Worst "Hit" Ever
 

What do you think is the worst "hit" song ever? They are supposed to be popular, but to be honest, some just suck. I would have to sayprobably Tipsy by some rap guy who I don't know. A lot of the (not to be racist, but it's true) black girls in my school sing, well, scream, it everytime one of them mentions it, and it's really annoying. SO, what do you think is the worst?

"Who let the dogs out", obviously.

Macarena

Kokomo - Beach Boys

plus everything that's already been mentioned

Where to start... Any song that fits into the one hit wonder category might be included here.

Second vote for Macarena; that song has absolutely no redeeming value, and you have to hear it at every wedding and watch drunk people dance it poorly. Damn thing won't go away.

So hard to pick between the entire 50 cent or Jay-z catalogue...

There is way too much shitty music out right now, without even getting to all the shit that's been put out since the 50's to answer that.

I would have to vote for Flock of Seagulls "I ran", but there are so many

Come on, you can't hate on the flock of seagulls.

i have to pick any song by a boy band.

any song thats played by a radio station more than 3 times in 24 hours.
mr b

no one's mentioned "Mmbop" yet?

Dude... they were horrible!

you have just insulted my theme song!! this song plays whenever I am walking down the street :) it's the best song ever, man!

the worst would have to be who let the dogs out or something of that nature

anything sean paul does, omg he sucks

ANYTHING by Aqua

hmm...... lets see... anyone who knows me knows why I say this


ALL RAP SONGS SUCK

Two very good mentions there.

I can't help myself from despising "Calling All Angels" by Train, personally.

"I love you I hate you I just can't live without you" Whatever that song is. All rap songs don't suck. ET by outkast is good. That's about it though.

'tubthumping' bu chumbawumba

anything from the jock/cock rock genre....creed, nickelback, etc.

Pretty much anything on the radio sucks.

I'm sorry, but you must not listen to much rap. :(

Anywho... the answer to the question is OBVIOUSLY...

The Spin Doctors - Two Princes

"Said, if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead, now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead, now
And If you wanna buy me flowers
Just go ahead, now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead, now"

That song makes me go :mad: .

I sort of like Aqua :P

in my opinion 'Who let the dogs out' is the worst 'hit' of the decade

That freakin hamster song.:mad:

That piece of shit song by kid rock and sheryl crow

Anything that's being played on MTV in the next two hours.

::: biting my tongue :::

Any Brittany Spears.

I like Britney Spears, her music videos are great if they are muted ^_^.

I changed my vote to "Who Let The Dogs Out" as well lol. That song annoyed me so much.

Naaaah. After 30 seconds of "Barbie Girl" I'm fed up with her strident voice :(

I thank god that I'm not even familiar with most of these songs.

Of the ones I do recognise, who let the dogs out, for sure. ugh.

Bloodhound Gang "Bad Touch" ohhh god the video makes me go insane!

Whoa, the first song I thought of when reading this thread is the Bloodhound Gang's "Firewater Burn." I remember driving around with friends when that song was on the radio all the time, and they'd turn it up and start car-dancing. It was a cringe-worthy experience. I hate that song so much, especially the radio edit where it goes "burn mother(*donkey bleat*) burn."



I also think that old "I'm Walking on Sunshine" song is pretty bad.

Macarena was terrible. I had to learn that dance in middle school, and I felt like such a fool when we were practicing it.

we did too.....thank God I'm not the only one that had to do it :)

7th grade is quite old enough to know that what you are doing is completely stupid

Tubthumper by Chumbawumba. Just read the names for god sakes, how could it not be stupid...

Any "hit" in the Pop genre.

anything by ricky martin

the thong song

mambo #5

Good God, as I read this thread I cringed (althouth the shots at Flock of Seagulls were unfounded). I think most self-respecting individuals will have to admit that the Macarena is musical bile and I am certain that Who Let the Dogs Out is the leading cause of aural bleeding. There are far too many collections of musical crap for me to judge the worst, but I truly HATE virtually all Disco music.

Aww dammit, why'd you have to mention that. I'd completely forgotten about that piece of crap and now it's stuck in my head. Thanks a lot ;)

She's really pretty, in a different sort of way, and I loved the video, but my vote is for that British pop princess Kylie Minogue's "La La La" song that I "just can't get outa my head"

Macarena is pure shiite

What, no votes for achey breakey heart?

gack! gack!

While her voice can get annoying, I could forgive Barbie Girl if she took up makeing porn..
My vote has to go to the Macarena. If I have to hear that fucking piece of shit one more time, I will kill the fucking moron spinning the records at the party.

yes.

yes

and yes.

the biggest craptastic hit ever would have to be Mambo #5. holy shit was that a shitty song. that was the shittiest shit that ever shitted. i cannot express my hatred for that shit with words. it should be erased from the memories of all who have listened to it, never to return to haunt our "i cant get that fucking song out of my head" memories. i pray to the everloving god to eliminate this song from music history.

and yes, this song is now stuck in my head. fuck that song, and fuck whoever sings it. and since the person who sings it probably didnt write it, fuck the song writer too.

and since this song cannot be sung without names...fuck the names that are mentioned........j/k.

