Jason762

So my good female friend and I went to go visit her (formerly) good friend and my ex girlfriend.

Ummmm... well first of all she turned into a lesbian and is engaged. The good news is that I didn't "turn" her.

She wanted to have sex with me... REAL bad. Dude, it was so bad that I was feeling like a girl. You know, how guys hound on girls to get them in the sack? Well I now know what it feels like. Oh did I do it? No, because....

SHE GOT BIG. Yeah she still has a cute face, but she's pretty large.

I didn't get in the sack just because she was big, but because it would be way to wierd for me.

Anyway, I just thought I'd share this. My concluion is that she probably cheated on me while we went out (cause she was willing to cheat while she was engaged ) and that she's actually bi.

Ustwo

Ummm so your former girlfriend is now a fat overly agressive bisexual in a lesbian relationship.

Ok Check.....

And?

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Jason762

HA HA HA. Good point.

It was just an usual thing that has never happened to me before, and I thought it significant enough to share.

SAM821

and you didnt hit it?? man... a little more meat on the bones shouldnt have stopped your potentially wild adventures.

oh well

Daniel_

Call her back and tell her you've come to your senses.

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captobvious

I have a friend who dated a girl that turned into a lesbian. I don't think she ever tried to have sex with him after the break up though. She ended up going back to men in the end though, so there could be some twists left in your story...

Willravel

Will has one rule: no lesbians.

Actually, Will has 2 rules: no lesbians, and no dudes.

Will has many rules.

Daniel_

Will - I would never have sex with a lesbian, but then she would never have sex with me - that's what being a lesbian means; they like girls not guys.

Sounds like the generously proportioned lady in the OP is bi-sexual, and if a bi-sexual woman wanted me to take her to bed (subject to the caveat that I was at that time available), and she was clean and attractive to me, I wouldn certainly not dismiss it on the technicality that she also got jiggy with girls from time to time.

That said, no guy is ever likely to be asked by me to play hide the salami.

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The_Jazz

How am I the first one to suggest a threesome with the ex's girlfriend? Man, you guys are losing a step...

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Ustwo

You obviously have had no experiance with lesbians. Hell hath no fury like the lesbian who thinks a man is going to be stealing their chick.

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Aladdin Sane

I think I Am a lesbian trapped in a fat dude's body.

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Rodney

Fact: most women are bi at heart, if the circumstances and the other person are right. Some are more bi than others. A lot of lesbians are just women who've made a choice, because of their psychology or because they're fonder of hot women than hot men, or because they don't think men are worth the trouble. And this choice is reversible, permanently or temporarily.

So: just about any lesbian who's eager to get into the sack with a guy is probably, maybe 10-20 percent more "gay" than the average woman -- if that. So I would never let that stop me -- and I didn't. About half the gay women I knew growing up had boyfriends off and on. But they identified themselves as gay.

That said, there are lesbians who are gay from the bone, like many men who identify themselves as gay. But these gay women are _not_ going to ask a guy to get into bed with them. At least, none I knew ever did.

I had a girlfriend once who'd been sorta gay/gay by choice for a while, and she had a woman friend who was gay from the bone, and we both sorta liked each other. When I broke up with my girlfriend, her really gay friend kinda hung around me for a while. It was a compliment: she finally told me she liked me so much that she wanted to see if we'd strike any sparks together. But it didn't work out: she was just too gay for the chemistry to work.

Toaster126

What a descriptive thread title... :/

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Jason762

Ha ha. Dude, I like a little meat, but dude.... she was big. I weigh 230 and she looked heavier than me. For real.

Yeah, I'm not sure, but I think she's just wanting the extra attenetion... could be wrong tho.

HA HA! I actually considered that, but one's obese and the other is fugly.

Hmm, intersting. Well, I'm just complimented she thought I was good looking enough to try to get into bed with. Either that or she thought I was really feminine looking and be able to do stuff her girlfriend couldn't.

Hey, made you look! :-P