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Old 01-15-2006, 05:47 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Sex is a physical act, whereas God exists in the same way that Love and Jealousy exist . . . ie as abstract concepts.

Its a nonsense question . . its like saying "would you have have sex with jealousy?" or "would you like to play tennis with Marxism?".
Or asking a piece of lint if it wants some cheese?

Sorry, but this thread nneds more of that. I'm just picturing mutant Canadian doubles with Marx, Engles, Lenin, and Mao on one side of the net and me on the other. "Engles and Marx are engaged in a frank and animated discussion of the historical dialectic while Mao and Lenin stare coldly at each other. Here's the service, and..... Another Ace! 40-Love. We'd like to remind the audience that the winner of this match gets a night of romance with... GOD Himself!"

But your point is taken - Marxism is the idea, not the ideators, and God is a, to be a tad perjorative, a semantic convenience to encompass a bunch of not necessarily related ideas.
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Old 01-15-2006, 05:55 AM   #82 (permalink)
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Sex is a physical act, whereas God exists in the same way that Love and Jealousy exist . . . ie as abstract concepts.

Its a nonsense question . . its like saying "would you have have sex with jealousy?" or "would you like to play tennis with Marxism?".
I'd not play tenis with Marxism.

Billiards, maybe.
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Old 01-23-2006, 05:39 PM   #83 (permalink)
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"Oh God, Oh God Oh God OhgodohgofohGODOHGOD!!!!!"

"<James Earl Jones Reverb="+7">Verily! Sayeth mine name, bitch!"</James Earl Jones>

Sorry, that's all that question makes me think of right now. I'll go slink back to nonsense.


LMFAO!! I like that.

I knew a stripper who claimed to have done a few private shows for James Earl Jones. Can you imagine? JEJ directing his lapdancer: "Bend. Ovah." Yikes--A little intimidating, to say the least!

I would mind going birding with Quantum Flux. Or hitting a few clubs with Tyranny.
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Old 01-23-2006, 05:41 PM   #84 (permalink)
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I definitely wouldn't play dice with the Universe, though.
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Old 01-26-2006, 06:35 PM   #85 (permalink)
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God is a spirit so you can not have sex with him. When we use the language exist a problem: consider God as a male! As you can see exist an important point here: the limitation of our human language.
God is not a man... or a woman, it doesn't matter what our languaje says.
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Old 01-26-2006, 07:08 PM   #86 (permalink)
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No.

If he really is the father/creator of all of us wouldn't that be a little incestuous?
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Old 01-27-2006, 03:50 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Hum.... Sex with God? No way in hell.
Ok, how many of you have had the clingy ex, that after you ahd sex, latched on and ot anoyin in he extream? I see that as God. God already demands total devotion, then you tack on the emotional cling atachment thing, total clingon. And how do we deal with clingons? We dump them after we just can't take anymore because we can't get any personal space or time alone, and they just can't understand that. And what do clinons tend to do? Stalk. Keep showing up at odd times, calling saying "we can work it out" and getting more and more crazy as time goes on. Now, tack unlimeted cosmic power onto the clingy bitch. Nope. Not going to happen. I'll keep my relationship with God as it stands now.
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Old 02-07-2006, 04:18 PM   #88 (permalink)
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I would do her goddie style.
hehehe

and to the OP yes, i would.. because if we all are part of some energy or what some call 'God' and we have that energy or 'spirit' in us... aren't we already having sex with some form of the energy or God when we have sex with each other?

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Old 04-20-2006, 11:35 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Really though, what the fuck is this doing in philosophy?
Would you rather have this in humor?
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