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Poppinjay · 12-30-2005, 12:26 PM

These are real URLs. This was passed around our publishing office.

1. Who Represents? a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base for programmers:
http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist?
http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. Mole Station Native Nursery:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

Jinn · 12-30-2005, 12:44 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH

I like the rapist finder...

Oh, and I hate the "expert sex change.." their stupid pay-for solutions always come up on google searches for other programming stuff.. I have to wade through their garbage to find a free solution...

DEI37 · 12-30-2005, 12:52 PM

Man, that's some funny stuff. Gotta wonder who thought hypens weren't a good idea there.

MexicanOnABike · 12-30-2005, 01:01 PM

wow. i bet you the website admins are still laughing about this! how can you not tell?! wow. sooo funny!

SirLance · 12-30-2005, 02:15 PM

That makes me think of those celebrity Jeopardy skits on SNL...

"I'll have the rapists for a thousand, Trebek!"

"That's THERAPISTS for $1000..."

"I'll have the penis mightier for a thousand, Trebek!"

"That's THE PEN IS MIGHTIER for $1000..."

"I'll have anal bum cover for a thousand, Trebek!"

"That's AN ALBUM COVER for $1000...."

NoSoup · 12-30-2005, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirLance

That makes me think of those celebrity Jeopardy skits on SNL...

"I'll have the rapists for a thousand, Trebek!"

"That's THERAPISTS for $1000..."

"I'll have the penis mightier for a thousand, Trebek!"

"That's THE PEN IS MIGHTIER for $1000..."

"I'll have anal bum cover for a thousand, Trebek!"

"That's AN ALBUM COVER for $1000...."

"And now we'll find out what your final jeapordy answer was..."

"SUCK IT TREBEK"

Willravel · 12-30-2005, 02:24 PM

Hahahaha!!! You got me laughing out loud at work. They're going to think I'm nuts.

Toaster126 · 12-30-2005, 03:04 PM

So, are they profiting from the double meanings, then? Why would they keep such a domain name?

Zeraph · 12-30-2005, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toaster126

So, are they profiting from the double meanings, then? Why would they keep such a domain name?

Probably, I can't see how they wouldn't notice..

Very funny btw.

Sweetpea · 12-30-2005, 10:02 PM

thanks for the laugh!

sweetpea

CSflim · 01-01-2006, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeraph

Probably, I can't see how they wouldn't notice..

Well, how many other URLs for online pen shops do you happen to know off hand?

loganmule · 01-01-2006, 11:59 AM

I did a quick Google search, and found a site called upscalepens.com...penisland is way funnier

p.s. I just visited the penisland site, and it appears to be a sham..still funny

edwhit · 01-01-2006, 04:38 PM

Those are great!

trickyy · 01-01-2006, 05:13 PM

here's a skit i remembered as the page loaded (turned out to be a slightly different joke)
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99adillon.phtml

Quote:

[Scene of father helping son ride a bicycle for the first time, then, cut to the living room of their house]

Father: Trust, an important part of building a family, and an important part of building his future. That's why I rely on Dillon/Edwards and Company. For nearly a century, investors on Wall Street have trusted Dillon and Edwards with their financial future. And now all of the resources from America's oldest investment firm are available on-line. [Father is at the computer as the website appears, along with web address]Dillon and Edwards on the Internet, at www.clownpenis.fart. A lot of investment companies rushed onto the Internet, but Dillon and Edwards took their time. Sure, when they were ready, there was one web address left, but it's one you can count on.

Announcer #1: For mutual funds, count on...

Announcer #2: ...clownpenis.fart.

Announcer #1: Online brokerage...

Announcer #2: ...clownpenis.fart.

Announcer #1: Retirement and tuition planning...

Announcer #2: ...clownpenis.fart.

[Caption: Dillon/Edwards Investments-www.clownpenis.fart]

Announcer #1: Dillon and Edwards Investments...

Announcer #2: ...at www.clownpenis.fart.

flat5 · 01-04-2006, 04:41 PM

www.clownpenis.fart can't be found.

What will I do??

legolas · 01-06-2006, 12:46 AM

lol i've been to penisland before and i really think they made that name on purpose, the others are just... wow...

Temporary_User · 01-06-2006, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legolas

lol i've been to penisland before and i really think they made that name on purpose, the others are just... wow...

ok, who reads that as PENISland?
Does anyone actually see PEN-island?

