Daniel_

Vulva is not a joke.

I work for a company that makes and sells contraceptives, which means we are sometimes at adult industry trade shows, and these guys are big business, I can assure you.

Their German website is something like www(dot)smell-me-and(dot)come, which in German is a legit, dot-com address.

Apparently they started out wanting to make a product to go with all the "real feel" sex toys, and ended up realising that some people might like to have it as a perfume, but their main market is to make your silicone rubber vagina masturbator smell like a real woman, as well as look like one (albeit one that has had a nasty accident with a guillotine).

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