Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > The Academy > Tilted Sexuality


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 04-24-2006, 05:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
change is hard.
 
thespian86's Avatar
 
Location: the green room.
Private Ryan is down.. (edit) AGAIN!

While making love to my girlfriend the other day my penis really started to hurt... quite a bit. After she came I went to inspect and found that there was a tear in the peice of skin between the head of my penis and my foreskin. It's not a small tear... it's quite large and looks as if the piece of skin as been pulled in half. I'm not circumsized.. if that makes a difference. And to be honest it hurts bad; not to mention my sex life has been sidelined. Any suggestions or solutions or tales?

Thanks

MONTHS LATER (do dodo do dodo)

Poor Private ryan's foreskin tore again... infact much worse, this time he bled; a lot. I suppose my new question is what steps can I take to prevent pain/infection WITHOUT getting cut. I'm fond of his helmet. Thanks
__________________
EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.

Last edited by thespian86; 06-13-2006 at 02:25 PM..
thespian86 is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 06:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
Lover - Protector - Teacher
 
Jinn's Avatar
 
Location: Seattle, WA
Doctor. Now.

Penis. Broken. Must. See. Doctor.

That's about all I'd be thinking, and I think you should do likewise.
__________________
"I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel
Jinn is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 06:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
Pissing in the cornflakes
 
Ustwo's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by punkmusicfan21
While making love to my girlfriend the other day my penis really started to hurt... quite a bit. After she came I went to inspect and found that there was a tear in the peice of skin between the head of my penis and my foreskin. It's not a small tear... it's quite large and looks as if the piece of skin as been pulled in half. I'm not circumsized.. if that makes a difference. And to be honest it hurts bad; not to mention my sex life has been sidelined. Any suggestions or solutions or tales?

Thanks
This is a potential side effect of not being cirumsized, no clue what the cure is as I'm cut, besides getting cut yourself

Join us.....
__________________
Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host

Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.
Ustwo is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 07:03 AM   #4 (permalink)
change is hard.
 
thespian86's Avatar
 
Location: the green room.
You know I'll never join the darkside
__________________
EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.
thespian86 is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 07:16 AM   #5 (permalink)
Young Crumudgeon
 
Martian's Avatar
 
Location: Canada
Give it a few weeks to heal and next time make sure she's good and wet before launching the missile. These things happen.

If you're nervous about it, you can go to the doctor. If it's really bad he may want to put a stitch in it, but aside from that there's really not much to do other than wait for it to heal up.
__________________
I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
Martian is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 08:36 AM   #6 (permalink)
Tilted
 
Location: Seattle
I agree with Martian, sounds like a lack of lubrication to me as well.
Topper is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 09:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
jth
Insane
 
jth's Avatar
 
Location: HRM
Doctor man, go see a Doctor about your Dick.
__________________
"A real leader faces the music, even if he doesn't like the tune." - unknown quote
jth is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 09:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Carno's Avatar
 
To borrow the words of a forummer whose name I can't remember right now, "It's your dick man, don't fuck with it!"

In other words, go see a medic. Oh yeah, did it bleed at all?
Carno is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 09:36 AM   #9 (permalink)
Psycho
 
Ahem...

Go see a doctor.
__________________
Fetch me the spirit, the son and the father,
Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.
FallenAvatar is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 09:58 AM   #10 (permalink)
Heliotrope
 
cellophanedeity's Avatar
 
Location: A warm room
Go to a doctor, then use way more lube next time.

I know it's been said before, but go to a doctor. This is your penis we're talking about.
__________________
who am I to refuse the universe?
-Leonard Cohen, Beautiful Losers
cellophanedeity is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 11:04 AM   #11 (permalink)
Psycho
 
itch vaccine's Avatar
 
Location: on my spinning computer chair
Since you're half way there.
Might as well snip off the excess skin all together

Cheers Ustwo
__________________
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
That's relativity."

