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thespian86 04-24-2006 05:29 AM

Private Ryan is down.. (edit) AGAIN!
 
While making love to my girlfriend the other day my penis really started to hurt... quite a bit. After she came I went to inspect and found that there was a tear in the peice of skin between the head of my penis and my foreskin. It's not a small tear... it's quite large and looks as if the piece of skin as been pulled in half. I'm not circumsized.. if that makes a difference. And to be honest it hurts bad; not to mention my sex life has been sidelined. Any suggestions or solutions or tales?

Thanks

MONTHS LATER (do dodo do dodo)

Poor Private ryan's foreskin tore again... infact much worse, this time he bled; a lot. I suppose my new question is what steps can I take to prevent pain/infection WITHOUT getting cut. I'm fond of his helmet. Thanks

Jinn 04-24-2006 06:50 AM

Doctor. Now.

Penis. Broken. Must. See. Doctor.

That's about all I'd be thinking, and I think you should do likewise.

Ustwo 04-24-2006 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkmusicfan21
While making love to my girlfriend the other day my penis really started to hurt... quite a bit. After she came I went to inspect and found that there was a tear in the peice of skin between the head of my penis and my foreskin. It's not a small tear... it's quite large and looks as if the piece of skin as been pulled in half. I'm not circumsized.. if that makes a difference. And to be honest it hurts bad; not to mention my sex life has been sidelined. Any suggestions or solutions or tales?

Thanks

This is a potential side effect of not being cirumsized, no clue what the cure is as I'm cut, besides getting cut yourself :thumbsup:

Join us.....

thespian86 04-24-2006 07:03 AM

You know I'll never join the darkside

Martian 04-24-2006 07:16 AM

Give it a few weeks to heal and next time make sure she's good and wet before launching the missile. These things happen.

If you're nervous about it, you can go to the doctor. If it's really bad he may want to put a stitch in it, but aside from that there's really not much to do other than wait for it to heal up.

Topper 04-24-2006 08:36 AM

I agree with Martian, sounds like a lack of lubrication to me as well.

jth 04-24-2006 09:22 AM

Doctor man, go see a Doctor about your Dick.

Carno 04-24-2006 09:25 AM

To borrow the words of a forummer whose name I can't remember right now, "It's your dick man, don't fuck with it!"

In other words, go see a medic. Oh yeah, did it bleed at all?

FallenAvatar 04-24-2006 09:36 AM

Ahem...

Go see a doctor.

cellophanedeity 04-24-2006 09:58 AM

Go to a doctor, then use way more lube next time.

I know it's been said before, but go to a doctor. This is your penis we're talking about. ;)

itch vaccine 04-24-2006 11:04 AM

Since you're half way there.
Might as well snip off the excess skin all together :)

Cheers Ustwo

feelgood 04-24-2006 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkmusicfan21
You know I'll never join the darkside

Oh you will fool, for you are no match for me without your lightsaber

Crack 04-24-2006 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by feelgood
Oh you will fool, for you are no match for me without your lightsaber

you really didn't go there did you? oh you did? then I commend you.

ngdawg 04-24-2006 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carno
To borrow the words of a forummer whose name I can't remember right now, "It's your dick man, don't fuck with it!"

In other words, go see a medic. Oh yeah, did it bleed at all?

I believe that was our poet laureate, Flyman :D

visotech 04-24-2006 03:55 PM

Did you use a condom? I knoticed that using a condom when uncircumsized usually keeps skin in place and prevents tears (tears of skin that is).

StormBerlin 04-24-2006 06:00 PM

The same thing happened to my boyfriend, who is also not circumsized. His saw a doctor but the doctor just kinda went "uh.... i've never seen that before". They didn't give him anything for it. Once it reaches a certain point, it wont tear anymore. Just let it heal and go really easy on it. His re tore a few times before it finally healed. Hope that helps.

Martian 04-25-2006 01:30 AM

Like StormBerlin, I'm speaking from experience here. I had a friend (no, seriously) who had the same problem.

Oh, how we laughed at him.

Lucifer 04-25-2006 03:00 AM

This has happened to me before, (actually a couple of times) see a doctor if your are nervous, keep it clean(!!!) an infection would be nasty, and give it a couple of weeks to heal well before giving it another workout.

Actually this reminded me of an incident: When I was living in Europe, I had started to date this woman. One night we were parking out at the beach and started to fool around. She is giving me a handjob, and at the very moment that I orgasmed, she pulled down on my foreskin very hard. I don't know if she thought that would improve things for me or what, but I felt skin split and screamed! She must have thought that her hands were covered in ejaculate, but I knew better. When she turned on the overhead light to wipe her hands off, there was blood everywhere! Then she started screaming! It was rather deafening for a couple of minutes before I got her calmed down. It took a good couple of weeks to heal, and effectively killed that relationship.
The footnote to this story, is when I got back to the ship, I had bloodstains on the crotch of my jeans, and at that point in time, I was sharing one of the forward cabins with another guy. When I came in, he woke up and before I could stop him, turned on his bunk light. He stared at my bloodstained crotch and said, "have a good night?" I replied, "oh, just the usual." Without another word, he turned off his light, rolled over and went back to sleep.

healer 04-25-2006 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucifer
The footnote to this story, is when I got back to the ship, I had bloodstains on the crotch of my jeans, and at that point in time, I was sharing one of the forward cabins with another guy. When I came in, he woke up and before I could stop him, turned on his bunk light. He stared at my bloodstained crotch and said, "have a good night?" I replied, "oh, just the usual." Without another word, he turned off his light, rolled over and went back to sleep.

I'm speechless.

wolf 04-25-2006 03:47 AM

I would agree with everyone here. Go see a doctor, just incase. Also pick up a tube of neosporin with pain relief.

Ustwo 04-25-2006 05:27 AM

We need to merge this thread with the circumcision thread on the general page :lol:

Prince 04-25-2006 06:42 AM

Just keep it clean so it doesn't get infected. There's really no need to go showing it around, if you live in the States the doc probably wouldn't even know what a foreskin is.

I wouldn't get circ'd/mutilated just for that, unless it becomes a problem. Turtlenecks are natural.

Ustwo 04-25-2006 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince
I wouldn't get circ'd/mutilated just for that, unless it becomes a problem. Turtlenecks are natural.

Yea I mean why get circumsized when you can enjoy torn foreskin and no sex for weeks while it heals :D

itch vaccine 04-25-2006 10:18 AM

Circumsition requires a week or two to heal as well! :P

LoL..~

Sultana 04-25-2006 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itch vaccine
Circumsition requires a week or two to heal as well! :P

LoL..~

Yeah, but only one time. ;)

wolf 04-25-2006 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sultana
Yeah, but only one time. ;)

Good point

Painted 04-25-2006 07:49 PM

I'm no expert on cocks, but isn't it possible to also tear the skin on a circ'd dick?

MSD 04-25-2006 09:03 PM

This injury is divine retribution for referring to your penis as "Private Ryan."
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ustwo
Yea I mean why get circumsized when you can enjoy torn foreskin and no sex for weeks while it heals :D

I may back you up in Politics from time to time, but don't get me started on circumcision :mad:

Ustwo 04-26-2006 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct
This injury is divine retribution for referring to your penis as "Private Ryan."

I may back you up in Politics from time to time, but don't get me started on circumcision :mad:

Hehe we already had it out there, and you are wrong :p

Jinn 04-26-2006 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sultana
Yeah, but only one time.

And that one time is also long before you're sexually active.

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