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Old 04-23-2003, 04:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What we should do to get back at bin laden

I think we should all go to afghanistan, hijack a camel and crash it into a tent, that will show them!
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sounds like a plan
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ummmm how exactly are you gonna prevent yourselves from being shot to death?
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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If I had the man available, I would force him to work in a pork packing plant the rest of his life. After that, I would bury him with the pig refuse.

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Old 04-23-2003, 05:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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thats not poetic justice enough, i'd tie him to a seat in a jet and crash it into the taliban headquarters...
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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what we are doing - one deliberate step at a time - is making apparent his mark in history is recorded as the pointless, evil, and obscene gesture it deserves to be...
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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great plan
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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thats something a drunk man would say, sadly, i was sobre:-)
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Old 04-23-2003, 09:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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You know, the worst thing you could do with him is let him live a powerless, ineffective, pointless and very long life. The man wants a martyrdom- don't let him have it.

I'm not suggesting that he doesn't deserve death, but a life like that would be far worse for him.
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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You know, the worst thing you could do with him is let him live a powerless, ineffective, pointless and very long life. The man wants a martyrdom- don't let him have it.

I'm not suggesting that he doesn't deserve death, but a life like that would be far worse for him.
Sounds to me like you're trying to justify the fact that we have yet to find him. He's not "powerless, ineffective, pointless" when we don't know where he is or what he's doing. The only good Osama bin Laden is a dead one.
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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what we are doing - one deliberate step at a time - is making apparent his mark in history is recorded as the pointless, evil, and obscene gesture it deserves to be...
I'm afraid it isn't working yet... Many Muslims see him as a great example: they like his dedication to Islam, and like what he did at 9/11, not because of the deaths, but because of the, well, coolness factor, basically. He acts contrary to Islam, and is a mass-murderer, but that's not something extremists care about.

What we should do to him: send him to Saudi-Arabia or Iran or something, to be put on trial. Of course, we'd need to make sure he doesn't "escape", but that's doable. He'd be convicted by *Muslim* judges, and executed by *Muslims*.

Of course, it'll never happen...
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:24 PM   #12 (permalink)
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yeah, we'd have to find him first
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Old 04-24-2003, 05:16 AM   #13 (permalink)
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i say take put the whole region hostage, start killing muslims until he comes out :-p
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:08 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I think we should tie him to a chair and make him watch reruns of Sex and the City.Oh yeah,and every hour make him watch Allah cartoons where Allah states "America is Great".Maybe even some muslim porn.
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:15 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I forgot,while he's watching muslim porn, have a goat suck him off.Afterall we can't deprive him of everything.
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:08 AM   #16 (permalink)
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do you all really think that bin Laden is still viable? I think that his reach has been shortened and therefore his effectiveness. Certainly there are still loyal cells and groups that are tied to him, but I think many of them are going to be laying low for a little while, not to mention the fact that, internationally, anyone tied to terrorism in any way is going to be hunted down. It's already happening.
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:41 AM   #17 (permalink)
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i say take put the whole region hostage, start killing muslims until he comes out :-p
Hmmm... only if we kill one American Christian for every fundamentalist Muslim.. then I might go for it.
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Old 04-24-2003, 11:55 AM   #18 (permalink)
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do you all really think that bin Laden is still viable? I think that his reach has been shortened and therefore his effectiveness. Certainly there are still loyal cells and groups that are tied to him, but I think many of them are going to be laying low for a little while, not to mention the fact that, internationally, anyone tied to terrorism in any way is going to be hunted down. It's already happening.
I don't think it's so much about Bin Ladens potence and potential threat against the United States and friends, it's more of a justice thing. He needs to be punished.
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Old 04-24-2003, 11:57 AM   #19 (permalink)
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ROFL, thats a hillarious visual
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Old 04-24-2003, 12:16 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2003, 02:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Re: take the whole region hostage

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Hmmm... only if we kill one American Christian for every fundamentalist Muslim.. then I might go for it.
Gents,

BOTH of those suggestions are EQUALLY offensive, IMO.

Killing may be required at times, but WONTON killing is always evil.
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Old 04-24-2003, 02:23 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2003, 04:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I know,,,

How bout catch him.
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Old 04-24-2003, 05:20 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Right as i see it, thats just a start...i think we should torture him to death with sleep deprivation while forcefeeding him and keeping him tied....

or or or... how about... anyone watch seven? one word... sloth
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:13 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I don't think it's so much about Bin Ladens potence and potential threat against the United States and friends, it's more of a justice thing. He needs to be punished.
Don't misunderstand me, I think he needs to be punished, but we need to make sure that we don't have tunnel vision when dealing with terrorists. It's easy to target the leader, but we need to make sure that we are also going after the less visible leaders of equally dangerous terrorist factions.
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Old 04-28-2003, 08:42 AM   #26 (permalink)
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