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ChickenNinja 02-04-2004 01:52 PM

Politics and Humor!
 
George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he invites questions. One little boy puts up his hand, and the President asks him his name. "Billy!" "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions," says the boy. "First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? and Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George W Bush informs the children that they will continue after recess. When they resume, the President says: "Okay where were we? Oh that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand, George points him out and asks his name. "Steve!" "And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden? Fourth - why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? and Fifth - what happened to Billy?"

powerclown 02-04-2004 02:02 PM

C L A S S I C ! ! ! ! ! :lol:

milkyp 02-04-2004 02:21 PM

It's funny and all, but how about 'G W Bush and humor', not 'politics and humor.'

Scipio 02-04-2004 02:30 PM

Yeah, the republicans here probably aren't laughing. The darn liberal school teachers probably indoctrinated the poor kid... blah blah blah blah

hannukah harry 02-05-2004 03:56 AM

i'm just suprised that a kid in the public school system can tell time. :)

Phaenx 02-05-2004 05:49 AM

I thought it was funny, if I took all comedians seriously I'd be very bored Friday nights.

santafe5000 02-05-2004 05:51 AM

Very funny but all so true. I could actually see this happening.

FoolThemAll 02-05-2004 07:28 AM

The UN is defunct. We have an electoral college system. Osama's most likely buried in a cave.

Still funny, though.

archer2371 02-05-2004 01:40 PM

That's a good, one, and like Phaenx said, if I took all comedians/jokes seriously, I would be really bored, and I probably wouldn't be a very enjoyable person to be around.

Seaver 02-05-2004 06:05 PM

Decent joke... I smiled. But I think FTM answered for me.

hammer4all 02-05-2004 07:10 PM

Hehe. Keeping with the theme:

http://workingforchange.speedera.net.../TMW7-9-03.gif

Lebell 02-05-2004 07:21 PM

That was pretty amusing.

I'll have to remember that!


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