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regarding the luge at the Olympics: "What german gynocologist thought this sport up? *in a german accent* 'I want to dress like a sperm, stick an ice skate in my ass and go balls first down an ice chute, ya, that would be fun'."
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"Mommy, the presidents are squishing me!"
"Using the pull out method of contraceptive is like saying I won't use a seat belt, I'll just jump out of the car before it hits that tree."
Sara
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