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09-25-2005, 11:59 AM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Hanxter, I love that DVD. I've been trying to find "Who loves Kitty?" forever!
 Edit: Cause I'm an idiot. I extracted the link.
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09-25-2005, 01:44 PM
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Hey Now!
Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
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09-25-2005, 05:30 PM
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...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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What was that from??? That was hilarious!
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09-25-2005, 06:23 PM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Throbbing Python of Love was the second audio cassette I ever bought... the first was George Carlin's A Place for my Stuff...
I used to be entertain my friends by performing the entire stand up routine... I was about 13 or 14 at the time.
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09-25-2005, 07:54 PM
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is a tiger
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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That is genius. Perfectly explains the game of golf
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09-25-2005, 09:12 PM
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Comment or else!!
Location: Home sweet home
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Some of the more memorable quotes from him in that same show. *imitation of a little 8-year-old kid during an airport security body cavity check of some sort* "What are you doing? You're not a priest. Let go of me!" "you must be this high *raises hand to the height of a normal 8-year-old kid* to ride Michael [Jackson]" During his bit about Michael's rides at his house. Regarding AOL: "You have mail! I hope you don't have stock." Imitation of Bush regarding economic: "A lot of our imports come from other countries." "Michael Jackson claiming racism, and I'm goin': 'honney, you gotta pick a race, first'"
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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens. Last edited by KellyC; 09-25-2005 at 09:55 PM.. |
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09-26-2005, 01:00 PM
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Junkie
Location: Pats country
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Williams is freakin' great. I'm going to the driving range!
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09-28-2005, 12:52 PM
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regarding the luge at the Olympics: "What german gynocologist thought this sport up? *in a german accent* 'I want to dress like a sperm, stick an ice skate in my ass and go balls first down an ice chute, ya, that would be fun'."
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