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Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged


Schizophrenia--- Do You Hear What I Hear?


Multiple Personality Disorder--- We Three Queens Disoriented Are


Amnesia--- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas


Narcissistic--- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


Manic--- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and .........


Paranoid--- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me


Borderline Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why


Obsessive Compulsive Disorder--- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells


Agoraphobia--- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My
House


Autistic--- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock


Senile Dementia--- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House In My Slippers and Robe


Oppositional Defiant Disorder--- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House


Social Anxiety Disorder--- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I
Sit Here and Hyperventilate

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