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Old 09-14-2003, 09:48 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Something that hasn't been mentioned:

When you flush, the water action aerosolizes (makes very small water droplets airborn) some of the contents of the bowl. These droplets will float with the air currents of the room and deposit themselves on the surfaces they encounter.

In otherwords, your soap, your hairbrush, your toothbrush....


And this is the BEST reason to put the lid down before you flush, IMO!!
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:37 AM   #42 (permalink)
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After reading all this I went to my bathroom lifted the lid... took down my pants and sat into the toilet water..... It felt refreshing....whats the big deal???? My wife should thank me if i leave the seat up and she gets to dunk her ass in water.
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:47 AM   #43 (permalink)
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I didn't sit in the water, I sat on the bowl itself.. I can't believe this thread is still going lol!
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Old 09-17-2003, 10:34 AM   #44 (permalink)
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After a crappy night, this thread has made it oh so more enjoyable. The part about going into a womens toilet and putting the seat up...gosh...thats a crack up. Ive done that before, it gives u that 'El-macho-superior feeling'. Ive fallen back on the toilet before, when there no seat...its kinda uncomfy. But I hate accidentally peeing on the seat, so I usually leave it up! Theres one woman and 5 males in this house...we have right of way :P
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Old 09-19-2003, 04:56 PM   #45 (permalink)
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so the up/down thing doesnt bother me at all. now the toilet paper on the other hand.... has to be put on the RIGHT way.. with the roll of paper dispensing at the front.
My sentiments exactly.

What about this: My inlaws have those cushions on their lids. They won't stand up on their own, so when you piss, you gotta hold lid and seat with one hand, and aim (however inefficiently) with the other. HOW MESSED UP IS THAT?
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Old 09-19-2003, 10:01 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Two things I always do. Watch where I put my feet and where I sit my butt down. Never has been a problem, however, there was the one time when a pet Cockatoo, who was incredibly tame and greatly loved, drowned in the toilet while attempting to drink. I always put the lid down, BOTH lids. By the way, it was my GF who left the lid up when my beloved pet met his demise.
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Old 09-20-2003, 10:56 AM   #47 (permalink)
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I normally put the seat down. I was the only guy living in the house from the time I was 8 till I moved out, so it's been beaten into me.

However, on occasion my wife will drive my car. She never puts the seat back which always leads to me ramming my already bad knees off the steering column. Perhaps I should start leaving the seat up?
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:29 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Have never done it. I leave it up, too.
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