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urbandev 01-26-2006 07:39 PM

Penis envy.
 
These two trucks came into our store today...

(1) F650 XUT "Xtreme Urban Vehicle"
http://www.f650pickups.com/page0009d.html
$160,000+
http://www.urbandev.net/SuperTrucks/F650XUV/7.jpg
http://www.urbandev.net/SuperTrucks/F650XUV/4.jpg

(2) International CXT Pick-Up
http://www.internationaldelivers.com...Family/cxt.asp
$120,000+
http://www.urbandev.net/SuperTrucks/INTCXT/7.jpg
http://www.urbandev.net/SuperTrucks/INTCXT/2.jpg

100% Pure, Grade A - American Penis Envy:thumbsup:
more pics: http://www.urbandev.net/SuperTrucks

skier 01-26-2006 07:45 PM

I literally shouted out "Holy fuck!" when I saw that. :lol: :lol:

urbandev 01-26-2006 08:12 PM

Basically the same reaction we all had in the store.

blahblah454 01-26-2006 10:18 PM

Holy shit man! Where do you work? Those are freakin insane

Scorps 01-26-2006 10:59 PM

What you do when you have to much money....silly

urbandev 01-27-2006 12:24 AM

THIS is what I want...
http://www.4x4wire.com/gallery/trail...e/MVC-004S.jpg
http://www.4x4wire.com/gallery/trail...e/MVC-009S.jpg
North By NorthWest Expedition - UniMog Gallery

Borla 01-27-2006 05:39 AM

I actually saw one of the International CXT trucks........insane. I've not seen the Ford one in person. I don't see how they can be anything beyond status/attention symbols.

But.........if you have the dough, more power to you, lol.

politicophile 01-27-2006 06:45 AM

Not gonna lie: I'm a little bit concerned that people would throw down a Ferrari's worth of money to buy one of there things. I guess it would make sense if you already owned a supercar or three, but still... what do you do with it?

Redjake 01-27-2006 08:44 AM

that's the biggest damn vehicle ever. I laughed out loud when I saw the first one. I bet that feels like you are driving a tank. You would have to be careful to not run over CRXs and shit because you probably wouldn't even feel it.

BadNick 01-27-2006 01:58 PM

Very cool stuff ...one reason I bought the big Tonka trucks for my little kid was so I could play with them since I can't afford the real ones.

Didn't they auction off one of those Int XCT's at the recent Barrett Jackson event? I think they did.

Do any of you ever watch the Dakar rally thru parts of Africa? There are some awesome trucks in that rally that compare to these.

fastom 01-30-2006 12:32 AM

If it's true the size of your truck is inversely proportional to your pecker i feel sorry for those guys. (I drive a tiny Ranger by the way :D )

I'm sure the terrific gas mileage makes up for the ugly looks and impracticality. Having the box 7 feet off the ground makes it's 25,000 lb payload capacity a moot point.

urbandev 01-30-2006 10:25 PM

What I drive...
http://urbandev.net/jeep2.jpg

Gabbyness 01-31-2006 06:12 AM

The Xtreme Urban vehicle is hysterical. All it needs is a set of razor-sharp Granny Crushers on front and traffic will never be a problem again.

NBP 01-31-2006 06:14 PM

Ahh, to tame those rough roads to the mall and Chic-Fil-A...

urbandev 01-31-2006 07:26 PM

So i saw that thing again today on my way to the alignment shop we use (which it turned out was where he was going also)...

That thing is in no way made to be drivin in traffic (or maybe it was driver error)...he almost ran over several things in the process...

catback 01-31-2006 07:32 PM

I knew about the saying "you can never have enough truck" but I never thought it would got this far...With that in mind I gotta get me one of the 4-dr dually pickups ones, my previous desire for a new F-350 seems too unambitious

Scorps 02-02-2006 11:47 AM

Seeing those huge trucks makes me feel bad for selling my 81 GMC Jimmy like 6-7 years ago:(



I miss the removable roof to, damn that truck was a fun drive.

urbandev 02-02-2006 11:52 AM

I miss my 79 suburban, but i cant wait to lift my 88 and swap the front clip for the 76 clip i aquired

TexanAvenger 02-02-2006 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabbyness
The Xtreme Urban vehicle is hysterical. All it needs is a set of razor-sharp Granny Crushers on front and traffic will never be a problem again.

You gotta pay extra for those.. But frankly, at that price, I doubt that a few hundred extra is a problem.

Scorps 02-03-2006 12:38 AM

Just get a steal cow pusher(AKA a snow plow) from a train it will fit;)

Jimellow 02-03-2006 07:50 AM

Ha ha, the first one looks ridiculous. The rear wheel-well being so high and "empty" looks really stupid. If it were filled out/in down to the trucks floor, and then slightly curved to account for the wheel, it would look much better IMO.

Funny stuff. I wouldn't buy or drive one, but to each their own.

BigBen 02-03-2006 07:55 AM

I have driven a UniMog, as we were testing them for our Range Control FireFighting abilities.

They were fucking insane. I had 10,000 litres of water on the back, and was climbing a 30 degree sand-bank. All of the drivers (every single one) stated that it was the best truck.

Of course, the Army didn't buy it.

Ilow 02-04-2006 06:00 PM

Yeah, Urbandev, that's a great looking mog in that pic. I'd take one of those any day! If you're going to be different, be different in the right way!


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