Irishmen .VS. Englishmen - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

morlock · 05-31-2003, 11:38 AM

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot and he didn't care!"
The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off... watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St.Patrick was a transvestite faggot!"
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"
The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really piss him off... just you watch." So, the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

duckduck · 06-01-2003, 01:08 PM

What with an Irish background...........

...........LMAO!

Flesh · 06-01-2003, 02:44 PM

opentocomments · 06-01-2003, 04:20 PM

omg that was super

Raw Kuts · 06-01-2003, 07:14 PM

owned

oblar · 06-01-2003, 08:15 PM

I don't get it...

I follow how the Irishman came to that conclusion... Where was the punch line?

*grin*

rcarb · 06-01-2003, 08:42 PM

The Irishman is insinuating that Englishmen are Transvestite Faggots.

Xixox · 06-01-2003, 08:47 PM

Clever. Caught me off guard at the end there =)

BigBlueWrecking · 06-02-2003, 08:55 AM

I like it

clifclav · 06-02-2003, 09:05 AM

cute one thanks. I have quite a few friends across the pond that I will share that with.

CSflim · 06-02-2003, 10:40 AM

Wohoo! Up the Irish!

SocialAbortion · 06-02-2003, 04:19 PM

Hahaha. that's great.

cchris · 06-02-2003, 04:47 PM

Excellent joke

bravo49 · 06-03-2003, 01:04 AM

Didn't guess the end there

flappie · 06-03-2003, 11:32 AM

/sevillaugh ( if you know what I mean )

CSflim · 06-04-2003, 03:25 PM

One point I should make is that St. Patrick wasn't Irish. He was British, but not english though. He was Welsh.

Peetster · 06-04-2003, 03:27 PM

Please don't let the facts get in the way of a good punch line. ;-)

muckluck · 06-04-2003, 04:50 PM

hey im half english half irish so uhh... im not sure if thats insulting or funny

The_Dude · 06-04-2003, 05:10 PM

hhhahahhaahha, that's hilarious, what a smart irish man

ApheX · 06-05-2003, 11:27 AM

A good twist at the end there

4thTimeLucky · 06-05-2003, 01:07 PM

i like it. i really like it.. deserves the five stars

DarkerFire · 06-05-2003, 02:37 PM

Clever.

The Darker Fire Within.

ARRH · 06-05-2003, 05:00 PM

very funny!

Meridae'n · 06-05-2003, 05:16 PM

One of your best!

Frowning Budah · 06-07-2003, 06:52 AM

Don't think I hve heard that one. Pretty funny

wakelagger · 06-07-2003, 04:49 PM

The quickwitted Irish

txgirl · 06-09-2003, 05:01 AM

One to share for sure!

crackpot · 06-09-2003, 05:06 AM

But where do English babies come from then? Hmm...

Atomic Pinkie · 06-10-2003, 07:24 AM

excuse me, they are corporate transvestites!

Lil Eddie Izzard for you!

mykockle · 06-10-2003, 09:26 AM

hehehe nice... and im english

good one

LastFarker · 06-10-2003, 10:13 AM

Burned

xepherys · 10-23-2007, 12:03 PM

bwahahahahaha

05-31-2003, 11:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
morlock Loser	Irishmen .VS. Englishmen Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot and he didn't care!" The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off... watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St.Patrick was a transvestite faggot!" "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really piss him off... just you watch." So, the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!" "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

06-01-2003, 01:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	What with an Irish background........... ...........LMAO! __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

06-01-2003, 02:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	lol

06-01-2003, 04:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	omg that was super __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

06-01-2003, 07:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Raw Kuts Insane Location: San Diego, CA	owned __________________ ( o< --!"Take that bass out you're voice, you talk to me in treble." / / \ \/_/_ -->Mos Def

06-01-2003, 08:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	I don't get it... I follow how the Irishman came to that conclusion... Where was the punch line? grin __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

06-01-2003, 08:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
rcarb Insane Location: NorCal	The Irishman is insinuating that Englishmen are Transvestite Faggots.

06-01-2003, 08:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
Xixox Crazy Location: MN-WI	Clever. Caught me off guard at the end there =) __________________ Incompetence When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

06-02-2003, 08:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
BigBlueWrecking Psycho	I like it

06-02-2003, 09:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	cute one thanks. I have quite a few friends across the pond that I will share that with. __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

06-02-2003, 10:40 AM	#11 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Wohoo! Up the Irish! __________________

06-02-2003, 04:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
SocialAbortion Tilted Location: Somewhere between heaven and hell.	Hahaha. that's great. __________________ I like your mom, and it's no fad, I want to marry her and be your dad. I am un chien andalusia.

06-02-2003, 04:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Excellent joke __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-03-2003, 01:04 AM	#14 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Didn't guess the end there

06-03-2003, 11:32 AM	#15 (permalink)
flappie Upright Location: warmenhuizen	/sevillaugh ( if you know what I mean )

06-04-2003, 05:10 PM	#19 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	hhhahahhaahha, that's hilarious, what a smart irish man __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

06-05-2003, 01:07 PM	#21 (permalink)
4thTimeLucky Psycho Location: 4th has left the building - goodbye folks	i like it. i really like it.. deserves the five stars __________________ I've been 4thTimeLucky, you've been great. Goodnight and God bless!

06-05-2003, 05:00 PM	#23 (permalink)
ARRH Insane	very funny!

06-05-2003, 05:16 PM	#24 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	One of your best! __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-04-2003, 03:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	One point I should make is that St. Patrick wasn't Irish. He was British, but not english though. He was Welsh. __________________

06-04-2003, 03:27 PM	#17 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Please don't let the facts get in the way of a good punch line. ;-)

06-04-2003, 04:50 PM	#18 (permalink)
muckluck Psycho	hey im half english half irish so uhh... im not sure if thats insulting or funny __________________

06-05-2003, 11:27 AM	#20 (permalink)
ApheX Tilted Location: uk	A good twist at the end there

06-05-2003, 02:37 PM	#22 (permalink)
DarkerFire Upright	Clever. The Darker Fire Within.

06-07-2003, 06:52 AM	#25 (permalink)
Frowning Budah Slave of Fear	Don't think I hve heard that one. Pretty funny

06-07-2003, 04:49 PM	#26 (permalink)
wakelagger Insane Location: Toronto	The quickwitted Irish

06-09-2003, 05:01 AM	#27 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	One to share for sure!

06-09-2003, 05:06 AM	#28 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	But where do English babies come from then? Hmm...

06-10-2003, 07:24 AM	#29 (permalink)
Atomic Pinkie Addict Location: Chicago	excuse me, they are corporate transvestites! Lil Eddie Izzard for you! __________________ Where dem bitches at?

06-10-2003, 09:26 AM	#30 (permalink)
mykockle Crazy Location: Denver CO	hehehe nice... and im english good one

06-10-2003, 10:13 AM	#31 (permalink)
LastFarker Upright	Burned

10-23-2007, 12:03 PM	#32 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	bwahahahahaha __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage