The Hindu, the Jew, and the Evangelical Christian - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

SirLance · 12-05-2005, 01:35 PM

A Hindu, a Jew and an evangelical Christian were travelling together when they were overcome with fatigue. They stopped at a farmhouse and asked for lodging, but the farmer said he only had room for two. One of them would have to spend the night in the barn.

"I'll go," said the Hindu, and off he went. A few minutes later, there was a knock at the back door. There stood the Hindu, exclaiming, "There's a cow in there, and cows are sacred in my religion. It would be impossible for me to sleep in the same room as a cow."

The farmer then asked which of the other two would volunteer to sleep in the barn. "I'll go," said the Jew, and off he went. A few minutes later there was a knock at the back door. It was the Jew. "There's a pig in that barn. It wouldn't be kosher for me to sleep there. I cannot do it!"

"Oh, all right," said the evangelical Christian. "I'll go," and off he went.

A few moments later there was a knock on the door. It was the pig and the cow.

BAMF · 12-05-2005, 01:46 PM

Im not sure I get this. Is it because the fundie can eat meat?

SirLance · 12-05-2005, 01:47 PM

No, because the fundie immediately began an attempt to convert the animals to his religion...

Stiltzkin · 12-05-2005, 04:33 PM

I thought this was pretty funny

rlbond86 · 12-06-2005, 09:07 PM

Well I liked it!

/is Jewish

aphex140 · 12-07-2005, 02:24 AM

nice one so theydid not see the light LOL

cellophanedeity · 12-07-2005, 07:23 AM

I don't get it... There are too many possible explanations...

Please explain SirLance?

sailor · 12-07-2005, 10:30 AM

The Evangelical went in the barn and started preaching to the animals about how they should become Christian, and, like typically happens, it scared them off

SirLance · 12-07-2005, 12:31 PM

What sailor said, cello.

BAMF · 12-07-2005, 02:41 PM

Maybe the animals like being worshiped

12-05-2005, 01:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The Hindu, the Jew, and the Evangelical Christian A Hindu, a Jew and an evangelical Christian were travelling together when they were overcome with fatigue. They stopped at a farmhouse and asked for lodging, but the farmer said he only had room for two. One of them would have to spend the night in the barn. "I'll go," said the Hindu, and off he went. A few minutes later, there was a knock at the back door. There stood the Hindu, exclaiming, "There's a cow in there, and cows are sacred in my religion. It would be impossible for me to sleep in the same room as a cow." The farmer then asked which of the other two would volunteer to sleep in the barn. "I'll go," said the Jew, and off he went. A few minutes later there was a knock at the back door. It was the Jew. "There's a pig in that barn. It wouldn't be kosher for me to sleep there. I cannot do it!" "Oh, all right," said the evangelical Christian. "I'll go," and off he went. A few moments later there was a knock on the door. It was the pig and the cow. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-05-2005, 01:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	No, because the fundie immediately began an attempt to convert the animals to his religion... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-07-2005, 02:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	nice one so theydid not see the light LOL __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]

12-07-2005, 10:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	The Evangelical went in the barn and started preaching to the animals about how they should become Christian, and, like typically happens, it scared them off __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

12-07-2005, 12:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	What sailor said, cello. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-05-2005, 01:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
BAMF Crazy	Im not sure I get this. Is it because the fundie can eat meat?

12-05-2005, 04:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I thought this was pretty funny

12-06-2005, 09:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
rlbond86 Insane	Well I liked it! /is Jewish

12-07-2005, 07:23 AM	#7 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	I don't get it... There are too many possible explanations... Please explain SirLance?

12-07-2005, 02:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
BAMF Crazy	Maybe the animals like being worshiped