hunnychile

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged


Schizophrenia--- Do You Hear What I Hear?


Multiple Personality Disorder--- We Three Queens Disoriented Are


Amnesia--- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas


Narcissistic--- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


Manic--- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and .........


Paranoid--- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me


Borderline Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why


Obsessive Compulsive Disorder--- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells


Agoraphobia--- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My
House


Autistic--- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock


Senile Dementia--- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House In My Slippers and Robe


Oppositional Defiant Disorder--- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House


Social Anxiety Disorder--- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I
Sit Here and Hyperventilate

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pandafaye

Very nice list. Worth a chuckle. =D

Naked Communist

Oh that is so wrong. I have a very vivid mental picture on that one.

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MageB420666

That would be sooo much funnier if I didn't work in a mental instution and see examples of that every shift... by the way, the borderline personality is wrong, they tend to just be ass hats (all though not all of them are).

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rlynnm

Great giggles! This just happily added to my already existing disdain for christmas music!

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Redlemon

Sick, sick, sick.

/(Prints out copy anyway.)

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ryfo

My SO suffers from the last disorder and she was rolling around the floor in laughter when I read this out to her. Its good to be able to take the mickey out of a problem that too few people who dont suffer it understand. ( BTW, she reakons you are spot on with her carol!)

soul_wisdom

You rock, myself and all my co workers really enjoyed this one, thanks tons for bringing a smile to a VERY long night.

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