, and then tell her you'll try to remember to call it whatever she wants. Taco maybe.
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:25 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Hooha! ROFL!!

That just makes me think of Al Pacino.
Something or someone you don't want to think about during sex!
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Old 06-02-2008, 06:37 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2008, 07:26 AM   #65 (permalink)
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That just makes me think of Al Pacino.
Something or someone you don't want to think about during sex!
well, i think that is without the second "h" but I'm pretty sure you ruined it for me nonetheless.
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Old 06-02-2008, 02:15 PM   #66 (permalink)
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for me it's "poon" or "box" depending on the context.... box works better than you'd think for the girls too in the heat of the moment.
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Old 06-02-2008, 04:12 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2008, 06:26 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Some of these make me fall over laughing.... Their hilarious.

I've usually stuck with pussy. I've never really like cunt that much. Idk, too many negative conantations with it.
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:22 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Pussy is good. Sometimes I go with sheath, which is apparently the greek or latin translation (I'm not sure which.)
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:11 AM   #70 (permalink)
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How about "nomnomnom"?
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Old 06-08-2008, 09:25 AM   #71 (permalink)
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It's fine to get a list of suggestions like this as long as you use them to open up a conversation with her about her "choices". There's usually issues and baggage associated with liking or loathing certain words and you need to root them out, pun intended. Remember. talking is the other intercourse. Have fun!
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Old 06-08-2008, 09:49 AM   #72 (permalink)
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  • penileduct
  • spermaduct
  • infantiduct
  • fistiduct

Choose depending on the reasons for the lovemaking.
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Old 06-08-2008, 01:42 PM   #73 (permalink)
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protein injection port...just saying.......
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Old 06-08-2008, 02:53 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I love it when my baby calls my vagina a cunt.

snatch is sexy, too

He means them as a compliment, an endearment. It's all perspective.
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Old 06-08-2008, 07:52 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2008, 09:14 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Yeah, I also like pussy, and my girlfriend like pussy, but what about cookie, or cooky, it's your choice on the spelling. I would use it if I were in your predicament.


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Old 06-09-2008, 10:45 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Pussy is the winner here, but cunt could be acceptable.

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Old 06-11-2008, 11:57 PM   #78 (permalink)
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hmm, I don't see "cut"
as in can a playa get some cut....up in that cut etc.

or "them guts" as in up in them guts like every day.

not really terms I use but pritty common.

search more here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vagina
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:58 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Come up with a name for it instead of a label (a "normal" name instead of a label like cunt.)

Makes it easy to refer to, although occasionally this leads to amusing situations. Had a client the other day who named their wireless network after their cat, which had the same name as my SO's pussy.

Man was it hard to keep from smiling! "Alright let's securely connect to...."

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Old 07-13-2008, 04:19 PM   #80 (permalink)
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snatch is sexy, too
snatch is good...
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