Samuel Pepys - Februeary 23, 1633

“Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.”

George Harrison - February 24, 1943

"I only learned recently after all these years that the date and time of my own birth have always been off by one calendar day and about a half hour on the clock."

Bobby Riggs - February 25, 1918

“Billie and I did wonders for women's tennis. They owe me a piece of their checks.”

great quotes! Keep em coming!

the idea is to contribute, not just "drive-by" and fire a one-liner...

Jackie Gleason - February 26, 1916

“How sweet it is!”

John Steinbeck - February 27, 1902

“It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world.”

Linus Pauling - February 28, 1901

“Satisfaction of one's curiosity is one of the greatest sources of happiness in life.”

William Gaines - March 1, 1922

"Fools rush in and get the best seats."

Tom Wolfe - March 2, 1931

“If a man has talent and can't use it, he's failed. If he uses only half of it, he has partly failed. If he uses the whole of it, he has succeeded, and won a satisfaction and triumph few men ever know.”

Matthew Ridgway - March 3, 1895

"No ground gained was ever relinquished."

Knute Rockne - March 4, 1888

“It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it.”

Rex Harrison - March 5, 1908

“Robert Morley is a legend in his own lunchtime.”

Lou Costello - March 6, 1906

“I went and looked out my door and he's got a big old brick banging and smashing my windshield in and I opened my door and yelled at him, 'hey!' but he just looked crazy so I slammed the door and locked it, called 9-1-1 and I went for my gun.”

Luther Burbank - March 7, 1849

“Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food, and medicine to the soul.”

Kenneth Grahame - March 8, 1859

“The clever men at Oxford / Know all that there is to be knowed. / But they none of them know one half as much / As intelligent Mr Toad.”

Amerigo Vespucci - March 9, 1454

“Those new regions which we found and explored with the fleet... we may rightly call a New World...a continent more densely peopled and abounding in animals than our Europe or Asia or Africa; and, in addition, a climate milder than in any other region known to us.”

Sharon Stone - March 10, 1958

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”

"If I asked you to spit in a cup then swallow it, Would you?"

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Lawrence Welk - March 11, 1903

“There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.”

Jack Kerouac - March 12, 1922

“My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.”

Joseph Priestley - March 13, 1733

“The more elaborate our means of communication, the less we communicate.”

David Byrne - March 14, 1952

"Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was. ..."

Jimmy Lee Swaggart - March 15, 1935

“If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.”

Henny Youngman - March 16, 1906

“Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"”

sorry, i didnt know:confused:

Singer/Pianist Nat "King" Cole March 17, 1919

"I make no claim to being a business genius. You can make so much money in this business that it loses its value."

Andrew Mellon - March 24, 1855

"Gentlemen prefer bonds.”

oops

Howard Cosell - March 25, 1918

“Sports is the toy department of human life.”

A. E. Housman - March 26, 1859

“Great literature should do some good to the reader: must quicken his perception though dull, and sharpen his discrimination though blunt, and mellow the rawness of his personal opinions.”

How true is that? The world at your fingertips with a cellphone, and not even a phone call.

Patty Smith Hill - March 27, 1868

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you."

Paul Whiteman - March 28, 1890

“Jazz came to America three hundred years ago in chains.”

Sam Walton - March 29, 1918

“There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.”

Rolf Harris - March 30, 1930

“Tie me kangaroo down, sport.”

Rene Descartes - March 31, 1596

"Cogito, ergo sum."

Abraham Maslow - April 1, 1908

“If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.”