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Sweetheart
I saw this joke in a Vietnamese forum, it's pretty funny so I thought maybe you folks might like it too. I translated it from Vietnamese so if it doesn't make a lot of sense...sorry...
Quote:
It's near Valentine's Day when a 3rd grade teacher asks the class to draw a heart.
As the teacher go by to inspect each of the drawing, she is pleased to see such creativity and skill in the drawing.
She then got to Timmy, who draws a very beautiful heart, but to her surprise this one has two legs. Curious she asks Timmy, "why does your heart has legs?"
To which Timmy replies, "Well, last night I over heard my dad say 'Sweetheart, can you spread your legs so I can enter?' "
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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.
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