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TerresqueÜ · 09-26-2003, 12:37 PM

So you get to Hell and Satan questions you about what you're worst fate would be, how do you respond to him?

Mine would be to have eternal life without eternal youth. Never being able to die but getting older and older always wakeing each day with creakier bones and more pain in every joint, your every wakeing moment spent in absolute agony that you will never be able to escape, and it always gets worse....

Psivage · 09-26-2003, 03:01 PM

Watching my pets die over and over again.

Edit: I change my mind. Having sex with all the hot looking females on earth.

WhoaitsZ · 09-26-2003, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by Psivage
Watching my pets die over and over again.

Edit: I change my mind. Having sex with all the hot looking females on earth.

... um. what?

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mine... powerless, thrown down, God turns his face, demons torment....

Lebell · 09-26-2003, 03:44 PM

Whatever you can imagine out of the darkest corners of your mind, whatever tortures and pain you can envision, whatever torments and vile filth you can think of, Hell is worse.

QuasiMojo · 09-26-2003, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by Psivage
Watching my pets die over and over again.

Edit: I change my mind. Having sex with all the hot looking females on earth.

niiicely played Mr. Psivage.

QuasiMojo · 09-26-2003, 06:39 PM

logging onto TFP
hitting the Titty Board
and every post is of HUGE, HAIRY PENISES!!!!!
then I madly scramble to view the other forums,heart pounding
growing faint...
and I see nothing but posts by ME! QuasiMojo!
all submitted on a drunken binge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MSD · 09-27-2003, 11:24 PM

The worst fate I could imagine is for him to tell me, "There is no God, the good things you did in life were meaningless, everything you thought you had figured out about an afterlife is wrong. You can't turn back, you can't stay here, and as soon as you go through that door you will cease to exist, just like everyone who has died before you."

tangledweb · 09-28-2003, 04:51 AM

If you get to Hell and meet with Satan as described above, you will have confirmed the biblical existance of Heaven and God as well. That being the case, I think you will have more to worry about than 20 questions with Lucifer.

"Where the fires never cease burning and the worms never cease crawling" is pretty vivid imagery and not something I care to see.

Shyla Loral · 09-28-2003, 05:49 AM

well, firstly saying that I don't believe in heaven or hell, it would be quite a surprise for me to land there. but would what be the worst would be knowing that I couldn't be with my hubby.

GakFace · 09-28-2003, 11:23 PM

I'd hand him my "Get Out of Hell Free" Card, that I plan on buying

And to add to it, I plan on blessing the card as well

You all know me, I'm a religious guy. If I end up in hell, Then i'll have a lot of questions for things to make sense.

Nisses · 10-01-2003, 03:14 PM

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Goodevening, my there's alot of you today.

As you may have already guessed, I'm the Devil, but you can call me Toby. We keep things informal around here, as well as infernal. Heh, that's a little joke on my end.

Now, let's see. Muslims, Hindus, and Christians, could you stand on the left? What's that? Yes, I'm afraid the Jews got it right...

Atheists, any atheists? Ah, there you are... Ahh, you must feel like a complete bunch of twits, don't you...

*part of an old Rowan Atkinson sketch*

Don't assume anything until you die.
If the Devil is like any of those representatives of travelling agencies, I'm doomed already

YzermanS19 · 10-01-2003, 03:58 PM

Sitting at a Detroit Red Wings game, Beer in hand, 20,000 screaming naked strippers, all willing to give me oral sex after the game.

You hear that satan? Thats my worst nightmare! WORST NIGHTMARE I SAY.....I DONT WANT ANYTHIGN LIKE THAT

(maybe ol' scratch isn't immune to reverse psychology)

h2ogo69 · 10-03-2003, 11:42 AM

watching my best friend, whom i love more than anything/anyone in the world get raped and murdered over and over, while im powerless to do anything about it.(it's a female so there no confusion)... luckily i dont believe in hell

09-26-2003, 12:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	You've been damned! So you get to Hell and Satan questions you about what you're worst fate would be, how do you respond to him? Mine would be to have eternal life without eternal youth. Never being able to die but getting older and older always wakeing each day with creakier bones and more pain in every joint, your every wakeing moment spent in absolute agony that you will never be able to escape, and it always gets worse.... __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

09-26-2003, 03:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Whatever you can imagine out of the darkest corners of your mind, whatever tortures and pain you can envision, whatever torments and vile filth you can think of, Hell is worse. __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

09-26-2003, 06:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
QuasiMojo King Knave Location: Lancaster	logging onto TFP hitting the Titty Board and every post is of HUGE, HAIRY PENISES!!!!! then I madly scramble to view the other forums,heart pounding growing faint... and I see nothing but posts by ME! QuasiMojo! all submitted on a drunken binge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

09-28-2003, 05:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
Shyla Loral Crazy Location: Austin	well, firstly saying that I don't believe in heaven or hell, it would be quite a surprise for me to land there. but would what be the worst would be knowing that I couldn't be with my hubby. __________________ "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead" Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac. Meff r0x

09-28-2003, 11:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	I'd hand him my "Get Out of Hell Free" Card, that I plan on buying And to add to it, I plan on blessing the card as well You all know me, I'm a religious guy. If I end up in hell, Then i'll have a lot of questions for things to make sense. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

09-26-2003, 03:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Psivage Psycho	Watching my pets die over and over again. Edit: I change my mind. Having sex with all the hot looking females on earth.

09-27-2003, 11:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	The worst fate I could imagine is for him to tell me, "There is no God, the good things you did in life were meaningless, everything you thought you had figured out about an afterlife is wrong. You can't turn back, you can't stay here, and as soon as you go through that door you will cease to exist, just like everyone who has died before you."

09-28-2003, 04:51 AM	#8 (permalink)
tangledweb slightly impaired Location: Down South	If you get to Hell and meet with Satan as described above, you will have confirmed the biblical existance of Heaven and God as well. That being the case, I think you will have more to worry about than 20 questions with Lucifer. "Where the fires never cease burning and the worms never cease crawling" is pretty vivid imagery and not something I care to see.

10-01-2003, 03:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Sitting at a Detroit Red Wings game, Beer in hand, 20,000 screaming naked strippers, all willing to give me oral sex after the game. You hear that satan? Thats my worst nightmare! WORST NIGHTMARE I SAY.....I DONT WANT ANYTHIGN LIKE THAT (maybe ol' scratch isn't immune to reverse psychology) __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

10-03-2003, 11:42 AM	#13 (permalink)
h2ogo69 Banned	watching my best friend, whom i love more than anything/anyone in the world get raped and murdered over and over, while im powerless to do anything about it.(it's a female so there no confusion)... luckily i dont believe in hell Last edited by h2ogo69; 10-03-2003 at 11:44 AM..