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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 11-27-2005, 06:52 PM

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies' room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies' room, he found four marked buttons, next to the paper rolls:

WW, WA, PP, and ATR.

Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to women, he disregarded what the flight attendant said, as his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.

He thought, Wow, these gals really have it nice! So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

Ahhh, he thought, No wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!

So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

Man, this is great, he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the plane's ladies' room.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

Glad

SirLance · 11-27-2005, 09:58 PM

Ouch! I guess the male flight attendants know not to press that one!

Siege · 11-27-2005, 10:53 PM

Ouchie. Guess we men oughta listen the women.

Once in a while anyway

mjby2 · 12-07-2005, 12:57 AM

I'm speechless!

11-27-2005, 06:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	When men don't listen. A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies' room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. When he arrived in the attendants' ladies' room, he found four marked buttons, next to the paper rolls: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to women, he disregarded what the flight attendant said, as his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom. He thought, Wow, these gals really have it nice! So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably. Ahhh, he thought, No wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services! So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc. Man, this is great, he thought as he reached out for the ATR button. When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the plane's ladies' room. The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button." Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

11-27-2005, 09:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Ouch! I guess the male flight attendants know not to press that one! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-27-2005, 10:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
Siege is a tiger Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada	Ouchie. Guess we men oughta listen the women. Once in a while anyway __________________ "Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek" --Kevin Smith This part just makes my posts easier to find

12-07-2005, 12:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	I'm speechless!