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urbandev · 01-26-2006, 07:39 PM

These two trucks came into our store today...

(1) F650 XUT "Xtreme Urban Vehicle"
http://www.f650pickups.com/page0009d.html
$160,000+

(2) International CXT Pick-Up
http://www.internationaldelivers.com...Family/cxt.asp
$120,000+

100% Pure, Grade A - American Penis Envy

more pics: http://www.urbandev.net/SuperTrucks

skier · 01-26-2006, 07:45 PM

I literally shouted out "Holy fuck!" when I saw that.

urbandev · 01-26-2006, 08:12 PM

Basically the same reaction we all had in the store.

blahblah454 · 01-26-2006, 10:18 PM

Holy shit man! Where do you work? Those are freakin insane

Scorps · 01-26-2006, 10:59 PM

What you do when you have to much money....silly

urbandev · 01-27-2006, 12:24 AM

THIS is what I want...

North By NorthWest Expedition - UniMog Gallery

Borla · 01-27-2006, 05:39 AM

I actually saw one of the International CXT trucks........insane. I've not seen the Ford one in person. I don't see how they can be anything beyond status/attention symbols.

But.........if you have the dough, more power to you, lol.

politicophile · 01-27-2006, 06:45 AM

Not gonna lie: I'm a little bit concerned that people would throw down a Ferrari's worth of money to buy one of there things. I guess it would make sense if you already owned a supercar or three, but still... what do you do with it?

Redjake · 01-27-2006, 08:44 AM

that's the biggest damn vehicle ever. I laughed out loud when I saw the first one. I bet that feels like you are driving a tank. You would have to be careful to not run over CRXs and shit because you probably wouldn't even feel it.

BadNick · 01-27-2006, 01:58 PM

Very cool stuff ...one reason I bought the big Tonka trucks for my little kid was so I could play with them since I can't afford the real ones.

Didn't they auction off one of those Int XCT's at the recent Barrett Jackson event? I think they did.

Do any of you ever watch the Dakar rally thru parts of Africa? There are some awesome trucks in that rally that compare to these.

fastom · 01-30-2006, 12:32 AM

If it's true the size of your truck is inversely proportional to your pecker i feel sorry for those guys. (I drive a tiny Ranger by the way

)

I'm sure the terrific gas mileage makes up for the ugly looks and impracticality. Having the box 7 feet off the ground makes it's 25,000 lb payload capacity a moot point.

urbandev · 01-30-2006, 10:25 PM

What I drive...

Gabbyness · 01-31-2006, 06:12 AM

The Xtreme Urban vehicle is hysterical. All it needs is a set of razor-sharp Granny Crushers on front and traffic will never be a problem again.

NBP · 01-31-2006, 06:14 PM

Ahh, to tame those rough roads to the mall and Chic-Fil-A...

urbandev · 01-31-2006, 07:26 PM

So i saw that thing again today on my way to the alignment shop we use (which it turned out was where he was going also)...

That thing is in no way made to be drivin in traffic (or maybe it was driver error)...he almost ran over several things in the process...

catback · 01-31-2006, 07:32 PM

I knew about the saying "you can never have enough truck" but I never thought it would got this far...With that in mind I gotta get me one of the 4-dr dually pickups ones, my previous desire for a new F-350 seems too unambitious

Scorps · 02-02-2006, 11:47 AM

Seeing those huge trucks makes me feel bad for selling my 81 GMC Jimmy like 6-7 years ago

I miss the removable roof to, damn that truck was a fun drive.

urbandev · 02-02-2006, 11:52 AM

I miss my 79 suburban, but i cant wait to lift my 88 and swap the front clip for the 76 clip i aquired

TexanAvenger · 02-02-2006, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabbyness

The Xtreme Urban vehicle is hysterical. All it needs is a set of razor-sharp Granny Crushers on front and traffic will never be a problem again.

You gotta pay extra for those.. But frankly, at that price, I doubt that a few hundred extra is a problem.

Scorps · 02-03-2006, 12:38 AM

Just get a steal cow pusher(AKA a snow plow) from a train it will fit

Jimellow · 02-03-2006, 07:50 AM

Ha ha, the first one looks ridiculous. The rear wheel-well being so high and "empty" looks really stupid. If it were filled out/in down to the trucks floor, and then slightly curved to account for the wheel, it would look much better IMO.

Funny stuff. I wouldn't buy or drive one, but to each their own.

BigBen · 02-03-2006, 07:55 AM

I have driven a UniMog, as we were testing them for our Range Control FireFighting abilities.

They were fucking insane. I had 10,000 litres of water on the back, and was climbing a 30 degree sand-bank. All of the drivers (every single one) stated that it was the best truck.

Of course, the Army didn't buy it.

Ilow · 02-04-2006, 06:00 PM

Yeah, Urbandev, that's a great looking mog in that pic. I'd take one of those any day! If you're going to be different, be different in the right way!

01-26-2006, 07:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
urbandev Insane Location: Dayton, NV	Penis envy. These two trucks came into our store today... (1) F650 XUT "Xtreme Urban Vehicle" http://www.f650pickups.com/page0009d.html $160,000+ (2) International CXT Pick-Up http://www.internationaldelivers.com...Family/cxt.asp $120,000+ 100% Pure, Grade A - American Penis Envy more pics: http://www.urbandev.net/SuperTrucks __________________ Raoul Duke: "I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife." Dr. Gonzo: "Who said anything about slicing you up, man. I just wanted to cut a little Z in your forehead."

01-26-2006, 07:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	I literally shouted out "Holy fuck!" when I saw that. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim Last edited by skier; 01-28-2006 at 08:59 AM..

