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dy156 03-23-2004 03:28 PM

She's really pretty, in a different sort of way, and I loved the video, but my vote is for that British pop princess Kylie Minogue's "La La La" song that I "just can't get outa my head"

VF19 03-23-2004 06:37 PM

Macarena is pure shiite

Date the Banana 03-23-2004 10:12 PM

What, no votes for achey breakey heart?

gack! gack!

Seer666 03-23-2004 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nancy
ANYTHING by Aqua
While her voice can get annoying, I could forgive Barbie Girl if she took up makeing porn..
My vote has to go to the Macarena. If I have to hear that fucking piece of shit one more time, I will kill the fucking moron spinning the records at the party.

bundy 03-24-2004 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CryptikSoul
That freakin hamster song.:mad:
yes.

Quote:

Originally posted by hannukah harry
anything by ricky martin

the thong song

mambo #5

yes

Quote:

Originally posted by VF19
Macarena is pure shiite
and yes.

asudevil83 03-24-2004 02:43 AM

the biggest craptastic hit ever would have to be Mambo #5. holy shit was that a shitty song. that was the shittiest shit that ever shitted. i cannot express my hatred for that shit with words. it should be erased from the memories of all who have listened to it, never to return to haunt our "i cant get that fucking song out of my head" memories. i pray to the everloving god to eliminate this song from music history.

and yes, this song is now stuck in my head. fuck that song, and fuck whoever sings it. and since the person who sings it probably didnt write it, fuck the song writer too.

and since this song cannot be sung without names...fuck the names that are mentioned........j/k.

AfterBurn 03-25-2004 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nancy
Naaaah. After 30 seconds of "Barbie Girl" I'm fed up with her strident voice :(
True, her voice is a little..annoying..but most of the songs are catchy and energetic

Lasereth 03-25-2004 01:26 PM

Evanescence - Bring Me to Life

The fuckin Macarena song

Who Let the Dogs Out

Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch

No Doubt - Hella Good

Quote:

Originally posted by EbolaVirus
That piece of shit song by kid rock and sheryl crow
Yep, don't know what it's called, but yep.

That other Sheryl Crow song about sunshine.

Quote:

Originally posted by CryptikSoul
That freakin hamster song.:mad:
Roger that!!


Quote:

Originally posted by asudevil83
the biggest craptastic hit ever would have to be Mambo #5. holy shit was that a shitty song. that was the shittiest shit that ever shitted. i cannot express my hatred for that shit with words. it should be erased from the memories of all who have listened to it, never to return to haunt our "i cant get that fucking song out of my head" memories. i pray to the everloving god to eliminate this song from music history.

and yes, this song is now stuck in my head. fuck that song, and fuck whoever sings it. and since the person who sings it probably didnt write it, fuck the song writer too.

and since this song cannot be sung without names...fuck the names that are mentioned........j/k.

And I agree with that too!

I hate Avril Levigne's crap too, especially that first song that made her famous.

-Lasereth

AfterBurn 03-25-2004 01:46 PM

isn't avril like gone now? i havnt seen any of her crap on much music lately

SAM821 03-25-2004 02:07 PM

500 miles - the proclaimers

what the hell her people thinking!!!

Nancy 03-25-2004 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AfterBurn
True, her voice is a little..annoying..but most of the songs are catchy and energetic
yeah... TOO catchy and TOO energetic - exactly what make the songs annoying after a short while

Nancy 03-25-2004 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seer666
While her voice can get annoying, I could forgive Barbie Girl if she took up makeing porn..
that would certainly ensure her a long and successfull career instead of singing :lol:

perripken 03-26-2004 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mml
Good God, as I read this thread I cringed (althouth the shots at Flock of Seagulls were unfounded). I think most self-respecting individuals will have to admit that the Macarena is musical bile and I am certain that Who Let the Dogs Out is the leading cause of aural bleeding. There are far too many collections of musical crap for me to judge the worst, but I truly HATE virtually all Disco music.
Wow! Didn't know so many people could like Flock of Seagulls!
My apologies to all. I just thought they sucked! Everyone has a right to their opinion, right?

holtmate 03-26-2004 06:17 PM

Well, I don't know if it's a hit yet, but that "I Believe In a Thing Called Love" is waaaaay to popular right now.

laconic1 03-29-2004 12:45 PM

That bile Hilary Duff has been spewing all over MTV lately is almost certainly the worst hits right now.

FoolThemAll 03-29-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by holtmate
Well, I don't know if it's a hit yet, but that "I Believe In a Thing Called Love" is waaaaay to popular right now.
It's fun. Nothing to be taken seriously, but it has entertainment value.

Macarena and Who Let the Dogs Out are probably the top two, and should remain so. So I'll just put in an honorable mention:

Sheryl Crow - Soak Up the Sun

sipsake 03-29-2004 02:34 PM

Hey Mickey - Toni Basil

I've loathed that song for over twenty years now, and my hatred for it still burns.

