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How Does Someone Go About Dodging The Draft
There are a ton of movies from the perspective of a soldier going to war. But, besides Clinton, I haven’t heard much about the people who decided to leave the country for a while until the war was over (Clinton went to Oxford for a while). My Grandpa fought in WW2, and my Dad had a low draft number when he was old enough, but the Vietnam war was over before they drafted him. And I would fight if some country attacked the USA and was fighting on US soil, but I would want to fight like the insurgents in Iraq. No rules, no uniforms, anyone from that foreign country is a target. I would join the military if I could be covert and sabotage and assassinate in any country, but I just have something against following the current rules of war. Especially if the other side won't follow them.
But, I am not interested in fighting some religious or energy based war, especially one on the other side of the world. When we have done very little to move away from or conserve oil. And I don't understand religion and why people can't just be happy and understand that not everyone has to follow your religion. So, let’s say I have enough money saved up, a back-pack, and a passport (paid for by the DoD). Where do you go? What do you do? Did anybody here get drafted or avoided the draft somehow? Do you find work just like the undocumented immigrants here in the US do? Do you smoke weed and listen to music all day? What countries will be safe to travel trough or live in? What happened to the draft dodgers after the Vietnam war was over? How much time do you have from when your number is called and when you have to go to war? I can think of 4 countries where I know people and would have a place to stay (Mexico, India, Norway, and Israel...if it is still there). I would probably want to get to Mexico, New Zealand, or India personally. In reality, I probably wouldn’t have much to worry about. I am in shape, which would put me ahead of a lot of other guys. But, I do have an engineering degree and already work for a DoD agency, so I would most likely do the same kind of stuff if I was drafted. And yes, I realize that the draft is not likely to happen, but neither is the bird flu, us running out of oil, or a bunch of other events I have a plan for. ------------ Here is a quote from Gov. Bill Clinton in the 92 campaign on PBS Frontline: [Quote] I mean, Dick Cheney, the Secretary of Defense, had deferments all the way through. I didn't have deferments all the way through. But I think he's been a pretty good secretary of defense, I'm proud of the job he's done, and I didn't think one time during that Gulf war that he was somehow incapacitated from being the leader of the Defense Department because he'd had deferments. [\Quote] http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontl...aftletter.html |
Well how you dodge a draft is you flee to another country.
There are no guarantees that you'd get a pardon though, so if you dont want to be prosecuted you'll be there a very long time. Have fun. |
We don't presently have the draft, but during the Vietnam war there were a number of legal ways to avoid the draft.
- College and seminary students were exempt (Clinton and Cheney) - National Guard was exempt (Bush) - One could file for exemption as a conscientious objecter - Physical and mental disabilites could exempt a person from service There may be others, but those are the primary ones. Some of those that didn't have these choices fled to Canada and remained there until Jimmy Carter's general pardon after to war ended. Today, there are deserters that have fled to Canada. There will be no hope of a pardon for those folks imo. |
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During the Viet Nam war, I refused to register for selective service, and then i stayed in the U.S.......kept a low profile, and Carter pardoned us:
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Bill Clinton: Did not serve. Student deferments. Entered draft but received 311. Dennis Hastert: did not serve. Tom Delay: did not serve. House Whip Roy Blunt: did not serve. Bill Frist: did not serve. George Pataki: did not serve. Mitch McConnell: did not serve. Rick Santorum: did not serve. Trent Lott: did not serve. Dick Cheney: did not serve. Several deferments, the last by marriage. John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments to teach business. Jeb Bush: did not serve. Karl Rove: did not serve. Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. "Bad knee." The man who attacked Max Cleland's patriotism. Bob Ney: did not serve. David Dreier: did not serve. Tim Hutchison: did not serve. Christopher Cox: did not serve. Dana Rohrabacher: did not serve. John M. McHugh: did not serve. JC Watts: did not serve. Vin Weber: did not serve. Bob Barr: did not serve. Mark Souder: did not serve. Walter Jones: did not serve. Katherine Harris: did not serve. . Paul Wolfowitz: did not serve. Richard Perle: did not serve. Douglas Feith: did not serve. Eliot Abrams: did not serve. Richard Shelby: did not serve. Jon Kyl: did not serve. Jack Kemp: did not serve. "Knee problem," although continued in NFL for 8 years. Newt Gingrich: did not serve. Lewis Scooter Libby - did not serve Condaleeza Rice - did not serve Ari Fleischer: did not serve. Andrew Card: did not serve. Ken Adelman: did not serve. Don Evans: did not serve. Michael Ledeen: did not serve. John Bolton: did not serve. Rudy Giuliani: did not serve. Kenneth Starr: did not serve. John G. Roberts, Jr.: did not serve. Samuel Alito: did not serve. Antonin Scalia: did not serve. Clarence Thomas: did not serve. Sean Hannity: did not serve. Rush Limbaugh: did not serve (4-F with a 'pilonidal cyst.') Bill O'Reilly: did not serve. Michael Savage: did not serve. George Will: did not serve. Chris Matthews: did not serve. Bill Bennett: did not serve. Pat Buchanan: did not serve. Bill Kristol: did not serve. Paul Gigot: did not serve. Ralph Reed: did not serve. Michael Medved: did not serve. Charlie Daniels: did not serve. Anne Coulter: did not serve. Jerry Falwell: did not serve. Alan Keyes : did not serve. Ted Nugent: did not serve. Matt Drudge: did not serve. Steve Forbes: did not serve. Tony Snow: did not serve. Brit Hume: did not serve. Roger Ailes: did not serve. <b>I've been an informed skeptic about our government and about the elite class, who decide "who gets what", for a long time.....</b> Quote:
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ASU, Host is absolutely correct that the draft during the Vietnam war targeted the poor and those without substantial influence. My highschool sweetheart "dodged" the draft by enlisting in the Navy, hoping to stay offshore. He turned out to be lucky by his choice.
