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GK.12.3 · 06-19-2007, 02:05 PM

For two days, I've been feeling like a 12 year old even though I just turned 20.

Randomly, during a lecture, I'll get sexually aroused (even though I'm not thinking about women) and I have the sensation as if I'm going to have contractions and ejaculate.

Sometimes I get so close to it that I want to run into the bathroom and jerk off so I don't end up embarrassing myself. This has been going on for two days.

Has this happened to anyone? Hopefully those that are a lot older can help me out.

Thanks in advance.

Willravel · 06-19-2007, 02:26 PM

I'm 23, and that's never happened to me. Talk to your doctor, and get a horney gf.

MexicanOnABike · 06-19-2007, 02:47 PM

weird. never happened to me either. are you wearing shorts or pants? sometimes a change in temperature will affect the body that way.

telekinetic · 06-19-2007, 02:55 PM

+1 for never happened, see a doc

Bear Cub · 06-19-2007, 02:59 PM

Definitely see a doc. It could be psychological, but it could also be prostate issues.

kramus · 06-19-2007, 04:17 PM

I wonder if GK version 13 is shooting you in the back of the head with his hornalizer while you sit in those lectures

Are there geeks in your class who feel you are a threat to their relative standing in the grading system, and they need to distract you in order to lower your GPA so they've pulled out their secret weapon? Or are there closet geeks who really, really want you and feel that if they get you horny enough through nefarious stealth technology you will pound their geek bottoms with your rampant manhood? Or less scary, is there something we don't know, such as the total hotness of your lecturer/teaching aide/seatmate?
You haven't posted enough information to really suggest more than what was already posted by others.

Ilow · 06-19-2007, 04:36 PM

never experienced that myself, maybe your clothing is stimulating you. Why don't you beat your meat like it owes you money before class so you don't have to worry as much!

Dilbert1234567 · 06-19-2007, 05:11 PM

prostate issues?

see a doc.

Jetée · 06-19-2007, 05:27 PM

Has there been a propensity or a catalyst for this sort of occurence now in your life that you can attribute to your sudden rise in libido?

Think about what may be causing this change in your body chemistry, and forgive me for being a lyre bird, but you should really see a doc about this...

Halx · 06-19-2007, 05:51 PM

Personally, i'd enjoy it as much as I could.

match000 · 06-19-2007, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kramus

I wonder if GK version 13 is shooting you in the back of the head with his hornalizer while you sit in those lectures

Are there geeks in your class who feel you are a threat to their relative standing in the grading system, and they need to distract you in order to lower your GPA so they've pulled out their secret weapon? Or are there closet geeks who really, really want you and feel that if they get you horny enough through nefarious stealth technology you will pound their geek bottoms with your rampant manhood? Or less scary, is there something we don't know, such as the total hotness of your lecturer/teaching aide/seatmate?
You haven't posted enough information to really suggest more than what was already posted by others.

is there a reason why you are "kramus" aka "kramer". cuz u sound pretty kramer krazy lol

Willravel · 06-19-2007, 06:01 PM

If it's infectious, go find some supermodels.

analog · 06-19-2007, 07:16 PM

There are a number of reasons for spontaneous erections, and not all of them are "ok" to let be- could be something in the spine, could be prostate, or it could be new undies that chafe you just the right way. Get thee to a doctor and make sure it's something simple. Now.

Martian · 06-19-2007, 08:59 PM

How often do you get laid/jack off/have wet dreams? I find if I've gone more than a few days without some kind of relief I tend to get mega horny and have randomly sported an erection because of it. While I've never felt like I was going to just cream in my pants for no reason, I can definitely see arousal being a big thing if I'm not flogging the log at regular intervals, particularly if there's another factor (hot prof, ta, seat mate, etc).

I'm not disparaging the idea of going to the doctor, as I firmly believe that a dude should never gamble with his junk. I'm just wondering if there isn't a more mundane explanation than prostate trouble. Horny 20 year olds happen all the time.

GK.12.3 · 06-19-2007, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by analog

There are a number of reasons for spontaneous erections, and not all of them are "ok" to let be- could be something in the spine, could be prostate, or it could be new undies that chafe you just the right way. Get thee to a doctor and make sure it's something simple. Now.

That's the thing... I get no erection BUT have this sensation at times.

I jerk off no less/more than I used to before so I highly doubt that is the case.

