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TerresqueÜ 09-26-2003 12:37 PM

You've been damned!
 
So you get to Hell and Satan questions you about what you're worst fate would be, how do you respond to him?


Mine would be to have eternal life without eternal youth. Never being able to die but getting older and older always wakeing each day with creakier bones and more pain in every joint, your every wakeing moment spent in absolute agony that you will never be able to escape, and it always gets worse....

Psivage 09-26-2003 03:01 PM

Watching my pets die over and over again.



Edit: I change my mind. Having sex with all the hot looking females on earth.

WhoaitsZ 09-26-2003 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by Psivage
Watching my pets die over and over again.



Edit: I change my mind. Having sex with all the hot looking females on earth.

... um. what?

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mine... powerless, thrown down, God turns his face, demons torment....

Lebell 09-26-2003 03:44 PM

Whatever you can imagine out of the darkest corners of your mind, whatever tortures and pain you can envision, whatever torments and vile filth you can think of, Hell is worse.

QuasiMojo 09-26-2003 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Psivage
Watching my pets die over and over again.



Edit: I change my mind. Having sex with all the hot looking females on earth.

niiicely played Mr. Psivage.

QuasiMojo 09-26-2003 06:39 PM

logging onto TFP
hitting the Titty Board
and every post is of HUGE, HAIRY PENISES!!!!!
then I madly scramble to view the other forums,heart pounding
growing faint...
and I see nothing but posts by ME! QuasiMojo!
all submitted on a drunken binge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MSD 09-27-2003 11:24 PM

The worst fate I could imagine is for him to tell me, "There is no God, the good things you did in life were meaningless, everything you thought you had figured out about an afterlife is wrong. You can't turn back, you can't stay here, and as soon as you go through that door you will cease to exist, just like everyone who has died before you."

tangledweb 09-28-2003 04:51 AM

If you get to Hell and meet with Satan as described above, you will have confirmed the biblical existance of Heaven and God as well. That being the case, I think you will have more to worry about than 20 questions with Lucifer.

"Where the fires never cease burning and the worms never cease crawling" is pretty vivid imagery and not something I care to see.

Shyla Loral 09-28-2003 05:49 AM

well, firstly saying that I don't believe in heaven or hell, it would be quite a surprise for me to land there. but would what be the worst would be knowing that I couldn't be with my hubby.

GakFace 09-28-2003 11:23 PM

I'd hand him my "Get Out of Hell Free" Card, that I plan on buying :)

And to add to it, I plan on blessing the card as well :)

You all know me, I'm a religious guy. If I end up in hell, Then i'll have a lot of questions for things to make sense.

Nisses 10-01-2003 03:14 PM

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Goodevening, my there's alot of you today.

As you may have already guessed, I'm the Devil, but you can call me Toby. We keep things informal around here, as well as infernal. Heh, that's a little joke on my end.

Now, let's see. Muslims, Hindus, and Christians, could you stand on the left? What's that? Yes, I'm afraid the Jews got it right...

Atheists, any atheists? Ah, there you are... Ahh, you must feel like a complete bunch of twits, don't you...

*part of an old Rowan Atkinson sketch*
Don't assume anything until you die.
If the Devil is like any of those representatives of travelling agencies, I'm doomed already :)

YzermanS19 10-01-2003 03:58 PM

Sitting at a Detroit Red Wings game, Beer in hand, 20,000 screaming naked strippers, all willing to give me oral sex after the game.

You hear that satan? Thats my worst nightmare! WORST NIGHTMARE I SAY.....I DONT WANT ANYTHIGN LIKE THAT

(maybe ol' scratch isn't immune to reverse psychology)

h2ogo69 10-03-2003 11:42 AM

watching my best friend, whom i love more than anything/anyone in the world get raped and murdered over and over, while im powerless to do anything about it.(it's a female so there no confusion)... luckily i dont believe in hell


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