- Albert Einstein
itch vaccine is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 11:08 AM   #12 (permalink)
Free Mars!
 
feelgood's Avatar
 
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
Quote:
Originally Posted by punkmusicfan21
You know I'll never join the darkside
Oh you will fool, for you are no match for me without your lightsaber
__________________
Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war
feelgood is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 11:24 AM   #13 (permalink)
Misanthropic
 
Crack's Avatar
 
Location: Ohio! yay!
Quote:
Originally Posted by feelgood
Oh you will fool, for you are no match for me without your lightsaber
you really didn't go there did you? oh you did? then I commend you.
__________________
Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx
Crack is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 11:37 AM   #14 (permalink)
peekaboo
 
ngdawg's Avatar
 
Location: on the back, bitch
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carno
To borrow the words of a forummer whose name I can't remember right now, "It's your dick man, don't fuck with it!"

In other words, go see a medic. Oh yeah, did it bleed at all?
I believe that was our poet laureate, Flyman
__________________
Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.
ngdawg is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 03:55 PM   #15 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: San Diego, CA
Did you use a condom? I knoticed that using a condom when uncircumsized usually keeps skin in place and prevents tears (tears of skin that is).
visotech is offline  
Old 04-24-2006, 06:00 PM   #16 (permalink)
Happy as a hippo
 
StormBerlin's Avatar
 
Location: Southern California
The same thing happened to my boyfriend, who is also not circumsized. His saw a doctor but the doctor just kinda went "uh.... i've never seen that before". They didn't give him anything for it. Once it reaches a certain point, it wont tear anymore. Just let it heal and go really easy on it. His re tore a few times before it finally healed. Hope that helps.
__________________
"if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane
StormBerlin is offline  
Old 04-25-2006, 01:30 AM   #17 (permalink)
Young Crumudgeon
 
Martian's Avatar
 
Location: Canada
Like StormBerlin, I'm speaking from experience here. I had a friend (no, seriously) who had the same problem.

Oh, how we laughed at him.
__________________
I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
Martian is offline  
Old 04-25-2006, 03:00 AM   #18 (permalink)
Husband of Seamaiden
 
Lucifer's Avatar
 
Location: Nova Scotia
This has happened to me before, (actually a couple of times) see a doctor if your are nervous, keep it clean(!!!) an infection would be nasty, and give it a couple of weeks to heal well before giving it another workout.

Actually this reminded me of an incident: When I was living in Europe, I had started to date this woman. One night we were parking out at the beach and started to fool around. She is giving me a handjob, and at the very moment that I orgasmed, she pulled down on my foreskin very hard. I don't know if she thought that would improve things for me or what, but I felt skin split and screamed! She must have thought that her hands were covered in ejaculate, but I knew better. When she turned on the overhead light to wipe her hands off, there was blood everywhere! Then she started screaming! It was rather deafening for a couple of minutes before I got her calmed down. It took a good couple of weeks to heal, and effectively killed that relationship.
The footnote to this story, is when I got back to the ship, I had bloodstains on the crotch of my jeans, and at that point in time, I was sharing one of the forward cabins with another guy. When I came in, he woke up and before I could stop him, turned on his bunk light. He stared at my bloodstained crotch and said, "have a good night?" I replied, "oh, just the usual." Without another word, he turned off his light, rolled over and went back to sleep.
__________________
I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29

