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Old 08-30-2006, 10:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Memories of "Morning Wood"

Years ago I awoke each morning with a "stiffie". Not yet
married I let it wear off or did what most young guys did
if they were sleeping single. Years later,married with a
couple of grown children gone and a fairly healthy 72 y.o.
body...I don't get any Morning Wood anymore or for that
matter ,never any "stiffies". If anyone is in a similar spot
in life as I am and sometimes desire for sexual release and
do not want to take VIARAGA or some other drug...what do you
do? PLAYBOY magazines,Baby powder or Baby oil ,a vibrator or
porn video movie? What is your nasty lil' secret?

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Old 08-30-2006, 11:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Well, basically as one gets older the plumbing starts to not work as well. I know that there's plenty of different directions to take, as far as getting stimulated... but since I'm not a man and not 72 years old I don't know anything first hand. I do know that penis pumps are used as erectile aids in combination with a cock ring (to keep the pumped blood in the penis) but that can be a little too much work for some people.

Other than that... try the normal stuff. Porn, lube, vibrator, wife... that kinda thing. Also, don't be afraid to talk about this with your doctor- he can help you figure out if it's a medical cause or just a "getting older" kinda thing.
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Old 08-30-2006, 07:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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try viagra and don't look back ...
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Old 08-31-2006, 03:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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just a quick one...what about all those middle years? its a big jump to go from a teenager to a 72 year old....

im 28, and i still get em quite regularly! or did u just stop getting them once u got married???
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Old 08-31-2006, 04:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RonRyan85
...what do you
do? PLAYBOY magazines,Baby powder or Baby oil ,a vibrator or
porn video movie? What is your nasty lil' secret?
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Old 08-31-2006, 12:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i always have a morning wood and this is ok to me! i stroke it off so i am having a good day right off the beam!
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Old 08-31-2006, 10:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well, basically as one gets older the plumbing starts to not work as well. . . . .
What?

Who told you that?

There's no reason a 72 year old can't have as satisfying a sex life as a 27 year old, as long as there's a willing partner (or hand).

There may be a physical problem, or a psychological one, but it's specific to individuals - not just "age."

I will concede, however, that many of the physical problems that cause or contribute to E.D. don't usually occur in young people. But it's more a matter of health than age.
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Old 09-01-2006, 05:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
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There's no reason a 72 year old can't have as satisfying a sex life as a 27 year old, as long as there's a willing partner (or hand).
you're right.

One of the first things I discovered as a doctor is that a LOT (possibly even a majority) of men and women are sexually active into their 80s.
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Old 09-01-2006, 06:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i always have a morning wood and this is ok to me! i stroke it off so i am having a good day right off the beam!
YOU didn't read my posting very well. I know what you young
bucks do. It's the same thing I did before I was married.
I was speaking of old guys like me around 70 or 75. Well my
plumbing still works but just not as good and I don't come
to attention anymore. Thanks anyway for all the replies.Just
wondered if anyone was doing something I hadn't thought of.
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Old 09-02-2006, 08:54 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Ron, air45 is a "joke" character, so don't take what he says literally

Good to have you back air!
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Old 09-02-2006, 12:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i do not parse your joke! tell me a punchline!
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Old 09-09-2006, 12:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I've heard of VigRX...not recommending it...but read and see for yourself.
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