ChickenNinja

George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he invites questions. One little boy puts up his hand, and the President asks him his name. "Billy!" "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions," says the boy. "First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? and Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George W Bush informs the children that they will continue after recess. When they resume, the President says: "Okay where were we? Oh that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand, George points him out and asks his name. "Steve!" "And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden? Fourth - why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? and Fifth - what happened to Billy?"

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powerclown

C L A S S I C ! ! ! ! !

milkyp

It's funny and all, but how about 'G W Bush and humor', not 'politics and humor.'

Scipio

Yeah, the republicans here probably aren't laughing. The darn liberal school teachers probably indoctrinated the poor kid... blah blah blah blah

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hannukah harry

i'm just suprised that a kid in the public school system can tell time.

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Phaenx

I thought it was funny, if I took all comedians seriously I'd be very bored Friday nights.

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santafe5000

Very funny but all so true. I could actually see this happening.

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FoolThemAll

The UN is defunct. We have an electoral college system. Osama's most likely buried in a cave.

Still funny, though.

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I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

archer2371

That's a good, one, and like Phaenx said, if I took all comedians/jokes seriously, I would be really bored, and I probably wouldn't be a very enjoyable person to be around.

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"This ain't no Ice Cream Social!"

"Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it."

"I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."

Seaver

Decent joke... I smiled. But I think FTM answered for me.

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hammer4all

Hehe. Keeping with the theme:

Lebell

That was pretty amusing.

I'll have to remember that!

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