Maybe I'm just stressed out because my hectic summer session began and there has been a change in weather, as suggested.

cyklone · 06-19-2007, 11:12 PM

Is there any chance that a "friend" may have slipped ciallus into one of your drinks?

Plan9 · 06-20-2007, 01:20 PM

Loaded gun syndrome?

Wow.

GK.12.3 · 06-20-2007, 01:49 PM

Highly doubt it brother... but good one for sure.

Plan9 · 06-20-2007, 02:08 PM

I guess the better question would be:

Man, where can I get your problem!?

At least it would be amusing on the weekends.

absorbentishe · 06-20-2007, 06:42 PM

Sounds like a loaded gun. Just enjoy, then possibly see a doc.

06-19-2007, 02:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
GK.12.3 Upright	Men, help me out! For two days, I've been feeling like a 12 year old even though I just turned 20. Randomly, during a lecture, I'll get sexually aroused (even though I'm not thinking about women) and I have the sensation as if I'm going to have contractions and ejaculate. Sometimes I get so close to it that I want to run into the bathroom and jerk off so I don't end up embarrassing myself. This has been going on for two days. Has this happened to anyone? Hopefully those that are a lot older can help me out. Thanks in advance. __________________ In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Cus' you'll have bad times, but that'll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to... -Steve Jobs

06-19-2007, 02:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	weird. never happened to me either. are you wearing shorts or pants? sometimes a change in temperature will affect the body that way. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

06-19-2007, 02:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	+1 for never happened, see a doc __________________ twisted no more

06-19-2007, 04:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	I wonder if GK version 13 is shooting you in the back of the head with his hornalizer while you sit in those lectures Are there geeks in your class who feel you are a threat to their relative standing in the grading system, and they need to distract you in order to lower your GPA so they've pulled out their secret weapon? Or are there closet geeks who really, really want you and feel that if they get you horny enough through nefarious stealth technology you will pound their geek bottoms with your rampant manhood? Or less scary, is there something we don't know, such as the total hotness of your lecturer/teaching aide/seatmate? You haven't posted enough information to really suggest more than what was already posted by others. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-19-2007, 04:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	never experienced that myself, maybe your clothing is stimulating you. Why don't you beat your meat like it owes you money before class so you don't have to worry as much! __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

06-19-2007, 02:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	I'm 23, and that's never happened to me. Talk to your doctor, and get a horney gf.

06-19-2007, 02:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	Definitely see a doc. It could be psychological, but it could also be prostate issues.

06-19-2007, 05:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	prostate issues? see a doc. __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

06-19-2007, 05:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Has there been a propensity or a catalyst for this sort of occurence now in your life that you can attribute to your sudden rise in libido? Think about what may be causing this change in your body chemistry, and forgive me for being a lyre bird, but you should really see a doc about this... __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

06-19-2007, 05:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Personally, i'd enjoy it as much as I could. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

06-19-2007, 06:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	If it's infectious, go find some supermodels.

06-19-2007, 07:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
analog Banned	There are a number of reasons for spontaneous erections, and not all of them are "ok" to let be- could be something in the spine, could be prostate, or it could be new undies that chafe you just the right way. Get thee to a doctor and make sure it's something simple. Now.

06-19-2007, 08:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	How often do you get laid/jack off/have wet dreams? I find if I've gone more than a few days without some kind of relief I tend to get mega horny and have randomly sported an erection because of it. While I've never felt like I was going to just cream in my pants for no reason, I can definitely see arousal being a big thing if I'm not flogging the log at regular intervals, particularly if there's another factor (hot prof, ta, seat mate, etc). I'm not disparaging the idea of going to the doctor, as I firmly believe that a dude should never gamble with his junk. I'm just wondering if there isn't a more mundane explanation than prostate trouble. Horny 20 year olds happen all the time. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

06-19-2007, 11:12 PM	#16 (permalink)
cyklone Crazy Location: Adelaide, South Australia	Is there any chance that a "friend" may have slipped ciallus into one of your drinks?

06-20-2007, 01:20 PM	#17 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Loaded gun syndrome? Wow. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-20-2007, 01:49 PM	#18 (permalink)
GK.12.3 Upright	Highly doubt it brother... but good one for sure. __________________ In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Cus' you'll have bad times, but that'll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to... -Steve Jobs

06-20-2007, 02:08 PM	#19 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I guess the better question would be: Man, where can I get your problem!? At least it would be amusing on the weekends. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-20-2007, 06:42 PM	#20 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Sounds like a loaded gun. Just enjoy, then possibly see a doc.