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ChickenNinja · 02-04-2004, 01:52 PM

George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he invites questions. One little boy puts up his hand, and the President asks him his name. "Billy!" "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions," says the boy. "First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? and Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George W Bush informs the children that they will continue after recess. When they resume, the President says: "Okay where were we? Oh that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand, George points him out and asks his name. "Steve!" "And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden? Fourth - why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? and Fifth - what happened to Billy?"

powerclown · 02-04-2004, 02:02 PM

C L A S S I C ! ! ! ! !

milkyp · 02-04-2004, 02:21 PM

It's funny and all, but how about 'G W Bush and humor', not 'politics and humor.'

Scipio · 02-04-2004, 02:30 PM

Yeah, the republicans here probably aren't laughing. The darn liberal school teachers probably indoctrinated the poor kid... blah blah blah blah

hannukah harry · 02-05-2004, 03:56 AM

i'm just suprised that a kid in the public school system can tell time.

Phaenx · 02-05-2004, 05:49 AM

I thought it was funny, if I took all comedians seriously I'd be very bored Friday nights.

santafe5000 · 02-05-2004, 05:51 AM

Very funny but all so true. I could actually see this happening.

FoolThemAll · 02-05-2004, 07:28 AM

The UN is defunct. We have an electoral college system. Osama's most likely buried in a cave.

Still funny, though.

archer2371 · 02-05-2004, 01:40 PM

That's a good, one, and like Phaenx said, if I took all comedians/jokes seriously, I would be really bored, and I probably wouldn't be a very enjoyable person to be around.

Seaver · 02-05-2004, 06:05 PM

Decent joke... I smiled. But I think FTM answered for me.

hammer4all · 02-05-2004, 07:10 PM

Hehe. Keeping with the theme:

Lebell · 02-05-2004, 07:21 PM

That was pretty amusing.

I'll have to remember that!

02-04-2004, 01:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
ChickenNinja Crazy	Politics and Humor! George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he invites questions. One little boy puts up his hand, and the President asks him his name. "Billy!" "And what is your question, Billy?" "I have three questions," says the boy. "First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? and Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?" Just then the bell rings for recess. George W Bush informs the children that they will continue after recess. When they resume, the President says: "Okay where were we? Oh that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand, George points him out and asks his name. "Steve!" "And what is your question, Steve?" "I have five questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden? Fourth - why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? and Fifth - what happened to Billy?" __________________ Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

02-04-2004, 02:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Scipio Mencken Location: College	Yeah, the republicans here probably aren't laughing. The darn liberal school teachers probably indoctrinated the poor kid... blah blah blah blah __________________ "Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

02-05-2004, 03:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
hannukah harry Junkie	i'm just suprised that a kid in the public school system can tell time. __________________ shabbat shalom, mother fucker! - the hebrew hammer

02-05-2004, 05:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	I thought it was funny, if I took all comedians seriously I'd be very bored Friday nights. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

02-05-2004, 05:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
santafe5000 EVIL! Location: Southwest of nowhere	Very funny but all so true. I could actually see this happening. __________________ When all else fails, QUIT.

02-04-2004, 02:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
powerclown Junkie Location: Detroit, MI	C L A S S I C ! ! ! ! !

02-04-2004, 02:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
milkyp Tilted Location: Orlando, FL	It's funny and all, but how about 'G W Bush and humor', not 'politics and humor.'

02-05-2004, 07:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
FoolThemAll Walking is Still Honest Location: Seattle, WA	The UN is defunct. We have an electoral college system. Osama's most likely buried in a cave. Still funny, though. __________________ I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

02-05-2004, 01:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
archer2371 Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One Location: On the front lines against our very enemy	That's a good, one, and like Phaenx said, if I took all comedians/jokes seriously, I would be really bored, and I probably wouldn't be a very enjoyable person to be around. __________________ "This ain't no Ice Cream Social!" "Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it." "I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."

02-05-2004, 06:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
Seaver Junkie Location: Fort Worth, TX	Decent joke... I smiled. But I think FTM answered for me. __________________ "Smite the rocks with the rod of knowledge, and fountains of unstinted wealth will gush forth." - Ashbel Smith as he laid the first cornerstone of the University of Texas

02-05-2004, 07:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
hammer4all Insane	Hehe. Keeping with the theme:

02-05-2004, 07:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	That was pretty amusing. I'll have to remember that! __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!