Nancy · 05-01-2006, 05:22 AM

Let's not forget:

www.MachoMe.com/
www.NewSexTracts.com/
www.BankerSexChange.com
www.NewSexChange.com
www.Anus.com
www.powergenitalia.com
www.cummingfirst.com
www.mofo.com

Spanxxx · 05-09-2006, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy

Let's not forget:

www.MachoMe.com/
www.NewSexTracts.com/
www.BankerSexChange.com
www.NewSexChange.com
www.Anus.com
www.powergenitalia.com
www.cummingfirst.com
www.mofo.com

cummingfirst.com has got to be the worst website address for a church ever. you would think that something like cummingfumc.com or something would have at least been preferable. That, or moving to a town with new name.

ShaniFaye · 05-09-2006, 01:13 PM

those are funny

I dont live very far from cumming

Anexkahn · 05-09-2006, 07:16 PM

haha thats awesome.... ive used expert sex change for a few years now and never even noticed....

Ilow · 05-13-2006, 07:09 PM

a law firm has the domain name mofo.com? Hmmm...
and cummingfirst, classic!

Redlemon · 05-15-2006, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

I dont live very far from cumming

What a beautiful way to live your life. I don't doubt it for a second.

captobvious · 07-17-2006, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anexkahn

haha thats awesome.... ive used expert sex change for a few years now and never even noticed....

Haha! Same here. I've used expert sex change for years too and never noticed. Now I'm a woman.

clavus · 07-17-2006, 09:08 AM

In the web-offset print industry, there are very black guys who work in management, let alone own the company. Printco is one of the few exceptions.

So it was very unfortunate when Printco launched their on-line division.

www.printcoonline.com

They have since changed their URL.

Yup. For real.

12-30-2005, 12:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Unfortunate URL choices These are real URLs. This was passed around our publishing office. 1. Who Represents? a database for agencies to the rich and famous: http://www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base for programmers: http://www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: http://www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? http://www.therapistfinder.com 5. Mole Station Native Nursery: http://www.molestationnursery.com __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

12-30-2005, 12:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	HAHAHAHAHAH I like the rapist finder... Oh, and I hate the "expert sex change.." their stupid pay-for solutions always come up on google searches for other programming stuff.. I have to wade through their garbage to find a free solution... __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

12-30-2005, 12:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Man, that's some funny stuff. Gotta wonder who thought hypens weren't a good idea there. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

12-30-2005, 02:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	That makes me think of those celebrity Jeopardy skits on SNL... "I'll have the rapists for a thousand, Trebek!" "That's THERAPISTS for $1000..." "I'll have the penis mightier for a thousand, Trebek!" "That's THE PEN IS MIGHTIER for $1000..." "I'll have anal bum cover for a thousand, Trebek!" "That's AN ALBUM COVER for $1000...." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-30-2005, 03:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	So, are they profiting from the double meanings, then? Why would they keep such a domain name? __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

12-30-2005, 01:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	wow. i bet you the website admins are still laughing about this! how can you not tell?! wow. sooo funny!

12-30-2005, 02:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Hahahaha!!! You got me laughing out loud at work. They're going to think I'm nuts.

12-30-2005, 10:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	thanks for the laugh! sweetpea __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

01-01-2006, 11:59 AM	#12 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	I did a quick Google search, and found a site called upscalepens.com...penisland is way funnier p.s. I just visited the penisland site, and it appears to be a sham..still funny Last edited by loganmule; 01-01-2006 at 12:04 PM..

01-01-2006, 04:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
edwhit Tilted	Those are great!

01-04-2006, 04:41 PM	#15 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	www.clownpenis.fart can't be found. What will I do??

01-06-2006, 12:46 AM	#16 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	lol i've been to penisland before and i really think they made that name on purpose, the others are just... wow... __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

05-01-2006, 05:22 AM	#18 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Let's not forget: www.MachoMe.com/ www.NewSexTracts.com/ www.BankerSexChange.com www.NewSexChange.com www.Anus.com www.powergenitalia.com www.cummingfirst.com www.mofo.com __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

05-09-2006, 01:13 PM	#20 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	those are funny I dont live very far from cumming __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

05-09-2006, 07:16 PM	#21 (permalink)
Anexkahn Crazy Location: whOregon	haha thats awesome.... ive used expert sex change for a few years now and never even noticed....

05-13-2006, 07:09 PM	#22 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	a law firm has the domain name mofo.com? Hmmm... and cummingfirst, classic! __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

07-17-2006, 09:08 AM	#25 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	In the web-offset print industry, there are very black guys who work in management, let alone own the company. Printco is one of the few exceptions. So it was very unfortunate when Printco launched their on-line division. www.printcoonline.com They have since changed their URL. Yup. For real. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.