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If You Could Have Sex With God Would You, and Why?


If God is Alanis Morissette, yes I would. Why not.

numist

Not sure.. what if I got her pregnant? What if Im not as good as (ex's name here)?

Too much could go wrong, and besides, enough has happened in my life, Id be afraid it was a lure from god which, when I fall for it, would result in my penis falling off...

I think not. God and I havent had much love for each other for quite some time, its like a bad breakup...

high_way

yeah i would. could be the best sex you ever have.

WhoaitsZ

hell yes, i would.

wilbjammin

I don't think I'd even have sex with Nietzsche if I had the chance.

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chavos

to quote queer theologian robert goss, God is "about love making and justice doing."

So maybe we already are... If not yet, why not now?

anti fishstick

god is in my pants

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degrawj

whoa, sex with the whole Universe? that sounds like a pretty fucking awesome trip!!!

papermachesatan

I'd be worried about what sort of STDs I could pick up from him/her...

Giltwist

I don't think the Creator is a physical being, that said, I would totally do Aphrodite :-P

tecoyah

I would do her goddie style.

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charlesesl

On one hand, if god plays a gorgous woman, you will probably have the best sex in your life.
On the other hand, if people find out about it, they may call out omnisexual.

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Mantus

-_-

bermuDa

heavenly.


j/k

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cchris

Only if She swallows.

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MSD

Well, if it turned out that God exists and is female, that would be one hell of a first time. Nobody else would be able to match that performance, though. Yeah, it's worth it. My kid could be the second coming of christ.

KellyC

to pleasure God, or not to pleasure God....
doing so would be the biggest personal ambition ever, this is the Creator we talking about here....wow...Just gimme an angel is all i need...God? no thanks!

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i8one2

No thank you, God has already given the gift of being able to be in love and to love someone on this earth completely in galaxygirl. And to the end it, all I have ever wanted out of life to be loved the same way in return. I have already been blessed many times over, and I wouldn't want to be a glutton, to want any more, afterall that is a true sin.

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LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC"
"Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad"

Quality is for those who know
what they want and are at peace with what they have.

"S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

sexymama

Sex, making love, is truly spiritual and, imho, already involves God. (See quotation below.) To make "physical love" to God incarnate, no, not when God the spirit is already an intimate part of my love life.

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If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god

It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

tehblaed

Really though, what the fuck is this doing in philosophy?

Lebell

Sexy mama hit it right on.

When you are making love to someone you are deeply and truly in love with, God is there.

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kiwiman

Madonna's vagina is probably still bigger.

raeanna74

Since I assume you are speaking of what many religions view as the creator I would definately say YES. I figure - he/she began the concept of sex, gave us the ability to gain pleasure from it, why would he/she not know every tiny way of maximizing that pleasure. I think their prowess would probably be phenomenal - Heavenly even.

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"Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama
My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

mbchills

what a weird thread lol

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rawr.

Dano069

Hell yes I would too!

He/She/It is already fucking with me, why not?

Besides, the orgasms have to be out of this world!

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I may look attentive, but I'm taking peeks down your blouse faster than the human eye can follow.

Charlatan

As there is no God I'd say it's called masturbation...

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- Old Man Luedecke

Tophat665

"Oh God, Oh God Oh God OhgodohgofohGODOHGOD!!!!!"

"<James Earl Jones Reverb="+7">Verily! Sayeth mine name, bitch!"</James Earl Jones>

Sorry, that's all that question makes me think of right now. I'll go slink back to nonsense.

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Jizzosh

Supposing a god exists, I'm single, and I find "God" attractive. Yes.

You think God would be a control freak?

I do... I mean, what else can you do when you know everything...

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I'm never gonna know you now...
but I'm gonna love you anyhow
-Elliott Smith

djtestudo

I dunno...you'd have to have that weird British guy for the pillow talk and orgasm or risk having your head explode...

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mikeylips

That question just seems so horrible and wrong...

Andy

Oh you know I would. But I'd do it doggie style, stick it in the out hole, and try to convince God that it was an accident.

RenaissanceII

If I would have stumbled across this question while my addiction was still active, or before that with my self-loathing, and fear of an "angry god" (which led to my 'escape' via addiction), my answer would have been NO.
Now, today with my sobriety and knowledge of a loving god, (who knows my hopes, fears, stengths, weaknesses, character defects, etc), and the recent acknowledgement of the love thats always been there (but could'nt/would'nt accept), my answer is HELL YEAH
Besides whats better than a lover who 'knows' what trips your trigger' and communicates what brings joy and satisfaction to them

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And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
Anais Nin


I Wish You Well.

davik

Ok, that almost made my choke on my mountain dew, hilarious. I have to think about it this way: I'm pretty good, but if I don't get god off she might just banish me to hell, and that would suck :P Now, if god was ordering me to come to bed, she might just banish me for NOT having sex with her, so at that point I might as well try and if I get sent to hell atleast I can brag to the demons about having nailed god

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MacGnG

HAHA thats great

EruptiveDreamz

Yeah .. I mean come on. Realisticaly when most .. okay, so I can't say most. Not like I have ever watched anyone do the dirty deed cept in porns. Speaking for myself I find alot of times during sex I moan for God. "Ohhhh Gwad, yesss" . Maybe if one was to evaluate this act of chosen words during an orgasm as we do dreams. We may find it could be subconsciously a fantasy?

No I wouldn't have sex with God. I wouldn't feel right. But then again, Mary bore a child of Gods and was still a virgin. Hmmmm ?

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macro

I would, but I think that my girlfriend would get a bit pissed off.

skier

i like your choice of words

EDIT: and i'd hit it. Twice even

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Nevus

Although I'm sure any physical contact or (if you think sex is something divine) spiritual connection with the Christian God would be beyond any sex we can imagine I'd also enjoy sex with goddesses such as Kali and Athena or, for that matter, the Gnostic one. I've also always been very attracted to the Earth Mother's shapely curves (no mathematical pun intended at time of writing). Any REAL God would of course make these options to us. Make sure before you sell your soul to some Being or demiurge claming to be the One True God you get these perks in WRITING! I don't want prophets to tell me this is true, I want divine power to carve them into stone in front of me. Just to make sure. Please people before you cast your Divine Vote get very explicit contracts (Hm the Devil already does this, always the business man that Devil...) detailing what your good works or karma will get you. You can't go back and sue afterwards.

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Astrocloud

If any of you ladies want to have sex with a God just let me know. I can hook you up.

Golgothas

I don't know if I'd really want to fuck myself ^_^