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KellyC · 12-21-2005, 10:08 PM

I saw this joke in a Vietnamese forum, it's pretty funny so I thought maybe you folks might like it too. I translated it from Vietnamese so if it doesn't make a lot of sense...sorry...

Quote:

It's near Valentine's Day when a 3rd grade teacher asks the class to draw a heart.

As the teacher go by to inspect each of the drawing, she is pleased to see such creativity and skill in the drawing.

She then got to Timmy, who draws a very beautiful heart, but to her surprise this one has two legs. Curious she asks Timmy, "why does your heart has legs?"

To which Timmy replies, "Well, last night I over heard my dad say 'Sweetheart, can you spread your legs so I can enter?' "

Gatorade Frost · 12-23-2005, 10:18 PM

Hah! I need to remember that line...

Expected the ending, but still funny nonetheless.

12-23-2005, 10:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	Hah! I need to remember that line... Expected the ending, but still funny nonetheless. __________________ I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips