Jesus Pimp

Of all the places on my body that I want hair to grow, why does it have to be in your butt? What purpose does it serve?

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Mael

you can use it for floss if you happen to get corn stuck in your teeth at dinner.

booooong!!!

really though, why do we have any body hair anymore? it's not necessary, same as butt crack hair. guess we just have it so unless you want to laser it out, don't worry about it.

rogue49

it clumps the shit together, so it's not slimy.

genetically, you are not that much different than the
asses in the past who didn't have toilet paper.

to put it bluntly

I know, eew....

Sparhawk

This goes in the health and fitness thread?

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Inflicted

No one likes a cold ass.

mtbiker

this is a disturbing post...

gonadman

I'm laughing my ass off!

How do you people come up with these questions?

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BBtB

Big ass question wheel?

Rogue but then the crap sticks to your butt.

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Cynthetiq

so that we can have the Klingons around Uranus

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Radio Monk33

Yeah I've always wondered about ass hair...I mean pubic hair, at least its a sign of sexual maturity or something...

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YourNeverThere

yes! best answer!

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Antagony

I think they're kind of like whiskers that extend our radius of sensation so that we can know sooner when something is trying to invade our anuses.

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rockzilla

Not soon enough to stop it from getting in though, unless you're like ZZ Top back there.

Ugh, I think I just offended myself.

lemurlad

On humans hair is 'lubricant'. It prevents chaffing while you (or your ancestors) were out hunter-gathering.

Bobaphat

Lemurlad is right. While most humans (myself excluded, I am a hairy one) have lost most of their body hair over time, some hair remains in areas like the armpits groin and butt crack. This hair remains because it acts like a natural lubricant to areas that would otherwise chafe from skin on skin friction. So the European ladies have it right, let those pits go au' natural

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4thTimeLucky

Anal hair was intended to ensure that the only intimate relationships we stayed in were with partners who really loved us.

Couples that comb together, stay together. This increases the chances of the partners succesfully raising children and passing on their hairy arse genes.

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Sparhawk

*GAGGING*

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Jesus Pimp

Heh I've always wondered myself. It was just a random question I've been wanting the answer to for a while.

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illdeviant

lol. hilarious. lil antennae, eh? hhahahaha

svt

LMAO!

Octo

it's there so girls get turned off by it and you have to shave it. then after you shave it your ass gets all itchy and irritated....

440sixpack

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Jay Francis

No idea.

coldhands

I don't know that answer...BUT (hehe) look at all of us that bothered to read and post to the tread!

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LuFega

They serve a purpose. To retain shit after a crap and stain your underwear. THat was blunt wasn't it? I'm sorry.

drag0nmanes

Its there to gather lint and leave deposits of it on every toilet seat you sit on...

taog

if there was no butt hair, dagelo abortions wouldn't be who they are today!!!!

paulie075

Hair around the genitals is designed to prevent chafing during sexual inttercourse. Anal sex was obviously intended by nature......

ryfo

After I read the first couple of posts I knew I should just go back to the main menu.....but the topic is strangly compelling... let me ponder this further.

Bill O'Rights

After two years I'd have thought that we were safe from the hairy bunghole thread. But nooooo.

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noodle

Hair on the cheeks is there so I can get a good grip and hang on better for the ride.

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BAMF

On the argument between Darwin and Intelligent Design, I feel that ass hair leans towards Intelligent Design.

Charlatan

When you get all sweaty it keeps your cheeks from sticking together...

It's the same reason we have hair in our armpits... stinky crevases need hair.

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Bill O'Rights

Now there's an image that's going to take the rest of the day to get rid of.

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maleficent

/me rubs eyes and brain furiously with steel wool and sand paper to wipe away that image...

You scare me Charlatan... you really scare me... How can someone so cute be so... deviant

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Dragonknight

AAAHHHHH but the question must be asked of why Women's arses are less hairy then Mens? The whole hair to stop from sweating thing would be null and void. I've seen some Women with HUGE arses and those things looked like they needed to sweet, yet I saw no hair???

Charlatan

You know you love it, Mal...

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Sue

This thread is so f'in funny. I'm laughin my ass off!

Erm.. waita minute...

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Charlatan

from Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_hair

Function of pubic hair
It is believed that the functions of pubic hair include the dissemination of pheromones and protection from the friction of sexual intercourse. Pubic hair and the growth between the tops of the legs and the buttocks, like under arm hair, helps to lubricate the areas, making movement smoother and more comfortable.

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paddyjoe

So by following this line of reasoning, flyman probably smells worse than a six pack of Clydesdales....