I wish to ask why this question of dodging the draft is an issue to you. |
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And I would probably get put on airplane maintenance or something like that. So, I am probably worring about nothing when it comes to any large wars in the future. |
The easiest way: tell them you're gay.
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I don't know why I never thought about that. I've always wanted to move to San Francisco. I hear it's nice this time of year. :suave: |
I have friends in 13 countries and several accounts that can be emptied elsewhere on a dime. While I am not qualified the be drafted due to a medical condition, my little brother is. There is no way in hell I am losing my little brother in some bullshit war. Frankly, I'd do it for anyone and everyone I could until I was out of friends or money.
And SF really is nice this time of year. Espically in he morning. |
I have a friend that wanted to join(not be drafted) lol But he was on Antidepressant Medication and ADHD Medication so they would not let him join.
I think its kinda easy to have a doctor prescribe something. I don't know if it could cause you not to get drafted though. |
The easiest thing I can think of is 'Be Gay'
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As you know, there is no conscription in the US now. After the "discipline problems" (read fragging of officers) and political upheaval caused by the draft during the Vietnam war, elites around the world have generally chosen capital intensive, mercenary armies. Given the political problems the current regime in the US already has, I wouldn't expect them to reinstitute conscription just yet. But if they do here's a list of ideas men around the world have used to avoid conscription:
There's more, but that's what comes into mind right now. |
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One, you include three women, who aren't even eligible for the draft, and two, I only see one person who I recognize for sure as a Democrat (although maybe I just haven't been paying enough attention). I'd be curious to see a list of promenent Democrats that didn't serve, although I'm sure none of them were given any preferential treatment. |
Become a teacher.
That's how both my dad and a coworker of mine avoided the draft. |
Since you work for the DoD, they've probably been tracking this conversation. So you won't be doing any draft-dodging, anyway, as they're surely have you detained conveniently as you're packing your bags.
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It is my civilian background working for a military agency. I would probably get forced to train someone who couldn't get sent into battle though.
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My dad avoided 'Nam by saying he was sole support for my grandmother and that his brother and 1 of his brother-in-laws were there. Actually, I think my dad either burnt his card or had help from his brother-in-law who was an #1 fighter pilot.
Personally, the gay issue really can't be used because they may require proof, andf they are not allowed to ask and you are not allowed to tell. (Don't ask, don't tell). |
To clarify what I said above:
I will coincedentally be financially supporting vacations out of the country for people who may or may not be qualified for the draft (I figure it's none of my business). If they happen to be drafted, well it's absolutely none of my business where they are and I'll testify to that. |
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Apparently the draft bill is going to be debated today. I'm not sure how they discover this information though, other than knowing someone inside the beltway. Maybe this draft dodging talk isn't so crazy. It's is interesting that this issue is coming up for debate while simultaneously things are heating up for a war on Iran. Not the mention I've been hearing radio ads lately telling males to sign up for selective service.
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yeah, I don't know about drafting women. Those are our sisters, daughters, and mothers. Its crazy to send them to war, those are the people we're supposed to be protecting. Draft all the men you want...but don't draft those who gave us life.
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This universal service nonsense has been banging around for years and its never gotten anywhere. It works very well for the Israelis and is pretty much a disaster for the Russians.
Stevo, as far as women go (and potentially gay men and contientious objectors), it looks like there is a provision for non-military service. The chances of this even getting out of committee are about the same as someone finally taking away all of dksuddeth's guns. :) |
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You can do what ChickenHawk Ted Nugent did.
ON MILITARY SERVICE He claims that 30 days before his draft board physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days, he ingested nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi; and a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says. "... but if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd killed all the hippies in the foxholes...I would have killed everybody." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990 The World According to Ted Nugent :lol: |
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Anyway, back to the OP...... one can I suppose do what Billy Joel did..... drink a can of pledge, have lemon farts and claim it was a suicide attempt. |
I'd shoot myself in the leg 'by accident.' While I'm pro-war, I personally am not made for it. I've never been athletic, and I assure you if you're being shot at you do NOT want me to be running with you because I'll slow the whole group down. Everyone is skilled at something, and I'd make a poor soldier.
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I wouldn't personally admit I was "pro-war" if I was planning on fucking myself up to get out of it. it would seem, at the very least, you'd be good for something service related...don't underestimate our armed forces! ;) |
I'd be happy to do something I'm good at for the military, but I can't run worth shit and my allergies are terrible 24/7 so I'm constantly sick. Armed service just wouldn't be the right direction for me.
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i think dodging the draft is a DC 25 dex check... humor aside, some went as far as cutting off their trigger finger to avoid combat.
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Dont get caught up in the fog. |
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I can't imagine how you would prove homosexuality beyond a reasonable doubt in the first place. Well...I guess you could engage a definitively homosexual act in front of a member of the military...it's a bit crude, but probably pretty effective. My guess a nice shade of lipstick and eye shadow would probably be enough to 'discourage' them from putting you in their army. Just be careful when you try to kiss the recruiter...:p |
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No drafting zone. |
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During the physical to enter the military they used to have you drop your pants, bend over and spread your cheeks. I was told this was to check for scarring received during anal. When I was 18 I tried to enlist, but was turned down because I was too skinny, I was 5 pounds under weight for my height. So as far as the OP question, maybe you can just take some crazy laxative diet for a while before your physical |
As long as there is no draft you don't have to be gay or flat-footed.
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