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telekinetic 10-11-2007 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chumley
I'm at 11, by my best reckoning. I really hope I'm not forgetting anyone. 8 of those were real relationships.... the others very short-term.

How do you get numerous hand-jobs and blow-jobs along the way? I missed out on that -- damn!

Be in college, go to parties, be around girls. If your group of friends do regularly use or abuse drugs or alcohol, this helps.

Or, from what i've heard, live through the 70's.

Psycho Dad 10-11-2007 05:25 PM

I can count 'em on one hand. And the most important thing I can think of is they all counted.

james t kirk 10-11-2007 08:22 PM

I stopped counting at 6. Seriously.

I have some idea, but not for sure.

I remember the important ones, others, I can't remember their names in some cases.

Esoteric 10-12-2007 12:27 PM

I don't really keep count, but my number is fairly low.

6

So far...

Bill O'Rights 10-12-2007 01:02 PM

No. I really don't. The reason that I don't is that it's depressing. Not the number, but the attitude.

See...way back when I was a cavalier young rake (back when we had to kill mastodons for clothing), the more notches on your bedpost the better. My number was rather...low. Of course now, when it's no longer cool to have numbers in the double digits...guess what? So, the moral of this little tale is; Bill ain't cut out to be cool. The planetary alignment, and popular convention is just to against it.

Plan9 10-12-2007 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights
No. I really don't. The reason that I don't is that it's depressing. Not the number, but the attitude.

See...way back when I was a cavalier young rake (back when we had to kill mastodons for clothing), the more notches on your bedpost the better. My number was rather...low. Of course now, when it's no longer cool to have numbers in the double digits...guess what? So, the moral of this little tale is; Bill ain't cut out to be cool. The planetary alignment, and popular convention is just to against it.

HAHAHAHA! Masterful.

You just called yourself a rake. I wish I knew what this meant.

It probably means hilarious, since you're a genuinely funny dude.

(high five)

bloody_rose20 10-12-2007 08:24 PM

lol well mine would be easy...that would be oh 1 :-)

Aladdin Sane 10-12-2007 08:46 PM

In short, more than a show dog can jump over.
But I worked on it for 16 years, give or take. Then I got married and she's been the only one ever since.

MSD 10-12-2007 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infinite_Loser
Who said there was a stigma attached to enjoying sex? Not I, said IL.

I guess I misinterpreted your definition of slut and whore.

Bill O'Rights 10-12-2007 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin
You just called yourself a rake. I wish I knew what this meant.

A rake is defined as a man habituated to immoral conduct. To call a man a rake calls attention to his promiscuity and wild spending of money on wine, women and song.

oddtrend 10-13-2007 02:02 PM

After being with one person for so long you kinda lose the mental pictures. I like to think I remember how many but the faces and sometimes the names escape me, the funny thing is it's not to many, fifteen or sixteen I think (This includes ackward moments and one timers)

spindles 10-14-2007 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrFriendly
I can count the amount of sexual partners I've had on one finger.

Does that include yourself ;)

ssratt 10-22-2007 05:38 PM

It all depends on what think "counts"
is it full sex, is it consensual, BJ?, HJ?
Pro/non-pro

Answer me that, and then I can get back to you

hrandani 10-23-2007 04:30 PM

one is the loneliest number

Willravel 10-23-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssratt
It all depends on what think "counts"
is it full sex, is it consensual, BJ?, HJ?
Pro/non-pro

Answer me that, and then I can get back to you

Penis in vagina if you're straight, penis in anus if you're gay.

Plan9 10-23-2007 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
Penis in vagina if you're straight, penis in anus if you're gay.

You should teach sex ed at a public school, bro.

Seer666 10-25-2007 12:46 AM

Lost count years ago. It was upwards of 50 about 10 years back. God only knows now. Doesn't really matter. Never really cared to much about the number. Just want to find the one that will make me not want to add any more to the equation.

pseudonym 10-29-2007 12:21 AM

I have always kept a very public and accurate count, partly for contest with friends reasons, and party because I'm weird like that.

kurty[B] 10-29-2007 08:00 AM

If I sat down and counted I'm sure I could come up with a number. All I know is I've truly loved two seperate times.

Plan9 10-29-2007 11:28 AM

Is it love when it is done and it hurts? I think so. Mostly when it is done.

...

Oh, I'm not a very good manwhore!

Any tips on how to engage meat-sheaths at drinking establishments?

(j/k)

pseudonym 10-30-2007 11:34 PM

my number by the way is 15, been that way since 02. it's odd I went from 1 to 2 to 3 pretty slowly, but went from 3 to 11 within about a year.