1123, 6536, 5321

Last edited by Lucifer; 04-25-2006 at 03:10 AM..
Lucifer is offline  
Old 04-25-2006, 03:25 AM   #19 (permalink)
Found my way back
 
healer's Avatar
 
Location: South Africa
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucifer
The footnote to this story, is when I got back to the ship, I had bloodstains on the crotch of my jeans, and at that point in time, I was sharing one of the forward cabins with another guy. When I came in, he woke up and before I could stop him, turned on his bunk light. He stared at my bloodstained crotch and said, "have a good night?" I replied, "oh, just the usual." Without another word, he turned off his light, rolled over and went back to sleep.
I'm speechless.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Ok - can I edit my posts to read "what healer said"?
healer is offline  
Old 04-25-2006, 03:47 AM   #20 (permalink)
Ravenous
 
wolf's Avatar
 
Location: Right Behind You
I would agree with everyone here. Go see a doctor, just incase. Also pick up a tube of neosporin with pain relief.
__________________
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
wolf is offline  
Old 04-25-2006, 05:27 AM   #21 (permalink)
Pissing in the cornflakes
 
Ustwo's Avatar
 
We need to merge this thread with the circumcision thread on the general page
__________________
Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host

Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.
Ustwo is offline  
Old 04-25-2006, 06:42 AM   #22 (permalink)
/nɑndəsˈkrɪpt/
 
Prince's Avatar
 
Location: LV-426
Just keep it clean so it doesn't get infected. There's really no need to go showing it around, if you live in the States the doc probably wouldn't even know what a foreskin is.

I wouldn't get circ'd/mutilated just for that, unless it becomes a problem. Turtlenecks are natural.
__________________
Who is John Galt?
Prince is offline  
Old 04-25-2006, 06:58 AM   #23 (permalink)
Pissing in the cornflakes
 
Ustwo's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Prince
I wouldn't get circ'd/mutilated just for that, unless it becomes a problem. Turtlenecks are natural.
Yea I mean why get circumsized when you can enjoy torn foreskin and no sex for weeks while it heals
__________________
Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host

Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.
Ustwo is offline  
Old 04-25-2006, 10:18 AM   #24 (permalink)
Psycho
 
itch vaccine's Avatar
 
Location: on my spinning computer chair
Circumsition requires a week or two to heal as well! :P

LoL..~
__________________
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
That's relativity."

- Albert Einstein
itch vaccine is offline  
Old 04-25-2006, 10:41 AM   #25 (permalink)
Falling Angel
 
Sultana's Avatar
 
Location: L.A. L.A. land
Quote:
Originally Posted by itch vaccine
Circumsition requires a week or two to heal as well! :P

LoL..~
Yeah, but only one time.
__________________
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening


My goal? To fulfill my potential.
Sultana is offline  
Old 04-25-2006, 06:40 PM   #26 (permalink)
Ravenous
 
wolf's Avatar
 
Location: Right Behind You
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sultana
Yeah, but only one time.
Good point
__________________
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
wolf is offline  
Old 04-25-2006, 07:49 PM   #27 (permalink)
Pleasure Burn
 
Painted's Avatar
 
I'm no expert on cocks, but isn't it possible to also tear the skin on a circ'd dick?
Painted is offline  
Old 04-25-2006, 09:03 PM   #28 (permalink)
MSD
The sky calls to us ...
 
MSD's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: CT
This injury is divine retribution for referring to your penis as "Private Ryan."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ustwo
Yea I mean why get circumsized when you can enjoy torn foreskin and no sex for weeks while it heals
I may back you up in Politics from time to time, but don't get me started on circumcision
MSD is offline  
Old 04-26-2006, 07:27 AM   #29 (permalink)
Pissing in the cornflakes
 
Ustwo's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct
This injury is divine retribution for referring to your penis as "Private Ryan."

I may back you up in Politics from time to time, but don't get me started on circumcision
Hehe we already had it out there, and you are wrong
__________________
Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host

Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.
Ustwo is offline  
Old 04-26-2006, 08:47 AM   #30 (permalink)
Lover - Protector - Teacher
 
Jinn's Avatar
 
Location: Seattle, WA
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sultana
Yeah, but only one time.
And that one time is also long before you're sexually active.

Circumcision 1000
Flappy turtlenecks 0
__________________
"I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel
Jinn is offline  
 

Tags
private, ryan


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 02:19 PM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360