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You've been damned!
So you get to Hell and Satan questions you about what you're worst fate would be, how do you respond to him?
Mine would be to have eternal life without eternal youth. Never being able to die but getting older and older always wakeing each day with creakier bones and more pain in every joint, your every wakeing moment spent in absolute agony that you will never be able to escape, and it always gets worse.... |
Watching my pets die over and over again.
Edit: I change my mind. Having sex with all the hot looking females on earth. |
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Whatever you can imagine out of the darkest corners of your mind, whatever tortures and pain you can envision, whatever torments and vile filth you can think of, Hell is worse.
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logging onto TFP
hitting the Titty Board and every post is of HUGE, HAIRY PENISES!!!!! then I madly scramble to view the other forums,heart pounding growing faint... and I see nothing but posts by ME! QuasiMojo! all submitted on a drunken binge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
The worst fate I could imagine is for him to tell me, "There is no God, the good things you did in life were meaningless, everything you thought you had figured out about an afterlife is wrong. You can't turn back, you can't stay here, and as soon as you go through that door you will cease to exist, just like everyone who has died before you."
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If you get to Hell and meet with Satan as described above, you will have confirmed the biblical existance of Heaven and God as well. That being the case, I think you will have more to worry about than 20 questions with Lucifer.
"Where the fires never cease burning and the worms never cease crawling" is pretty vivid imagery and not something I care to see. |
well, firstly saying that I don't believe in heaven or hell, it would be quite a surprise for me to land there. but would what be the worst would be knowing that I couldn't be with my hubby.
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I'd hand him my "Get Out of Hell Free" Card, that I plan on buying :)
And to add to it, I plan on blessing the card as well :) You all know me, I'm a religious guy. If I end up in hell, Then i'll have a lot of questions for things to make sense. |
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If the Devil is like any of those representatives of travelling agencies, I'm doomed already :) |
Sitting at a Detroit Red Wings game, Beer in hand, 20,000 screaming naked strippers, all willing to give me oral sex after the game.
You hear that satan? Thats my worst nightmare! WORST NIGHTMARE I SAY.....I DONT WANT ANYTHIGN LIKE THAT (maybe ol' scratch isn't immune to reverse psychology) |
watching my best friend, whom i love more than anything/anyone in the world get raped and murdered over and over, while im powerless to do anything about it.(it's a female so there no confusion)... luckily i dont believe in hell
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