But yeah, I'm at 15, my wife was number 13, figure that one out.

laconic1 10-31-2007 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights
Of course now, when it's no longer cool to have numbers in the double digits...guess what?


Umm.. I'm stuck at one and I aspire to be in the double digits. I don't think there is anything cool at all about single digits, unless you were lucky enough to find someone you could really be happy and enjoy being with early on.

n0nsensical 10-31-2007 08:19 PM

I've got bigger problems...

ssratt 11-03-2007 05:00 AM

I don't have a chance at counting my partners.
At this point I think it will be divided by "before self awareness, and after"

Right now I am in the discovery stage of my past so I am taking an unplanned vacation during the between times.......

ziadel 11-05-2007 12:32 AM

3, just 3.

Loved every one of them too :)

Aladdin Sane 11-07-2007 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssratt
It all depends on what think "counts"
is it full sex, is it consensual, BJ?, HJ?
Pro/non-pro

Answer me that, and then I can get back to you

Well honestly, I was using the Clintonian definition of sex. If we include heavy petting, oral, cigar-sex, etc, I'm way beyond slutsville.

AVoiceOfReason 11-08-2007 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aladdin Sane
Well honestly, I was using the Clintonian definition of sex. If we include heavy petting, oral, cigar-sex, etc, I'm way beyond slutsville.

All back in the 70's for me--married since '81--and by that definition, I think I made it to Slutsville, or at least a suburb thereof.

Ustwo 11-08-2007 01:02 PM

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This needed to be in this thread a while ago.

Plan9 11-08-2007 02:09 PM

PFFT! WRONG!

Do we have cool bunny suits?

No.


Great clip, btw.

DDDDave 11-13-2007 02:13 PM

I think to add some reasonableness to the discussion one needs to consider age and marital status.

Ex: A single, 35 yo female. College educated, working. She has had fully 17 years of legal time to have sex. Say 3 guys a year in college, and 2 a year since then. (These are not unreasonable numbers for a normal heterosexual woman in our society.) By my count that is 38. If a female posted here...'38'...most of you would think-slut, whore, sorostitute ;) . And actually, any number up to 50 I would consider pretty normal for a well-adjusted person.

And just to be fair, the number for a guy would reasonably be about the same,................ unless we are going to start counting farm animals......then all bets are off :) :)

Stonnyen 05-19-2008 03:26 AM

I stopped counting when i reached 30, but its been a few after that, and well, there's always some i have delibiratly tried to forget and that is not on any list of names. For mine part, i found out that counting was childish. Lets say you've slept with 257, do you really want to do anyone that is facinated by that?? And who else are you going to tell it to?

vancityboi 05-21-2008 01:10 AM

when i went on my vacation to the Philippines when i was in grade 12, i was there for about 2 weeks, and i had 1 or sometimes 2 girls per day. So lets say 25-30, but thats it..havent counted for the past 5 years.

imkeen 05-22-2008 01:55 AM

I don't see counting as a matter of filling out a spreadsheet, but as a way to remember the great experiences in your life. Its a count, only as an exercise to remember.

BlueStar 05-25-2008 03:53 PM

I never kept a running count but a number of years ago I sat down and counted and got a number around 15 (I'm sure I remembered them all). It's gone up or down by a few since then, depending on method of counting. Bj's make the number go up by a few. I've only gotten a few hj's that I can remember but they don't change the number.

lotsofmagnets 05-26-2008 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon
So far, everyone has reported whole numbers.


yes. there was that time a few years ago i got with a 2.7 :þ

telekinetic 05-26-2008 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueStar
It's gone up or down by a few since then.

What sort of voodoo is this you speak of? :confused:

Xerxys 05-26-2008 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infinite_Loser
(And, before someone says it, men can be sluts/whores, too)

Really.............

I want to be a slut/whore, how do I become a slut/whore!!!!

I'm at 5 right now. Non that I've ever paid for by the way, or been paid for for me!!! It's not about conquests, it's purely about having fun. I don't think I can sleep with a chick I don't like, she has too be ridiculously good looking!!!

BlueStar 05-26-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistedmosaic
What sort of voodoo is this you speak of? :confused:

I might not count the same way both times.

Self 06-16-2008 09:19 PM

I stopped counting around 40, and the number is still pretty close to that, actually. You take some pride in getting past 10 and 20, but after that I just started to feel like a male slut.

thespian86 06-17-2008 06:16 AM

It depends entirely on what a "sexual partner" is; in this case I'll just ignore any technicalities and say yes, I do. Not intentionally, I just tend to think constantly, and every so often I'll recall an instant. 12 in all for me, but 2 meant anything to me in the long run, one was with an insane ex girlfriend, and the rest were party favors, so to speak. I am a man whore (well, not like Will or anything but still).


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