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Old 01-26-2006, 07:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Penis envy.

These two trucks came into our store today...

(1) F650 XUT "Xtreme Urban Vehicle"
http://www.f650pickups.com/page0009d.html
$160,000+



(2) International CXT Pick-Up
http://www.internationaldelivers.com...Family/cxt.asp
$120,000+



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more pics: http://www.urbandev.net/SuperTrucks
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Old 01-26-2006, 07:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I literally shouted out "Holy fuck!" when I saw that.
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Old 01-26-2006, 08:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Basically the same reaction we all had in the store.
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Old 01-26-2006, 10:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Holy shit man! Where do you work? Those are freakin insane
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Old 01-26-2006, 10:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What you do when you have to much money....silly
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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THIS is what I want...


North By NorthWest Expedition - UniMog Gallery
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Old 01-27-2006, 05:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I actually saw one of the International CXT trucks........insane. I've not seen the Ford one in person. I don't see how they can be anything beyond status/attention symbols.

But.........if you have the dough, more power to you, lol.
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Old 01-27-2006, 06:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Not gonna lie: I'm a little bit concerned that people would throw down a Ferrari's worth of money to buy one of there things. I guess it would make sense if you already owned a supercar or three, but still... what do you do with it?
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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that's the biggest damn vehicle ever. I laughed out loud when I saw the first one. I bet that feels like you are driving a tank. You would have to be careful to not run over CRXs and shit because you probably wouldn't even feel it.
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Old 01-27-2006, 01:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Very cool stuff ...one reason I bought the big Tonka trucks for my little kid was so I could play with them since I can't afford the real ones.

Didn't they auction off one of those Int XCT's at the recent Barrett Jackson event? I think they did.

Do any of you ever watch the Dakar rally thru parts of Africa? There are some awesome trucks in that rally that compare to these.
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Old 01-30-2006, 12:32 AM   #11 (permalink)
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If it's true the size of your truck is inversely proportional to your pecker i feel sorry for those guys. (I drive a tiny Ranger by the way )

I'm sure the terrific gas mileage makes up for the ugly looks and impracticality. Having the box 7 feet off the ground makes it's 25,000 lb payload capacity a moot point.
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What I drive...
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Old 01-31-2006, 06:12 AM   #13 (permalink)
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The Xtreme Urban vehicle is hysterical. All it needs is a set of razor-sharp Granny Crushers on front and traffic will never be a problem again.
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Old 01-31-2006, 06:14 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Ahh, to tame those rough roads to the mall and Chic-Fil-A...
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Old 01-31-2006, 07:26 PM   #15 (permalink)
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So i saw that thing again today on my way to the alignment shop we use (which it turned out was where he was going also)...

That thing is in no way made to be drivin in traffic (or maybe it was driver error)...he almost ran over several things in the process...
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Old 01-31-2006, 07:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I knew about the saying "you can never have enough truck" but I never thought it would got this far...With that in mind I gotta get me one of the 4-dr dually pickups ones, my previous desire for a new F-350 seems too unambitious
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Old 02-02-2006, 11:47 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Seeing those huge trucks makes me feel bad for selling my 81 GMC Jimmy like 6-7 years ago



I miss the removable roof to, damn that truck was a fun drive.
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Old 02-02-2006, 11:52 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I miss my 79 suburban, but i cant wait to lift my 88 and swap the front clip for the 76 clip i aquired
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Old 02-02-2006, 08:13 PM   #19 (permalink)
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The Xtreme Urban vehicle is hysterical. All it needs is a set of razor-sharp Granny Crushers on front and traffic will never be a problem again.
You gotta pay extra for those.. But frankly, at that price, I doubt that a few hundred extra is a problem.
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Old 02-03-2006, 12:38 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Just get a steal cow pusher(AKA a snow plow) from a train it will fit

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Old 02-03-2006, 07:50 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Ha ha, the first one looks ridiculous. The rear wheel-well being so high and "empty" looks really stupid. If it were filled out/in down to the trucks floor, and then slightly curved to account for the wheel, it would look much better IMO.

Funny stuff. I wouldn't buy or drive one, but to each their own.
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Old 02-03-2006, 07:55 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I have driven a UniMog, as we were testing them for our Range Control FireFighting abilities.

They were fucking insane. I had 10,000 litres of water on the back, and was climbing a 30 degree sand-bank. All of the drivers (every single one) stated that it was the best truck.

Of course, the Army didn't buy it.
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Old 02-04-2006, 06:00 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Yeah, Urbandev, that's a great looking mog in that pic. I'd take one of those any day! If you're going to be different, be different in the right way!
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