01-26-2006, 08:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
urbandev Insane Location: Dayton, NV	Basically the same reaction we all had in the store. __________________ Raoul Duke: "I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife." Dr. Gonzo: "Who said anything about slicing you up, man. I just wanted to cut a little Z in your forehead."

01-27-2006, 12:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
urbandev Insane Location: Dayton, NV	THIS is what I want... North By NorthWest Expedition - UniMog Gallery __________________ Raoul Duke: "I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife." Dr. Gonzo: "Who said anything about slicing you up, man. I just wanted to cut a little Z in your forehead."

01-27-2006, 05:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
Borla Junkie	I actually saw one of the International CXT trucks........insane. I've not seen the Ford one in person. I don't see how they can be anything beyond status/attention symbols. But.........if you have the dough, more power to you, lol. __________________ Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde!!!!

01-26-2006, 10:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Holy shit man! Where do you work? Those are freakin insane

01-26-2006, 10:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	What you do when you have to much money....silly

01-27-2006, 06:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
politicophile Addict	Not gonna lie: I'm a little bit concerned that people would throw down a Ferrari's worth of money to buy one of there things. I guess it would make sense if you already owned a supercar or three, but still... what do you do with it? __________________ The peculiar evil of silencing the expression of an opinion is, that it is robbing the human race; posterity as well as the existing generation; those who dissent from the opinion, still more than those who hold it. If the opinion is right, they are deprived of the opportunity of exchanging error for truth: if wrong, they lose, what is almost as great a benefit, the clearer perception and livelier impression of truth, produced by its collision with error. ~John Stuart Mill, On Liberty

01-27-2006, 08:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
Redjake I'm a family man - I run a family business. Location: Wilson, NC	that's the biggest damn vehicle ever. I laughed out loud when I saw the first one. I bet that feels like you are driving a tank. You would have to be careful to not run over CRXs and shit because you probably wouldn't even feel it. __________________ Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.

01-27-2006, 01:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Very cool stuff ...one reason I bought the big Tonka trucks for my little kid was so I could play with them since I can't afford the real ones. Didn't they auction off one of those Int XCT's at the recent Barrett Jackson event? I think they did. Do any of you ever watch the Dakar rally thru parts of Africa? There are some awesome trucks in that rally that compare to these.

01-30-2006, 12:32 AM	#11 (permalink)
fastom Psycho Location: way out west	If it's true the size of your truck is inversely proportional to your pecker i feel sorry for those guys. (I drive a tiny Ranger by the way ) I'm sure the terrific gas mileage makes up for the ugly looks and impracticality. Having the box 7 feet off the ground makes it's 25,000 lb payload capacity a moot point.

01-30-2006, 10:25 PM	#12 (permalink)
urbandev Insane Location: Dayton, NV	What I drive... __________________ Raoul Duke: "I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife." Dr. Gonzo: "Who said anything about slicing you up, man. I just wanted to cut a little Z in your forehead."

01-31-2006, 06:12 AM	#13 (permalink)
Gabbyness Chicken scratch. Location: Japan!!!	The Xtreme Urban vehicle is hysterical. All it needs is a set of razor-sharp Granny Crushers on front and traffic will never be a problem again. __________________ One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiifth.

01-31-2006, 06:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
NBP Upright	Ahh, to tame those rough roads to the mall and Chic-Fil-A...

01-31-2006, 07:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
urbandev Insane Location: Dayton, NV	So i saw that thing again today on my way to the alignment shop we use (which it turned out was where he was going also)... That thing is in no way made to be drivin in traffic (or maybe it was driver error)...he almost ran over several things in the process... __________________ Raoul Duke: "I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife." Dr. Gonzo: "Who said anything about slicing you up, man. I just wanted to cut a little Z in your forehead."

01-31-2006, 07:32 PM	#16 (permalink)
catback Psycho Location: North America	I knew about the saying "you can never have enough truck" but I never thought it would got this far...With that in mind I gotta get me one of the 4-dr dually pickups ones, my previous desire for a new F-350 seems too unambitious

02-02-2006, 11:47 AM	#17 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	Seeing those huge trucks makes me feel bad for selling my 81 GMC Jimmy like 6-7 years ago I miss the removable roof to, damn that truck was a fun drive.

02-02-2006, 11:52 AM	#18 (permalink)
urbandev Insane Location: Dayton, NV	I miss my 79 suburban, but i cant wait to lift my 88 and swap the front clip for the 76 clip i aquired __________________ Raoul Duke: "I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife." Dr. Gonzo: "Who said anything about slicing you up, man. I just wanted to cut a little Z in your forehead."

02-03-2006, 12:38 AM	#20 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	Just get a steal cow pusher(AKA a snow plow) from a train it will fit Last edited by Scorps; 02-04-2006 at 11:27 AM..

02-03-2006, 07:50 AM	#21 (permalink)
Jimellow Junkie	Ha ha, the first one looks ridiculous. The rear wheel-well being so high and "empty" looks really stupid. If it were filled out/in down to the trucks floor, and then slightly curved to account for the wheel, it would look much better IMO. Funny stuff. I wouldn't buy or drive one, but to each their own. __________________ Desperation is no excuse for lowering one's standards.

02-03-2006, 07:55 AM	#22 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	I have driven a UniMog, as we were testing them for our Range Control FireFighting abilities. They were fucking insane. I had 10,000 litres of water on the back, and was climbing a 30 degree sand-bank. All of the drivers (every single one) stated that it was the best truck. Of course, the Army didn't buy it. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

02-04-2006, 06:00 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	Yeah, Urbandev, that's a great looking mog in that pic. I'd take one of those any day! If you're going to be different, be different in the right way! __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris