What purpose does hair in your butt serve? (NSFW Warning: Man Ass)
 

Of all the places on my body that I want hair to grow, why does it have to be in your butt? What purpose does it serve?

you can use it for floss if you happen to get corn stuck in your teeth at dinner.

booooong!!!

really though, why do we have any body hair anymore? it's not necessary, same as butt crack hair. guess we just have it so unless you want to laser it out, don't worry about it.

it clumps the shit together, so it's not slimy.:hmm:

genetically, you are not that much different than the
asses in the past who didn't have toilet paper.

to put it bluntly

I know, eew....:p

This goes in the health and fitness thread? ;)

No one likes a cold ass. :D

this is a disturbing post...

I'm laughing my ass off!

How do you people come up with these questions?

Big ass question wheel?

Rogue but then the crap sticks to your butt.

so that we can have the Klingons around Uranus

Yeah I've always wondered about ass hair...I mean pubic hair, at least its a sign of sexual maturity or something...

yes! best answer!

I think they're kind of like whiskers that extend our radius of sensation so that we can know sooner when something is trying to invade our anuses.

Not soon enough to stop it from getting in though, unless you're like ZZ Top back there.

Ugh, I think I just offended myself.

On humans hair is 'lubricant'. It prevents chaffing while you (or your ancestors) were out hunter-gathering.

Lemurlad is right. While most humans (myself excluded, I am a hairy one) have lost most of their body hair over time, some hair remains in areas like the armpits groin and butt crack. This hair remains because it acts like a natural lubricant to areas that would otherwise chafe from skin on skin friction. So the European ladies have it right, let those pits go au' natural

Anal hair was intended to ensure that the only intimate relationships we stayed in were with partners who really loved us.

Couples that comb together, stay together. This increases the chances of the partners succesfully raising children and passing on their hairy arse genes.

*GAGGING*

Heh I've always wondered myself. It was just a random question I've been wanting the answer to for a while.

lol. hilarious. lil antennae, eh? hhahahaha

LMAO!

it's there so girls get turned off by it and you have to shave it. then after you shave it your ass gets all itchy and irritated....
:(

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :crazy:

No idea.

I don't know that answer...BUT (hehe) look at all of us that bothered to read and post to the tread!

:lol:

They serve a purpose. To retain shit after a crap and stain your underwear. THat was blunt wasn't it? I'm sorry.

Its there to gather lint and leave deposits of it on every toilet seat you sit on...

if there was no butt hair, dagelo abortions wouldn't be who they are today!!!!

Hair around the genitals is designed to prevent chafing during sexual inttercourse. Anal sex was obviously intended by nature......

After I read the first couple of posts I knew I should just go back to the main menu.....but the topic is strangly compelling... let me ponder this further.

After two years I'd have thought that we were safe from the hairy bunghole thread. But nooooo.

Hair on the cheeks is there so I can get a good grip and hang on better for the ride. ;)

On the argument between Darwin and Intelligent Design, I feel that ass hair leans towards Intelligent Design.

When you get all sweaty it keeps your cheeks from sticking together...

It's the same reason we have hair in our armpits... stinky crevases need hair.

Now there's an image that's going to take the rest of the day to get rid of.

/me rubs eyes and brain furiously with steel wool and sand paper to wipe away that image...

You scare me Charlatan... you really scare me... How can someone so cute be so... deviant :)

:hmm: AAAHHHHH but the question must be asked of why Women's arses are less hairy then Mens? The whole hair to stop from sweating thing would be null and void. I've seen some Women with HUGE arses and those things looked like they needed to sweet, yet I saw no hair??? :hmm:

You know you love it, Mal... :icare:

This thread is so f'in funny. I'm laughin my ass off!

Erm.. waita minute... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/images/smilies/hmmm.gif

from Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_hair

Function of pubic hair
It is believed that the functions of pubic hair include the dissemination of pheromones and protection from the friction of sexual intercourse. Pubic hair and the growth between the tops of the legs and the buttocks, like under arm hair, helps to lubricate the areas, making movement smoother and more comfortable.

So by following this line of reasoning, flyman probably smells worse than a six pack of Clydesdales.... :lol: