Josip Broz Tito - May 7, 1892

"We have spilt an ocean of blood for the brotherhood and unity of our peoples and we shall not allow anyone to touch or destroy it from within."

Harry S Truman - May 8, 1884

"The buck stops here!"

John Brown - May 9, 1800

"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged [to do away with] away but with blood."

John Wilkes Booth - May 10, 1838

"Sic semper tyrannis!"

Homer J Simpson - May 10, 1955

"D'oh!" (I always thought it should be spelled "Duh.")

Foster Brooks - May 11, 1912

Edward Lear - May 12, 1812

“They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon."

Sir Arthur Seymour Sullivan - May 13, 1842

“I am terrified at the thought that so much hideous and bad music will be put on records forever."

Talking Heads frontman David Byrne - May 14, 1952

"I subscribe to the myth that an artist's creativity comes from torment. Once that's fixed, what do you draw on?"

Katherine Anne Porter - May 15, 1890

“I shall try to tell the truth, but the result will be fiction.”

William Henry Seward - May 16, 1801

“I know not how long a republican government can flourish among a great people who have not the Bible; the experiment has never been tried.”

Archibald Cox - May 17, 1912

“Watergate showed more strengths in our system than weaknesses... The whole country did take part in quite a genuine sense in passing judgment on Richard Nixon.”

Reggie Jackson - May 18, 1946

"I'm the straw that stirs the drink."

Dusty Hill - May 19, 1949

“Our hearts go out to all of our neighbors who have suffered because of Katrina. We're very happy to be part of One Country and to do whatever we can to help out.”

George Gobel - May 20, 1919

“If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice”

Queen Victoria - May 24, 1819

“We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. They do not exist.”

Igor Ivanovich Sikorsky - May 25, 1889

“The work of the individual still remains the spark that moves mankind ahead even more than teamwork.”

Peggy Lee - May 26, 1920

"Is that all there is?"

Amelia Jenks Bloomer - May 27, 1818

“Man represents us, legislates for us, and now holds himself accountable for us! How kind in him, and what a weight is lifted from us! We shall no longer be answerable to the laws of God or man, no longer be subject to punishment for breaking them.”

Dr. Joseph Ignace Guillotine - May 28, 1738

"My machine will take off a head in a twinkling and the victim will feel nothing but a refreshing coolness. We cannot make too much haste, gentlemen, to allow the nation to enjoy this advantage."

Patrick Henry - May 29, 1736

"Give me Liberty, or give me Death!"

Mel Blanc - May 30, 1908

“Sometimes it was hard to tell where my dad's personality left off and his characters began, ... He was a method actor and taught me that I had to 'become' the character in order to effectively do the voice.”

You can not with reason convince a person out of a position which they did not use reason to get to in the first place. (Source unknown)

Clinton Eastwood, Jr. - May 31, 1930

“The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.”

Cleavon Little - June 1, 1939

"Who is this mongo, anyway?"

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Marquis de Sade - June 2, 1740

“Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain.”

Willis Marie Van Schaack - June 3, 1917

"Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?"

Bruce Dern - June 4, 1936

“Who's the bigger person in the end? The man who allows his dog to do what he does or the dog, who gives everything for the man.”

Adam Smith - June 5, 1723

“The real tragedy of the poor is the poverty of their aspirations.”

Thomas Mann - June 6, 1875

“Order and simplification are the first steps toward the mastery of a subject.”

Dino Paul Crocetti - June 7, 1917

“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”

Joan Alexandra Molinsky - June 8, 1933

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”

Lester William Polsfuss - June 9, 1915

“I wanted something very dense, something that would sustain long and more pieces of wood that would be soft, sweet, for more of a mellow sound.”

Chester Arthur Burnett - June 10, 1910

"I don't have anything to say about the guy (Muddy Waters), you know. Treat me all right. But I can this: they are jealous hearted, you know. Are jealous hearted musicians, you know. See, if you can't do like your songs, get kinda jealous of you. Like you, like they think you better than them and all that, but I don't fool with those kind of peoples, you know. I ain't got the time."

Bartolomeo Vanzetti - June 11, 1888

“There is nothing, nowhere, neither on earth nor in heavens, that can make the true untrue or the untrue true.”

James Thurston Nabors - June 12, 1930

“I really never watched myself on TV. Now I know why.”

Ralph Edwards - June 13, 1913

"This is your life!"

Burl Ivcle Ivanhoe Ives - June 14, 1909

"I went to my room and packed a change of clothes, got my banjo, and started walking down the road. Soon I found myself on the open highway headed east."