08-30-2006, 10:53 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Memories of "Morning Wood"
Years ago I awoke each morning with a "stiffie". Not yet
married I let it wear off or did what most young guys did if they were sleeping single. Years later,married with a couple of grown children gone and a fairly healthy 72 y.o. body...I don't get any Morning Wood anymore or for that matter ,never any "stiffies". If anyone is in a similar spot in life as I am and sometimes desire for sexual release and do not want to take VIARAGA or some other drug...what do you do? PLAYBOY magazines,Baby powder or Baby oil ,a vibrator or porn video movie? What is your nasty lil' secret? Last edited by RonRyan85; 08-30-2006 at 10:56 AM.. |
08-30-2006, 11:14 AM | #2 (permalink) |
hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
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Well, basically as one gets older the plumbing starts to not work as well. I know that there's plenty of different directions to take, as far as getting stimulated... but since I'm not a man and not 72 years old I don't know anything first hand. I do know that penis pumps are used as erectile aids in combination with a cock ring (to keep the pumped blood in the penis) but that can be a little too much work for some people.
Other than that... try the normal stuff. Porn, lube, vibrator, wife... that kinda thing. Also, don't be afraid to talk about this with your doctor- he can help you figure out if it's a medical cause or just a "getting older" kinda thing.
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08-31-2006, 03:15 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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just a quick one...what about all those middle years? its a big jump to go from a teenager to a 72 year old....
im 28, and i still get em quite regularly! or did u just stop getting them once u got married???
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08-31-2006, 10:06 PM | #7 (permalink) | |
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Who told you that? There's no reason a 72 year old can't have as satisfying a sex life as a 27 year old, as long as there's a willing partner (or hand). There may be a physical problem, or a psychological one, but it's specific to individuals - not just "age." I will concede, however, that many of the physical problems that cause or contribute to E.D. don't usually occur in young people. But it's more a matter of health than age.
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09-01-2006, 05:13 AM | #8 (permalink) | |
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One of the first things I discovered as a doctor is that a LOT (possibly even a majority) of men and women are sexually active into their 80s. |
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09-01-2006, 06:47 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
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bucks do. It's the same thing I did before I was married. I was speaking of old guys like me around 70 or 75. Well my plumbing still works but just not as good and I don't come to attention anymore. Thanks anyway for all the replies.Just wondered if anyone was doing something I hadn't thought of. |
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