Harry Nilsson - June 15, 1941

"I was on acid and I looked at the trees and I realized that they all came to points, and the little branches came to points, and the houses came to point. I thought, 'Oh! Everything has a point, and if it doesn't, then there's a point to it.'"

Roberto Duran Samaniego - June 16, 1951

"No quiero pelear con el payaso."

"I don't want to fight the clown?" Is that correct?

it is correct...

John Wesley - June 17, 1703

“Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come for miles to watch you burn.”

Edouard Daladier - June 18, 1884

"If the blood of France and of Germany flows again, as it did twenty-five years ago, in a longer and even more murderous war, each of the two peoples will fight with confidence in its own victory, but the most certain victors will be the forces of destruction and barbarism."

Moe Howard - June 19, 1897

“We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.”

Adam Ferguson - June 20, 1723

“Man, in his animal capacity, is qualified to subsist in every climate.”

Ocie Lee Smith - June 21, 1932

"God didn't make little green apples,
and it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime..."

George Vancouver - June 22, 1757

"Not considering this opening worthy of more attention, I continued our pursuit to the Northwest, being desirous to embrace the advantages of the prevailing breeze."

Alfred C. Kinsey - June 23, 1894

"The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform."

Ambrose Bierce - June 24, 1842

“Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.”

Anne Revere - June 25, 1903

“You have sanctioned the blacklist of 23 of your fellow members because they chose to defy an unconstitutional investigation into their thoughts and beliefs.”

William P. Lear - June 26, 1902

"What you need is an idea."

Charles Stewart Parnell - June 27, 1846

“No man shall have the right to fix the boundary to the march of a Nation.”

John Dillinger - June 28, 1902

"OK, boys; let's go make a withdrawal."

William J. Mayo - June 29, 1861

"Lord, deliver me from the man who never makes a mistake, and also from the man who makes the same mistake twice."

Lena Horne - June 30, 1917

"Don't know why
there's no sun up in the sky..."

Cecil Rhodes - July 1, 1854

“We must find new lands from which we can easily obtain raw materials and at the same time exploit the cheap slave labor that is available from the natives of the colonies. The colonies would also provide a dumping ground for the surplus goods produced in our factories.”

Dan Rowan - July 2, 1922

"Say good-night, Dick."

Franz Kafka - July 3, 1883

“Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.”

Stephen Collins Foster - July 4, 1826

"What must a Fairy's dream be,
Who drinks of the morning dew?
Would she think to fly till she reach'd the sky
And bathe in its lakes of blue
Or gather bright pearls from the depths of the sea
What must the dream of a fairy be? "

David G. Farragut - July 5, 1801

"Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!"

John Paul Jones - July 6, 1747

“I have not yet begun to fight!”

Leroy Robert Paige - July 7, 1906

“Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.”

John D. Rockefeller - July 8, 1839

“Good leadership consists of showing average people how to do the work of superior people.”

Lee Hazlewood - July 9, 1929

"I think for writers who write that kind of stuff, they want to make changes. Look at Kris Kristofferson and Dylan. I mean, whole generations come along liking that stuff and that's great."

Mary McLeod Bethune - July 10, 1875

“The whole world opened to me when I learned to read.”

Thomas Bowdler - July 11, 1754

“Those expressions are omitted which can not with propriety be read aloud in the family.”

Milton Berle - July 12, 1908

“Committee-a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.”

Woody Guthrie - July 14, 1912

“California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see, But believe it or not, you won't find it so hot If you ain't got the do re mi...”

Richard W. Armour - July 15, 1906

"That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye"

Mary Baker Eddy - July 16, 1821

“To live and let live, without clamour for distinction or recognition; to wait on divine love; to write truth first on the tablet of one's own heart - this is the sanity and perfection of living.”

Erle Stanley Gardner - July 17, 1899

“It's a damn good story. If you have any comments, write them on the back of a check.”

Hunter S. Thompson - July 18, 1937

“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”

Elizabeth Andrew Borden - July 19, 1860

"Go for Dr. Bowen as soon as you can. I think father is hurt."

Theodosia Burr Goodman - July 20, 1885

“The reason good women like me and flock to my pictures is that there is a little bit of vampire instinct in every woman.”

Marshall McLuhan - July 21, 1911

“Art is anything you can get away with.”

Gregor Mendel - July 22, 1822

"My scientific studies have afforded me great gratification; and I am convinced that it will not be long before the whole world acknowledges the results of my work."

Don Imus - July 23, 1940

“My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.”