StormBerlin 04-01-2004 12:41 AM

I second the vote for that Sheryl Crow/Kid Rock song. That was the biggest peice of garbage I've ever encountered.

Lucifer 04-01-2004 02:19 PM

My vote is She Bangs by the kid that was kicked of American Idol

Strange Famous 04-01-2004 02:32 PM

So many....

but I gotta say Madonna's "American Pie"... just because it was a pretty classic track, and she just bled all the soul out of it and left a pile of shit, and people REWARDED her for it... :(

No surrender 04-01-2004 05:44 PM

Any song by Wham. More specifically, "Wake me up before you go go". Like fingers on a chalkboard for me. Thankfully, haven't heard it for a long, long time. Hope this post doesn't change that streak!

Fenton-J-Cool 04-01-2004 05:57 PM

All rap.

jbuffett 04-01-2004 10:40 PM

I will survive. Gloria Gaynor version. Painful painful, painful!!!

SixEdxMia 04-02-2004 07:35 AM

UUmmmmm....Hello?
I'm too sexy for my shirt,Too sexy for my shirt,sooo sexy it hurts,and I'm too sexy for your party,to sexy for your party,The way you're disco dancing....


Right said fred. It fucking blows(blew?) maybe they died..
*shudder*

And anything...Rap.

Retards*Attempting*Poetry

Stompy 04-02-2004 08:02 AM

Wow, so many bad songs... so little space to type. Pick one? Hm..

Limp Bizkit - Rollin

...and from reading above:

No Doubt - Hella Good

I never even heard that song, but chances are it sucks hard if it has 'Hella' in the title. Ugh.

Church 04-02-2004 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shakran
Aww dammit, why'd you have to mention that. I'd completely forgotten about that piece of crap and now it's stuck in my head. Thanks a lot ;)
"He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink, he sings to the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times....


Pissing the night away."

hahaha :lol:

iamtheone 04-02-2004 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobaphat
So hard to pick between the entire 50 cent or Jay-z catalogue...
AMEN Brotha!

warrrreagl 04-03-2004 08:38 AM

Gimme Dat Ding

written by Albert Hammond and Mike Hazelwood
recorded by The Pipkins (early 70's, unsure of the exact year)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

That's right, that's right
I'm sad and blue
'Cause I can't do the Boogaloo
I'm lost, I'm lost
Can't do my thing
That's why I sing
Gimme, Gimme Dat Ding ah..

Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Ding
Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding
(Oh Sing it one more time Momma)

Oh, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Ding
Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding
(Ah, you ain't doin' that late at night)

Ah, what good's a metronome
Without a bell for ringing?
How fast can anybody ever tell he swings?
How can you tell the rhythm written on a bar?
How can you ever hope to know just where you are?
Gimme Dat, (Gimme Dat) Ah Gimme Dat (Gimme Dat)
Ah Gimme Dat, (Gimme Dat) Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme,
(Ah Gotcha!)

Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Ding
Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding

[Honky Tonk Piano Interlude]

Oh, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Ding
Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding

Ah, what good's a metronome
Without a bell for ringing?
How fast can anybody ever tell he swings?
How can you tell the rhythm written on the bar?
How can you ever hope to know just where you are?
Gimme Dat, Ah Gimme Dat
Ah Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme,

Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Ding
Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding

gorilla 04-03-2004 11:31 PM

the sunscreen song, macarena, who let the dogs out, barbie girl, and the one that everyone is going to argue with.... Hey Ya by Outkast say what you want, but that song is awful

TheClarkster 04-05-2004 12:46 AM

I don't think I can further elaborate on the crapiness of the Macarena or who let the dogs out.
And out of the Britney Spears catalog I'd like to add Toxic.
Ugh... I hate having to listen to "Top 40" radio at work.

backwash 04-06-2004 10:33 AM

"Are you gonna go my way" or any other Lenny Krapitz song

GremlinDelirium 04-06-2004 01:53 PM

I'd say that its equal through:

That Prince - 1999 song
The Macarena
and Who Let The Dogs Out

and many others that weren't "hits" but still suck...

Munku 04-07-2004 01:56 PM

Mmmbop

TopRamen66 04-07-2004 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
Mmmbop
Holy Jesus yes! Somehow that song crawled in my brain while I was in the shower this morning!

Grimlok 04-08-2004 01:45 PM

Any Rock or Heavy Metal or anything that DOESN'T have a hip hop flavor to it is PURE CRAP!

ChickenNinja 04-08-2004 05:31 PM

I'm going to go with the theme to the Titanic, the worst movie to win an Oscar.

I don't even want to think about the song, I've got my computer blasting techno loud enough to drown out my imagination.

frankx 04-08-2004 07:13 PM

Three words - Achy Breaky Heart.

KWSN 04-08-2004 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucifer
My vote is She Bangs by the kid that was kicked of American Idol
best song ever

Prince 04-08-2004 08:39 PM

Take any Britney Spears song. ANY one of them.


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