|
08-16-2003, 03:02 AM
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
|
Car Acronyms
Car Acronyms
Acura Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents All Cars Usually Require Adjustment Any Child Understands Real Automobiles Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym? Audi Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Beetle By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally! Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine BMW Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Waste Big Money Works Blasphemous Motorized Wreck Born Moderately Wealthy Break My Windows Broken Money Waster Broken Monstrous Wonder Brutal Money Waster Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Big Money Waster Blasphemized Motorized Wreck Bastard Money Wielders Break My Window Busted My Wallet Buick Big Ugly Import Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean Camaro Can't America Make A Real One? Chevrolet Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time Chevy Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet Chrysler Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's Citroen Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters Dodge Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Dangerous On Days Gears Engage Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego Datsun Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips Fiat F**king Insult to Automotive Intelligence. Failure in Automotive Technology Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation Fix It Again Tony? (Gotta say it with italian accent!) Fix It All the Time Ford F**ked over rebuilt Dodge F**ker Only Runs Downhill F*cked on Race Day F*cking Over-Rated Disaster F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous First On Recall Day First on race day Fix Or Repair Daily Found on road dead Forge Old Rancid Donuts Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!! For Only Redneck Drivers F*cker Only Runs Damaged (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot Found On Rubbish Dump GMC Garage Man's Companion Generally Mediocre Cars Gets More Chicks Got More Crap Got Mechanic Coming G.T.i. Got Tossers Inside Honda Helping Out Nips Destroying America How Odd-No Damn Acceleration Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile Hand Over Dollars to Asians IROC I Race Other Cars Jaguar Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop Jeep Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole. Just Eat Every Pickle. Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts Jumps Everything Ever Parked JUST Enough Engine Power? LTD Lazy tempermental device Leave the doors Mazda Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly Mercedes Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings Mercury Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet? Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo") Minibus Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted Mopar Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Mostly Old Paint And Rust Making A Zillion Dollars Annually Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars Nissan Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now Oldsmobile Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind InfuriatinglyLate Everyday Pinto Put In New Transmission Often Plymouth Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood! Pontiac Poor old nag thinks it's a Cadillac PORSCHE Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough Rabbit Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Ball-less Itty-bitty Toy! Renault Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash Rolls Royce Royal Ostentation Lets Lethargic Shits Rumble Over Yogurt-Consuming Esthetes SAAB Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies Such an arrogant bastard! Swedish Automobile - Always Broken Sable sleezy auto breaks leak everytime Saturn Sally Ate Ten Urdu Radishes Nightly Toyota Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto Triumph The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered Hotrod. VW Very Worthless
__________________
"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
|
|
08-16-2003, 04:18 AM
|
#4 (permalink) | |
|
Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
|
Quote:
there was, but I thought it was lame...... Subaru Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium from: http://www.perthcomedy.com/
__________________
"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
|
|
|
|
08-16-2003, 09:16 AM
|
#5 (permalink) |
|
Buffering.........
Location: Wisconsin...
|
IROC = Italian Retard Out Cruisin from SNL
__________________
Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985 |
|
|
|
08-16-2003, 09:19 AM
|
#6 (permalink) |
|
Buffering.........
Location: Wisconsin...
|
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually belongs under mazda?
__________________
Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985 |
|
|
|
08-16-2003, 05:15 PM
|
#9 (permalink) |
|
Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
|
I should add one for our HOLDEN:
Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
__________________
"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
|
|
|
08-31-2003, 10:07 PM
|
#13 (permalink) |
|
The sky calls to us ...
Super Moderator
Location: CT
|
Oldsmobile:
Oversized, leisurely driven sedan made of Buick's irregular, leftover equipment. And one that you'll know is true if you've ever driven one over 55, Saturn: Shakes and trembles, unexplained rattling noises |
|
|
|
09-01-2003, 01:54 AM
|
#16 (permalink) | |
|
Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
|
Re: Lee Iacocca
Quote:
__________________
"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
|
|
|
|
09-01-2003, 02:00 AM
|
#17 (permalink) | |
|
paranoid
Location: The Netherlands
|
Re: Re: Lee Iacocca
Quote:
(hint: read the post again)
__________________
"Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints) |
|
|
|
|
09-01-2003, 03:33 AM
|
#19 (permalink) |
|
Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
|
AH SO. Little grasshopper has conducted a thorough search of worldwide data base and discovered what a Lee Iacocca is.
Much wiser insect now, I am. It doesn't count - its not a car!!!!? .
__________________
"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
|
|
| Tags |
| acronyms, car |
|
|