True, her voice is a little..annoying..but most of the songs are catchy and energetic

Evanescence - Bring Me to Life

The fuckin Macarena song

Who Let the Dogs Out

Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch

No Doubt - Hella Good

Yep, don't know what it's called, but yep.

That other Sheryl Crow song about sunshine.

Roger that!!


And I agree with that too!

I hate Avril Levigne's crap too, especially that first song that made her famous.

-Lasereth

isn't avril like gone now? i havnt seen any of her crap on much music lately

500 miles - the proclaimers

what the hell her people thinking!!!

yeah... TOO catchy and TOO energetic - exactly what make the songs annoying after a short while

that would certainly ensure her a long and successfull career instead of singing :lol:

Wow! Didn't know so many people could like Flock of Seagulls!
My apologies to all. I just thought they sucked! Everyone has a right to their opinion, right?

Well, I don't know if it's a hit yet, but that "I Believe In a Thing Called Love" is waaaaay to popular right now.

That bile Hilary Duff has been spewing all over MTV lately is almost certainly the worst hits right now.

It's fun. Nothing to be taken seriously, but it has entertainment value.

Macarena and Who Let the Dogs Out are probably the top two, and should remain so. So I'll just put in an honorable mention:

Sheryl Crow - Soak Up the Sun

Hey Mickey - Toni Basil

I've loathed that song for over twenty years now, and my hatred for it still burns.

I second the vote for that Sheryl Crow/Kid Rock song. That was the biggest peice of garbage I've ever encountered.

My vote is She Bangs by the kid that was kicked of American Idol

So many....

but I gotta say Madonna's "American Pie"... just because it was a pretty classic track, and she just bled all the soul out of it and left a pile of shit, and people REWARDED her for it... :(

Any song by Wham. More specifically, "Wake me up before you go go". Like fingers on a chalkboard for me. Thankfully, haven't heard it for a long, long time. Hope this post doesn't change that streak!

All rap.

I will survive. Gloria Gaynor version. Painful painful, painful!!!

UUmmmmm....Hello?
I'm too sexy for my shirt,Too sexy for my shirt,sooo sexy it hurts,and I'm too sexy for your party,to sexy for your party,The way you're disco dancing....


Right said fred. It fucking blows(blew?) maybe they died..
*shudder*

And anything...Rap.

Retards*Attempting*Poetry

Wow, so many bad songs... so little space to type. Pick one? Hm..

Limp Bizkit - Rollin

...and from reading above:

No Doubt - Hella Good

I never even heard that song, but chances are it sucks hard if it has 'Hella' in the title. Ugh.

"He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink, he sings to the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times....


Pissing the night away."

hahaha :lol:

AMEN Brotha!

Gimme Dat Ding

written by Albert Hammond and Mike Hazelwood
recorded by The Pipkins (early 70's, unsure of the exact year)


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That's right, that's right
I'm sad and blue
'Cause I can't do the Boogaloo
I'm lost, I'm lost
Can't do my thing
That's why I sing
Gimme, Gimme Dat Ding ah..

Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Ding
Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding
(Oh Sing it one more time Momma)

Oh, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Ding
Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding
(Ah, you ain't doin' that late at night)

Ah, what good's a metronome
Without a bell for ringing?
How fast can anybody ever tell he swings?
How can you tell the rhythm written on a bar?
How can you ever hope to know just where you are?
Gimme Dat, (Gimme Dat) Ah Gimme Dat (Gimme Dat)
Ah Gimme Dat, (Gimme Dat) Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme,
(Ah Gotcha!)

Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Ding
Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding

[Honky Tonk Piano Interlude]

Oh, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Ding
Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding

Ah, what good's a metronome
Without a bell for ringing?
How fast can anybody ever tell he swings?
How can you tell the rhythm written on the bar?
How can you ever hope to know just where you are?
Gimme Dat, Ah Gimme Dat
Ah Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme,

Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Ding
Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding

the sunscreen song, macarena, who let the dogs out, barbie girl, and the one that everyone is going to argue with.... Hey Ya by Outkast say what you want, but that song is awful

I don't think I can further elaborate on the crapiness of the Macarena or who let the dogs out.
And out of the Britney Spears catalog I'd like to add Toxic.
Ugh... I hate having to listen to "Top 40" radio at work.

"Are you gonna go my way" or any other Lenny Krapitz song

I'd say that its equal through:

That Prince - 1999 song
The Macarena
and Who Let The Dogs Out

and many others that weren't "hits" but still suck...

Mmmbop

Holy Jesus yes! Somehow that song crawled in my brain while I was in the shower this morning!

Any Rock or Heavy Metal or anything that DOESN'T have a hip hop flavor to it is PURE CRAP!

I'm going to go with the theme to the Titanic, the worst movie to win an Oscar.

I don't even want to think about the song, I've got my computer blasting techno loud enough to drown out my imagination.

Three words - Achy Breaky Heart.

best song ever

Take any Britney Spears song. ANY one of them.