Yep. I'm a fuckin' keeper.

... like razor wire toilet tissue.

I think you're just jealous. And I like that about you.

I might have to disagree there. I've never met one who I have wanted to sleep with that I didn't.

Wait this is a myth? J/K I don't know why, but a good sized to bigger sized breasts are so amazing to admire.

Myth:Size doesn't matter.

Yes it can be too big, and yes skill plays a part but there is a lower limit.

Being of adequate size and having skill > being small and having skill.

But on the other hand, being small and having skill > being big and having no skill.

But who has "no skill"... what are the graduations in skill?

I mean... biologically... the missionary position just HAPPENS.

And the non-stop-'til-squirt hip thrusting immediately follows.

You can't fuck it up. Nature made sure that SOME friction will happen.

I guess "no skill" might be that in it of itself, right? Would make sense.

"I only know how to do things that occur to me on a primal level."

and

"What's a clitoris?"

with

"I'm done. You are, too."

Bwahahahaa! Love this, will keep it in mind! :lol:

Yeah, but I never say stuff like that.

...

Or

"Leave the money on the dresser."

AMEN! lol.... i cant read everyones post but i wanted to see if anyone said this... my girlfriend has, what she thinks are small breasts, but i think they are perfect size.

also i don't know if anyone wrote it but: myth that all guys enjoy lesbian porn.

I would call bullshit on tihs one. Because if I guy just inserts and thrusts until sperminating, he isnt trying to make it good for her. Position her right, hit the G spot, slow and sensual mixed with hard fucking, playing with her clit, adjusting your angle to rub her different. There's all sorts of variations of missionary.

my sex life is a myth, does that count?

Oooh! Funny. Yeah, mine used to be a myth.

But then I used online dating services.

THOSE aren't a myth. They work good.

I don't think there's such thing as "skill" when it comes to sex. Everyone is different and have different wants in a partner. I would think that someone who is very intimate, slow and won't be rough with me wouldn't have "skill" while another would think that's a perfect partner.

It's about listening and communication. I've met a few guys who have chose not to communicate in bed because they think their dick does all the thinking for them because they are very large. That's not true at all. I'd take a guy who can communicate what he likes and listen to me, with a smaller penis over a guy who won't say shit and doesn't take in what I say.

The biggest myth I've ever encountered tends to stem from the default perception that women and men view sex differently. This may hold true in some instances, but women can be every bit as voracious or perverted as a man can be. I've met plenty of women who want nothing more than a nice, long, night of sweaty, on-the-floor, hair pulling, dirty gorilla sex.

However, on the whole I do think that women tend to be more subtle about it. Until you hit the bedroom, that is.

Apollo shagged Aphrodite. Nuff said.

Oh, MAN... where do I sign up for a chick like that?

I got one from a movie I saw yesterday:

If you have sex with the woman on top, she can't get pregnant, cuz gravity will keep the sperm from swimming up to it's goal :)

I agree! Women who speak openly about how much they enjoy sex get the whole "slut" label. It's ridiculous.

...You got that from 'Knocked Up' >_>

In that case... bring me the sluts!

Myth, misquoting Mr. Spock:

"You may find that having a thing is not as satisfying as wanting it."

If it isn't stiff it isn't worth a fuck.

My smaller head is NOT doing the thinking.

Come innnnn Tokyo. :)
ROFLMAO
Too funny
Very true. Though I do enjoy the site of all breasts with the exception of augmented ones, they kinda turn me off. I think most women are more worried about size then men are.

Myth: Keep doing that and you'll go blind.

Considering I can still read this right now I can totally say that's bullshit.

How about the myth that says "if both partners come at the same time during intercourse then it's true love" or some BS like that. My SO and I have been having intercourse for 10+ years and I have come first ~90% of the time.

Also, I think porn creates many myths as well.

Biggest myth: No means no.

I asked around and all of my cellmates agree.

Yeah... it's a pretty nice thing when it happens, and it's extra nice if it's with someone you really care about... but I don't agree that it actually MEANS anything other than 1. the guy held out long enough to come with the chick, or 2. the chick can come fast enough to catch up with the guy.

Oh, definitely. This one time I went to fix a friend's cable at her sorority house and I totally ended up hooking up with her and her two roommates, but it wasn't like in porn... they still made me fix the cable when we were done. ;)

:eek: If they don't bang your cervix to hard the full stretched feel is fantastic:)

That's not a myth :thumbsup:

Thank god for those guys!

The girls who say size matter only say it cuz they are stretched out from screwing big cocks. Seriously. I am one of them.

I will agree with that! I love it when my guy puts his hand on the back of my head or pulls my hair... it makes me feel like they're into it and are wanting to assist me in getting them to where they/I want to take them. I can almost orgasm while giving head if he touches my head while I'm down there! LA-LA-LA-LOVE IT!