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06-11-2007, 10:31 PM
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Tilted
Location: California
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If you could have sex with any three celebrities...
Who would they be? If you have to pick three out of all the ones you find attractive.
Mine: 1. Brenda Song. 2. Amerie. 3. Kelly Hu.
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06-11-2007, 10:36 PM
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I remember a thread like this from years ago.....we're talking at once, right?
Still, my choices may have changed: 1) Mandy Moore  2) Jessica Alba  3) Kate Mara  Last edited by Willravel; 06-12-2007 at 05:21 PM.. Reason: Better with pictures! |
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06-12-2007, 01:12 AM
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But You'll Never Prove It.
Location: under your bed
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1. Johnny Depp 2. Nicholas Cage 3. The Rock
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06-12-2007, 01:49 AM
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Coy, sultry and... naughty!
Location: Across the way
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This really depends on my mood. If it's going to be a four-way, then it's probably either gonna be these three (when I feel like getting roughed up a bit):
1. The Rock 2. Sylvester Stallone (that scene in "The Specialist" was... amazing) 3. David Boreanaz Or if I'm in a more romantic, sensual mood, then: 1. Brad Pitt 2. John Cusack 3. Kate Beckinsale (!)  |
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06-12-2007, 02:50 AM
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Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance.
Location: Madison, WI
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I think I'm going to have to go with:
1. Rose McGowan 2. Bjork (the noises I imagine she'd make would be incredible) 3. Monica Bellucci
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06-12-2007, 03:04 AM
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Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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Alan Rickman
Liam Neeson Eddie Izzard if any of those three arent available...fill in with John Cusack Sean Connery Colin Firth
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06-12-2007, 04:03 AM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot |
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06-12-2007, 06:09 AM
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Location: Spring, Texas
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Paris Hilton (hey, you didn't say have a relationship. you said sex, and I KNOW she puts out!) 3.Maria Sharapova
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06-12-2007, 06:26 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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1. Alyson Hannigan (duh
 )2. Jodie Foster 3. Sarah Chalke
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06-12-2007, 06:45 AM
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Location: Iceland
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1. Gael Garcia Bernal
2. Johnny Depp 3. Daniel Craig ... Alan Rickman DOES sound tempting, but he still comes in at #4.
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06-12-2007, 06:59 AM
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Junkie
Location: MD
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OK here goes... I have Charlize Theron naked and lying on her back while Jessica Alba lies on top of her belly to belly style. They are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow. Then Brittney Spears comes in the room all high on crack and X while I'm hammerin' Jessica and Charlize alternating my impalements so neither gets jealous. As I'm doing this Brittney, she likes me to call her dirty whore, walks over and starts tossin' my salad. I work construction so I'm sweaty as hell from working all day but Brittney licks away like a soldier and then begs me to give her some pipe. I'm just about ready to finish and I'm really going to town on Charlize and Jessica. While I'm ready to pop, I hear Charlize's pelvis crack and she lets out a scream. I told her to shut the fuck up cause I'm about to blow. Jessica starts crying so I back hand the whining bitch and knock her out and toss her onto the floor. Charlize by this time has passed out from from shear pain and so all I have left is my dirty whore Brittney. I'm an optimist so I like to make the best of every situation. Going to plan B I bend her over the bed, pull her hair back, and start poundin' her in the pooper. She's sreamin', "Give it to me give it to me harder, that limp dick K-Fed ain't got shit on you!" So being the polite guy that I am, I oblige her and hit that ass even harder. I am a few seconds from exploding so I pull it out of her turd cutter, wip her around to face my crotch, and I shoot a load all over her face. She was so grateful she licked the remnants of my lunch off my member and that was that. I gave Brittney cab fare, stuffed $20 bucks in Charlize's unconscious mouth (for her co-pay at the hospital of course), and spit in Jessica's mug while leaving the room never to see any of the three again. Now that's a romantic Saturday night with my top three.
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06-12-2007, 07:04 AM
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Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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Location: Australia/UAE
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claire forlani
claire forlani (yes i know i said it twice) audrey hepburn (yes i know shes dead)
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06-12-2007, 08:10 AM
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Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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Today I feel like my "Guys Who Play Intelligent Assholes On TV" group:
1. John C. McGinley (Dr. Cox on Scrubs) 2. David Hewlett (Dr. Rodney McKay on Stargate: Atlantis) 3. Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House, duh)
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06-12-2007, 08:14 AM
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Location: Aberdeen, NJ
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 And while Hugh Laurie is mentioned, I might as well mention that I'd let him do what wanted with me, but he'd have to speak in his real voice. |
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06-12-2007, 08:39 AM
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Falling Angel
Location: L.A. L.A. land
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Hugh Grant
Alan Rickman John Cusack Edward Norton for dessert. Please. Twice.
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06-12-2007, 10:45 AM
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<Insert wise statement here>
Location: Hell if I know
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I can only pick 3?! what kind of fantasy is this?!
1. Alyson Hannigan 2. Jessica Alba 3. Jerri Ryan (but she has to have her Seven of Nine implants on)
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06-12-2007, 03:03 PM
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Location: East-central Canada
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot |
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06-12-2007, 03:31 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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hmm... I really hate to play favorites... so I won't... ...for now 
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06-12-2007, 04:48 PM
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Junkie
Location: Pats country
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1. Salma Hayak
2. Vida Guerrera 2. Maria Sansone (the cutie from 9.yahoo.com) OK, now I need a cold shower...
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06-12-2007, 07:24 PM
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06-12-2007, 08:30 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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 Battlestar Galactica
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06-12-2007, 08:40 PM
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Location: up north
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BSG Tricia Helfer Grace Park Katee Sackhoff Nicki Clyne Lucy Lawless
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06-12-2007, 08:52 PM
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Crazy
Location: Florida
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1. Elisha Cuthbert
  2. Jessica Alba   Marisa Tomei    Oh man....What I wouldn't do to get a chance at any of these ladies...
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06-13-2007, 07:00 AM
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Confused Adult
Location: Spokane, WA
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sub #2 for Masuimi Max and we've got a deal  all of those girls have incredible mouths/lips/smiles. Must be a kinky thing for me Last edited by Shauk; 06-13-2007 at 07:04 AM.. |
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