09-21-2007, 06:18 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: Louisville, KY
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Now you too can smell like a vagina...
I don't know if this is a joke or not.
Vulva - the scent link NSFW Your father's Old Spice this ain't!
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09-21-2007, 06:28 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Location: Australia
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My goodness.
But I think I've missed something, is this for guys or galls to use? It's pretty common place for perfume companies to use pheromones in their perfumes. I remember being out with a friend once who was wearing a subtle hint of a perfume someone gave her. And there was something about the scent that I couldn't quite put my finger on, but it was making me all excited. I asked if I could smell her hand, just so I could pin point what this smell was, and then I finally worked it out, it had the unmistakable but very subtle scent of an aroused woman. It was very distracting.
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09-21-2007, 06:35 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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I'm getting aroused just reading about it. Unless it's a stinky, unclean vagina...
I've heard of the power of these perfumes/body sprays/ colognes. I don't know if I've ever been a victim of them...They are very interesting though.
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09-21-2007, 06:44 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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While there are a lot of companies that want to tell you that by using their magic product you will get laid more, no peer reviewed study has ever shown that humans are affected by sexual pheromones.
If they really worked like they work in other animals, odds are they would be outlawed
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09-21-2007, 06:46 AM | #5 (permalink) | |
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Sounds like you're a bargain hunter....
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09-21-2007, 07:14 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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Location: New England
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The 'Vulva' ads are a joke, no question, but very nicely done.
However, my wife just pointed out this ad in a magazine she was reading the other day. I think it says the same thing. pretty much NSFW click to show
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09-21-2007, 11:33 AM | #8 (permalink) | |
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I work for a company that makes and sells contraceptives, which means we are sometimes at adult industry trade shows, and these guys are big business, I can assure you. Their German website is something like www(dot)smell-me-and(dot)come, which in German is a legit, dot-com address. Apparently they started out wanting to make a product to go with all the "real feel" sex toys, and ended up realising that some people might like to have it as a perfume, but their main market is to make your silicone rubber vagina masturbator smell like a real woman, as well as look like one (albeit one that has had a nasty accident with a guillotine).
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09-21-2007, 11:45 AM | #9 (permalink) | |
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Well according to the site, it is not intended to be used as a perfume..
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09-21-2007, 04:31 PM | #11 (permalink) | |
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Location: Australia
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I had a girlfriend once who used to go wild at the smell of my body oder after I'd been exercising. I certainly know that certain body smells can set me off and make me very horny.
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09-21-2007, 04:39 PM | #12 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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Yes, I must admit that I love the smell of a sweaty man. Make that, freshly sweaty. Not 'I-haven't-bathed-in-a-week' sweaty.
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09-21-2007, 05:30 PM | #13 (permalink) | |
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If they bottled your sweat and put it on some other guy, would she have been attracted to him or thought he stank? See where I'm going with this? Its not that the human body isn't affected by smells, but the pheromone effect isn't there or so small we can't even measure it. We have one of the least developed sense of smells out there in large mammals, and are a very visual species, I'd be surprised if smells played a major part in finding a mate.
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At least work your way up to Starkist. Geeez.
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10-08-2007, 08:15 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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Location: Berlin
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Those pheremone-laced colognes/scents are bogus, imho. You can detect a musky odor underneath the perfume-y stuff but it doesn't even come close to the sensation of smelling someone's natural scent.
In my experience, it seems like guys with social interaction issues use that it. The Axe Effect? Please. Only on television.
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