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Poppinjay 12-30-2005 12:26 PM

Unfortunate URL choices
 
These are real URLs. This was passed around our publishing office.


1. Who Represents? a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base for programmers:
http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist?
http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. Mole Station Native Nursery:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

Jinn 12-30-2005 12:44 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH

I like the rapist finder...

Oh, and I hate the "expert sex change.." their stupid pay-for solutions always come up on google searches for other programming stuff.. I have to wade through their garbage to find a free solution...

DEI37 12-30-2005 12:52 PM

Man, that's some funny stuff. Gotta wonder who thought hypens weren't a good idea there.

MexicanOnABike 12-30-2005 01:01 PM

wow. i bet you the website admins are still laughing about this! how can you not tell?! wow. sooo funny!

SirLance 12-30-2005 02:15 PM

That makes me think of those celebrity Jeopardy skits on SNL...

"I'll have the rapists for a thousand, Trebek!"

"That's THERAPISTS for $1000..."

"I'll have the penis mightier for a thousand, Trebek!"

"That's THE PEN IS MIGHTIER for $1000..."

"I'll have anal bum cover for a thousand, Trebek!"

"That's AN ALBUM COVER for $1000...."

NoSoup 12-30-2005 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirLance
That makes me think of those celebrity Jeopardy skits on SNL...

"I'll have the rapists for a thousand, Trebek!"

"That's THERAPISTS for $1000..."

"I'll have the penis mightier for a thousand, Trebek!"

"That's THE PEN IS MIGHTIER for $1000..."

"I'll have anal bum cover for a thousand, Trebek!"

"That's AN ALBUM COVER for $1000...."

"And now we'll find out what your final jeapordy answer was..."

"SUCK IT TREBEK"

Willravel 12-30-2005 02:24 PM

Hahahaha!!! You got me laughing out loud at work. They're going to think I'm nuts.

Toaster126 12-30-2005 03:04 PM

So, are they profiting from the double meanings, then? Why would they keep such a domain name?

Zeraph 12-30-2005 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toaster126
So, are they profiting from the double meanings, then? Why would they keep such a domain name?

Probably, I can't see how they wouldn't notice..

Very funny btw.

Sweetpea 12-30-2005 10:02 PM

:lol:

:) thanks for the laugh!

sweetpea

CSflim 01-01-2006 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeraph
Probably, I can't see how they wouldn't notice..

Well, how many other URLs for online pen shops do you happen to know off hand?
:lol:

loganmule 01-01-2006 11:59 AM

I did a quick Google search, and found a site called upscalepens.com...penisland is way funnier

p.s. I just visited the penisland site, and it appears to be a sham..still funny

edwhit 01-01-2006 04:38 PM

Those are great!

trickyy 01-01-2006 05:13 PM

here's a skit i remembered as the page loaded (turned out to be a slightly different joke)
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99adillon.phtml
Quote:

[Scene of father helping son ride a bicycle for the first time, then, cut to the living room of their house]

Father: Trust, an important part of building a family, and an important part of building his future. That's why I rely on Dillon/Edwards and Company. For nearly a century, investors on Wall Street have trusted Dillon and Edwards with their financial future. And now all of the resources from America's oldest investment firm are available on-line. [Father is at the computer as the website appears, along with web address]Dillon and Edwards on the Internet, at www.clownpenis.fart. A lot of investment companies rushed onto the Internet, but Dillon and Edwards took their time. Sure, when they were ready, there was one web address left, but it's one you can count on.

Announcer #1: For mutual funds, count on...

Announcer #2: ...clownpenis.fart.

Announcer #1: Online brokerage...

Announcer #2: ...clownpenis.fart.

Announcer #1: Retirement and tuition planning...

Announcer #2: ...clownpenis.fart.

[Caption: Dillon/Edwards Investments-www.clownpenis.fart]

Announcer #1: Dillon and Edwards Investments...

Announcer #2: ...at www.clownpenis.fart.

flat5 01-04-2006 04:41 PM

www.clownpenis.fart can't be found.

What will I do??

legolas 01-06-2006 12:46 AM

lol i've been to penisland before and i really think they made that name on purpose, the others are just... wow...

Temporary_User 01-06-2006 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legolas
lol i've been to penisland before and i really think they made that name on purpose, the others are just... wow...

ok, who reads that as PENISland?
Does anyone actually see PEN-island?

Nancy 05-01-2006 05:22 AM

Let's not forget:

www.MachoMe.com/
www.NewSexTracts.com/
www.BankerSexChange.com
www.NewSexChange.com
www.Anus.com
www.powergenitalia.com
www.cummingfirst.com
www.mofo.com

:D

Spanxxx 05-09-2006 01:06 PM

cummingfirst.com has got to be the worst website address for a church ever. you would think that something like cummingfumc.com or something would have at least been preferable. That, or moving to a town with new name.

ShaniFaye 05-09-2006 01:13 PM

those are funny

I dont live very far from cumming

Anexkahn 05-09-2006 07:16 PM

haha thats awesome.... ive used expert sex change for a few years now and never even noticed....

Ilow 05-13-2006 07:09 PM

a law firm has the domain name mofo.com? Hmmm...
and cummingfirst, classic!

Redlemon 05-15-2006 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye
I dont live very far from cumming

What a beautiful way to live your life. I don't doubt it for a second. :icare:

captobvious 07-17-2006 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anexkahn
haha thats awesome.... ive used expert sex change for a few years now and never even noticed....

Haha! Same here. I've used expert sex change for years too and never noticed. Now I'm a woman.

clavus 07-17-2006 09:08 AM

In the web-offset print industry, there are very black guys who work in management, let alone own the company. Printco is one of the few exceptions.

So it was very unfortunate when Printco launched their on-line division.

www.printcoonline.com

They have since changed their URL.

Yup. For real.


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